Author Topic: Corrupt A Wish (Read 248898 times)

Oddball · « **Reply #390 on:** July 01, 2009, 12:23:29 am »

Granted but the juice has the bitz in it! MMMMMMMMMWWWWWWHAHAHAHAHAHA

i was I did not feel dizzy and faint.

Pozf · « **Reply #391 on:** July 03, 2009, 02:03:40 pm »

Granted you get sick and faint instead.

I wish that I woke up 3 hours ago. instead of 30 minutes ago.

Oddball · « **Reply #392 on:** July 03, 2009, 02:11:42 pm »

Granted but then you wish you had woken up 3 hours before that and get stuck in a loop

I wish my nose was not itchy.

Pozf · « **Reply #393 on:** July 03, 2009, 02:15:27 pm »

Granted you break your nose because you walking to a door because your eyes were itchy

I wish it was a better temperature to deal with in the house.

Oddball · « **Reply #394 on:** July 03, 2009, 02:19:53 pm »

*that has almost happend damn hayfever*

Granted but the temperature is now so low all life forms freeze and Satan Skates to work

I wish it was not so humid and muggy tonight.

Pozf · « **Reply #395 on:** July 03, 2009, 02:23:52 pm »

That's pretty cool *pun completely intended)

Granted but its much much hotter and extremely dry now

I wish i could refill my drink.... WITH MY MIND!

Oddball · « **Reply #396 on:** July 03, 2009, 02:27:31 pm »

Granted but now you are drinking your own brain cells since they have turned into liquid

I wish I found a hay fever remidy that actually worked

Pozf · « **Reply #397 on:** July 03, 2009, 11:13:53 pm »

Granted but it's side effects are worse than the hay fever

I wish I was home right now

Trombonefellow · « **Reply #398 on:** July 04, 2009, 12:41:37 am »

Granted but you find that your heart is in a cardboard box, thus the box becomes your new home. Enjoy.

I wish I weren't nocturnal.

leana · « **Reply #399 on:** July 06, 2009, 08:56:44 am »

Granted you are crepuscular...

I wish i would go on a holiday to south africa

Oddball · « **Reply #400 on:** July 06, 2009, 09:17:23 am »

Granted but you find out its not that great and want to come home on the first day but you are stuck there for a month.

I wish my eyes would stop watering.

leana · « **Reply #401 on:** July 06, 2009, 09:33:09 am »

Granted...your eyes fall out!

I wish i would have supernatural skills

Oddball · « **Reply #402 on:** July 06, 2009, 09:39:22 am »

Granted but all you can do is turn into a puddle of liquid and nothing else.

I wish I could find my air matress

leana · « **Reply #403 on:** July 06, 2009, 09:51:44 am »

Granted....and you go on this nice camping-trip and then you realise it has a leak in it...

I wish this never ever happens to me again...

Oddball · « **Reply #404 on:** July 06, 2009, 09:54:16 am »

Granted THIS does not happen again but THAT does repeatedly...

I wish the weather is good for this weekend

leana · « **Reply #405 on:** July 06, 2009, 09:56:21 am »

Granted...it's great weather....in the Netherlands!

I wish tomorrow will be a great day

Oddball · « **Reply #406 on:** July 06, 2009, 10:00:05 am »

Granted but not where you are

I wish I could find my digi cam battery charger

Sister Aluicious · « **Reply #407 on:** July 06, 2009, 01:01:42 pm »

granted but then you can't find your memory chip.

I wish my camera hadn't gotten broken on the fourth.

Pozf · « **Reply #408 on:** July 06, 2009, 01:03:36 pm »

granted, it didn't get broken but the rechargeable batteries ace through the contacts in the camera. *i think those are the right words*

I wish I hadn't forgotten to

leana · « **Reply #409 on:** July 06, 2009, 02:48:40 pm »

You didn't forget...thou it makes no diffrence to anyone and you end up getting corrupted!

I wish i wouldn't care about anything at all...

Pozf · « **Reply #410 on:** July 06, 2009, 02:50:31 pm »

i actually had forgotten to finish my sentence >.>;

Granted you are emotionless, and die alone cause you don't care about being alone. *it's not all that it's cracked up to be... not caring that is*

I wish I knew how the human mind worked.

leana · « **Reply #411 on:** July 06, 2009, 02:54:05 pm »

Granted...now you know and actuallty think that it pretty much sucks...you end up being dissapointed and really sad.

I wish people would care more....

Pozf · « **Reply #412 on:** July 06, 2009, 02:56:56 pm »

Granted but now they care too much and are suffocating.

I wish my laptop would stay cooler

leana · « **Reply #413 on:** July 06, 2009, 02:58:55 pm »

It's cool...actually..it's freezing just like your genitals

I wish i wouldn't be stung by musquitoes

Oddball · « **Reply #414 on:** July 06, 2009, 03:01:27 pm »

*they dont sting they bite*

Granted but you get stung by killer wasps instead

i wish i had more chocolate sundaes

Pozf · « **Reply #415 on:** July 06, 2009, 03:02:24 pm »

wait what?! ouch

granted now you have ticks and leeches on you now

Granted but it;s Chocolax

I wish i had a set of playing cards.

Oddball · « **Reply #416 on:** July 06, 2009, 03:05:02 pm »

Granted but they are wet and fall apart

I wish I had put my soda in the fridge earlier *ewww warm soda*

Pozf · « **Reply #417 on:** July 06, 2009, 03:10:22 pm »

Granted, but it was open, and is now flat

I wish i wasn't ill

Oddball · « **Reply #418 on:** July 06, 2009, 03:11:31 pm »

Granted you are in the peak of physical fitness......then you get hit by a bus

I wish my mother was not a sadist

Pozf · « **Reply #419 on:** July 06, 2009, 03:12:49 pm »

what is this final destination?

granted shes now a masochist, and demands you spank her

I wish for my money back.

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