Author Topic: Corrupt A Wish (Read 248716 times)

Pozf · « **Reply #450 on:** July 08, 2009, 08:02:43 pm »

Granted but it put a huge hole in your wall

i wish that mosquitos weren't able to drain my blood

Sister Aluicious · « **Reply #451 on:** July 08, 2009, 08:05:17 pm »

Granted but then the eat your bones and you die.

i wish i wasn't to tired to go out after dinner tonight

Pozf · « **Reply #452 on:** July 08, 2009, 08:07:13 pm »

granted but you get food poisoning from where you eat

I wish this seat were more comfortable.

Sister Aluicious · « **Reply #453 on:** July 08, 2009, 08:15:51 pm »

granted but then your keyboard stops working properly.

I wish i wasn't tired

Pozf · « **Reply #454 on:** July 08, 2009, 08:16:30 pm »

Granted you're no longer tired, people aren't tired while they sleep.

I wish I wasn't so itchy.

RoninAngel · « **Reply #455 on:** July 08, 2009, 09:01:43 pm »

Granted. No skin, no itchness, right.

I wish everyone loved Drowning Pool -Bodies as much as I did. Yay!

Pozf · « **Reply #456 on:** July 08, 2009, 09:02:51 pm »

granted but but you hear it so much now that you get really sick of it.

I wish for a day of fun

RoninAngel · « **Reply #457 on:** July 08, 2009, 09:29:17 pm »

Granted. Becuase you deserve it. ASSHOLE.

I wish I knew more people with Turretts Syndrome becuase they're entertaining.

Pozf · « **Reply #458 on:** July 08, 2009, 09:31:15 pm »

HA wth?

Granted but they constantly say things about how they don't like you

I wish I would stop having this giant urge, to reinstall FFXI (PERDUCHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII.... I mean BRIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!)

RoninAngel · « **Reply #459 on:** July 08, 2009, 09:49:26 pm »

granted. I neither want to know or know what any of that means.

I wish for less drama.

Pozf · « **Reply #460 on:** July 08, 2009, 09:51:22 pm »

granted , there is NO drama and you're completely bored

I wish people wouldn't talk so much. *not you guys, the people around me.*

Oddball · « **Reply #461 on:** July 09, 2009, 03:12:32 am »

Granted you are now deaf,bumb and blind

I wish I did not have this horrible taste in my mouth

Pozf · « **Reply #462 on:** July 09, 2009, 07:13:15 am »

granted... you die a horrible slow death tomorrow

I wish my brother would keep his fucking phone IN HIS ROOM

RoninAngel · « **Reply #463 on:** July 09, 2009, 07:36:52 am »

Granted. You die a horrible death.
Wait- what was your wish?

I wish for more wishes.

Pozf · « **Reply #464 on:** July 09, 2009, 07:49:09 am »

Granted but they're limited to wishes about coupons, for Walmart.

I wish I was asleep right now.

Oddball · « **Reply #465 on:** July 09, 2009, 08:53:23 am »

Granted but you miss out on winning the national lottery and becoming a multi millionare

I wish my new hay fever remedy worked

Pozf · « **Reply #466 on:** July 09, 2009, 08:55:34 am »

Granted but you're ironically allergic to the hay fever remedy

I wish I had some panacea

Oddball · « **Reply #467 on:** July 09, 2009, 09:04:05 am »

Granted but I miss read it and give you some Placenta instead

I wish I could have my front teeth back

Pozf · « **Reply #468 on:** July 09, 2009, 09:05:39 am »

Hey this stuff is good for ya!

granted... But they're made of depleted uranium

I wish I had some good food, on a plate, with utensils, cooked properly, that isn't old?

Oddball · « **Reply #469 on:** July 09, 2009, 09:07:50 am »

Granted but it tastes ODD

I wish I had a plane so I could fly down instead of driving for 8 hrs tommorrow

Pozf · « **Reply #470 on:** July 09, 2009, 09:10:48 am »

Granted, but you lose both your engines and die on your way down.

I wish I wasn't so hungry

Oddball · « **Reply #471 on:** July 09, 2009, 09:12:23 am »

Granted...want some of mine? off to see what I can burn erm mean cook

I wish I had gourmet chef to cook for me

Pozf · « **Reply #472 on:** July 09, 2009, 09:16:34 am »

Granted, but it was gourmet chef/ assassin, hired to kill you.

I wish ... brb

leana · « **Reply #473 on:** July 09, 2009, 10:02:17 am »

Your not right back....you stay where you are forever and that makes you go crazy!

I wish i would like weak guys

Pozf · « **Reply #474 on:** July 09, 2009, 10:03:26 am »

Granted but they find you way to domineering

I wish I had another sandwich.

leana · « **Reply #475 on:** July 09, 2009, 10:14:13 am »

Granted...it's one with vegemite....

I wish i wouldn't be irritated quickly!

Pozf · « **Reply #476 on:** July 09, 2009, 10:14:43 am »

granted, you're just always irritated now

I wish I could try vegemite

leana · « **Reply #477 on:** July 09, 2009, 10:20:34 am »

You get to try it and you hate it....but you have to finish the sandwich.

I wish my car would be fixed

Pozf · « **Reply #478 on:** July 09, 2009, 10:21:13 am »

Granted but you crash it within the week

I wish for... something meaningful

Oddball · « **Reply #479 on:** July 09, 2009, 10:23:52 am »

Granted but it turns out to be totaly pointless

I wish Channel 4 would put on some recent Simpsons instead of reruns

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