Author Topic: Corrupt A Wish (Read 248682 times)

Pozf · « **Reply #480 on:** July 09, 2009, 10:27:34 am »

Granted but they're recent reruns

I wish that my winamp would stop giving me songs I don't want to listen to.

Oddball · « **Reply #481 on:** July 09, 2009, 10:42:51 am »

Granted now it only plays Dolly Parton

I wish I found my missing webcomic book

Pozf · « **Reply #482 on:** July 09, 2009, 10:50:19 am »

how are those not songs i don't want to listen to.

granted but it's all ruined

I wish something good was on tv

RoninAngel · « **Reply #483 on:** July 09, 2009, 08:25:42 pm »

Granted.

But it's an EVIL something.

I wish for puppies!

Pozf · « **Reply #484 on:** July 09, 2009, 08:48:43 pm »

Granted but they are Cerberus' puppies, and will eat you

I wish for.... uhm.... lets see... nothing

RoninAngel · « **Reply #485 on:** July 10, 2009, 05:35:26 am »

Granted. You cease to exsist.

I wish for Destuction! AND SUFFERING!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

leana · « **Reply #486 on:** July 10, 2009, 06:10:37 am »

Granted YOU will be destructed and suffer to dead

all others will live happily ever after

I am such a loving person to grant you this

I wish for loads of money to buy a kite

RoninAngel · « **Reply #487 on:** July 10, 2009, 07:53:12 am »

Granted.

BECAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR!

BECAUSE YOU MIGHT GET EXACTLY THAT!
...

Ominiously? $:-\$

I wish for more time.

Pozf · « **Reply #488 on:** July 10, 2009, 11:27:05 am »

Granted you move your clocks back so you have more time

I wish I had woken up when I wanted to

RoninAngel · « **Reply #489 on:** July 10, 2009, 12:10:11 pm »

Granted. You woke yourself up by peeing the bed.

Poor bed.

I wish for a bowl of fruit.

Pozf · « **Reply #490 on:** July 10, 2009, 12:11:52 pm »

granted but the fruit is all rotten

I wish I didn't have to grind so much./ I wish I liked grinding.

RoninAngel · « **Reply #491 on:** July 10, 2009, 12:20:45 pm »

I wish you werent a skater.

Granted. Your not a skater.

Sorry I reversed that, and got the frist part second and the second part first. But funny thing is it works both backwords as well as forwards.

Pozf · « **Reply #492 on:** July 10, 2009, 12:21:57 pm »

heh, wrong kinda grinding

Granted I'm not skater, I'm a cereal (spelt this way on purpose) killer

I wish i didn't have to go to a wedding on sunday.

RoninAngel · « **Reply #493 on:** July 10, 2009, 12:27:15 pm »

Quote from: Pozf on July 10, 2009, 12:21:57 pm

heh, wrong kinda grinding

Granted I'm not skater, I'm a cereal (spelt this way on purpose) killer

I wish i didn't have to go to a wedding on sunday.

Watchoo mean? Level grinding?

If you mean level grinding you should say level grinding. I mean it could mean just about anything else otherwise. Like grinding up your victims to make sausage. Or something.

Granted BTW. You become to appathetic to care. Like how I granted this wish, kinda.

I wish I only ever did fun things.

Pozf · « **Reply #494 on:** July 10, 2009, 12:29:09 pm »

Granted, but those things eventually aren't fun anymore

I wish I didn't have to do everything around here

Yea I meant level grinding. But to me that's the only type! Although I do occasional grind people up for sausage too.

RoninAngel · « **Reply #495 on:** July 10, 2009, 01:05:55 pm »

Granted. And it backfires spectacularly.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Firefly?from=Main.Serenity

mmmmm. sasuage.
I wish for susuage. And eggs.
Yummy.

Pozf · « **Reply #496 on:** July 10, 2009, 01:09:07 pm »

granted but the sausage was undercooked adn you get tape worm

I wish i hadn't thought of that, because I had sausage the other day.

RoninAngel · « **Reply #497 on:** July 10, 2009, 02:46:23 pm »

Granted. Your results may vary. Offer not valid in all fity states. void wher probibited.

I wish for less lawyers.

Pozf · « **Reply #498 on:** July 10, 2009, 03:02:49 pm »

Granted but then your rights are severely violated and nobody can help you.

I wish to be less congested.

RoninAngel · « **Reply #499 on:** July 10, 2009, 03:25:01 pm »

Granted. All the cars drive away.

I wish for eternal life,

Pozf · « **Reply #500 on:** July 10, 2009, 03:35:50 pm »

Granted but you only live on as a zombie, decayed flesh and all.

I wish my Nose were less congested.

RoninAngel · « **Reply #501 on:** July 10, 2009, 03:51:20 pm »

I know what you ment, I was just fucking with you.

Also your wish is granted. The corruption is that nothing actually happens
becuase of some clever word play/sadistic imagination on my part. [phones it in/]

I wish for some thing innoucous and altrusitic with full knoweldge that it'll blow up in my face.

*sigh* $:-\$

Pozf · « **Reply #502 on:** July 10, 2009, 03:59:47 pm »

Quote from: RoninAngel on July 10, 2009, 03:51:20 pm

I know what you ment, I was just fucking with you.

I know I just wanted to see how you were gonna corrupt the correct thing

Granted but it doesn't blow up in your face, and you spend the rest of your days worrying about.

I wish I didn't just eat so much

RoninAngel · « **Reply #503 on:** July 10, 2009, 04:02:12 pm »

I'm bord Pozf.
I'm gonna go take a show now.

Sister Aluicious · « **Reply #504 on:** July 11, 2009, 12:28:59 am »

granted you drown cuz you didn't make a wish.

I wish my sunburn wasn't peeling(ewwww)

Pozf · « **Reply #505 on:** July 11, 2009, 12:31:58 am »

Granted, you got blisters instead.

I wish that my arms didn't itch

Sister Aluicious · « **Reply #506 on:** July 11, 2009, 12:38:22 am »

granted the rest of your body itches.

I wish Scottie hadn't put a hole in the kitchen ceiling while i was cooking.:O

Pozf · « **Reply #507 on:** July 11, 2009, 12:45:04 am »

It totally does... DAMN YOU!

Granted he just blows up the stove instead.

I wish I wouldn't get extremely itchy when I get nervous.

Sister Aluicious · « **Reply #508 on:** July 11, 2009, 12:47:42 am »

granted your ankles swell up instead

i wish i could take work off tomorrow and still get paid

Pozf · « **Reply #509 on:** July 11, 2009, 12:49:03 am »

Granted, but your clone kills you in your sleep

I wish i had more patience.

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Author Topic: Corrupt A Wish (Read 248682 times)

leana