Author Topic: Corrupt A Wish (Read 248819 times)

Pozf · « **Reply #330 on:** May 13, 2009, 11:53:32 am »

Cool I'm partway there!

Granted but the sandwich is old and nasty

I wish I didn't have to move to get my food.

RoninAngel · « **Reply #331 on:** May 13, 2009, 12:04:40 pm »

Granted. But it's introveinis so it misses your mouth entirely and you can't enjoy the savory delicousness.

Oddball · « **Reply #332 on:** May 14, 2009, 12:49:39 am »

Since you did not make a wish things turn out all rainbows and lollipops.

I wish It was friday night all ready

Pozf · « **Reply #333 on:** May 14, 2009, 12:50:35 am »

Granted but Friday got canceled. Sorry

I wish my paper was done and with a B letter grade on it.

Oddball · « **Reply #334 on:** May 14, 2009, 12:52:27 am »

(Knowning my luck the whole weekend will be

)

Granted but the grade still does not get you into your choosen college or university

I wish I knew what was planned for this weekend

Pozf · « **Reply #335 on:** May 14, 2009, 12:53:29 am »

Granted but because you found out, the world is changed for the worst

I wish that I my eye wasn't so dammed itchy

Oddball · « **Reply #336 on:** May 14, 2009, 12:56:29 am »

Granted but you rub it so much you poke it out and can not be put back in again.

I wish I was not cranky this morning due to my hay fever (ran out of meds)

Pozf · « **Reply #337 on:** May 14, 2009, 12:58:07 am »

Granted you just have the flu now

I wish it was 1 o'clock AM again

RoninAngel · « **Reply #338 on:** May 14, 2009, 08:58:53 am »

Granted now your stuck in a time warp ala Ground Hog Day.

I wish I could eat and eat and never be full.

Oddball · « **Reply #339 on:** May 14, 2009, 09:40:27 am »

Granted but now the United Nations Security Council send out its combined forces to kill you since you are now the source of the world food shortage.

I wish I was not nervous about this weekend

RoninAngel · « **Reply #340 on:** May 14, 2009, 10:10:57 am »

Granted
Your going to die on friday.
Now you don't have to worry about the weekend.

I wish I had some french fries.

Foof · « **Reply #341 on:** May 14, 2009, 12:39:11 pm »

Granted, but before handing them to you the server used them to scratch the underside of his ass. All of them.

I wish I had high speed internet.

Emp_Dragon · « **Reply #342 on:** May 14, 2009, 01:47:20 pm »

Granted, but your service provider just went into bankrupcy due to the crackdowns on file sharing networks.

I wish I'd be less affected by all the gorgeous women I see

Sister Aluicious · « **Reply #343 on:** May 14, 2009, 02:00:54 pm »

granted but now you only see ugly woman

i wish smiles' car was easier for me to drive.

RoninAngel · « **Reply #344 on:** May 14, 2009, 03:33:31 pm »

Granted: But it's impossible for you to stop.

I wish I could possess objects ala Satan.

Oddball · « **Reply #345 on:** May 15, 2009, 12:32:32 am »

Granted you are now Satan but lose the battle between good and evil.

I wish the weather is good tommorrow while im out Geo-Caching

Sister Aluicious · « **Reply #346 on:** May 15, 2009, 09:37:59 pm »

granted but you catch no geos

I wish i didn't have a headache

Smiles · « **Reply #347 on:** May 16, 2009, 10:41:13 am »

granted but now you have the swine flu.

I wish the hype about swine flu would go away.

RoninAngel · « **Reply #348 on:** May 16, 2009, 11:03:01 am »

Granted. Now the media tries to terrify the populous with another overblown danger!
Oh wait...

I wish I wasn't so cynical. $:-\$

Sister Aluicious · « **Reply #349 on:** May 16, 2009, 11:46:51 am »

granted but then everyone else you know is more cynical and you end up breaking a leg as a result.

I wish mom had told us a month earlier that she was throwing a surprise party for my aunt

Pozf · « **Reply #350 on:** May 16, 2009, 11:48:38 am »

Granted but you didn't prepare at all so nothing has changed

I wish I could eat something really good.

Sister Aluicious · « **Reply #351 on:** May 16, 2009, 11:52:42 am »

granted but you end up in the hospital due to an allergic reaction from the food

i wish my leg would heal quicker

Oddball · « **Reply #352 on:** May 25, 2009, 04:16:05 pm »

Granted but it ends up two inches shorter than the other one

I wish this hay fever did not make me so grumpy

RoninAngel · « **Reply #353 on:** May 26, 2009, 12:36:30 pm »

Granted. It makes you delerious.
I wish for a sandwitch.

Sister Aluicious · « **Reply #354 on:** May 26, 2009, 09:30:49 pm »

granted but it is an evil sand witch that curses you

I wish my sinus headache and low grade fever would disappear

Oddball · « **Reply #355 on:** May 27, 2009, 12:13:54 am »

Granted now you have a constant tooth ache.

I wish I could remember what I was about to type.

Pozf · « **Reply #356 on:** May 27, 2009, 04:36:35 am »

granted but that doesn't really help you now, does it.

I wish I could speak my mind to whomever.

Oddball · « **Reply #357 on:** May 28, 2009, 12:23:23 am »

Granted but it only lands you in intensive care after getting beaten up.

I wish I had a sexy female maid to clean up my room.

Pozf · « **Reply #358 on:** May 28, 2009, 12:29:37 am »

Granted but she steals anything worth anything then kills you slowly with poison.

I wish I would grow a pair.

Oddball · « **Reply #359 on:** May 28, 2009, 12:50:23 am »

*Hmm what would she do with engine parts and a pair of X-country ski's?*

Granted but its a pair of sunflowers

I wish my car will pass its MOT tommorrow. (road worthy test)

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Author Topic: Corrupt A Wish (Read 248819 times)

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