Author Topic: Corrupt A Wish (Read 248663 times)

Pozf · « **Reply #300 on:** April 29, 2009, 03:23:27 pm »

Granted but it strangles you in your sleep *it happens man, it happens*

I wish my hair didn't have all the split ends.

RoninAngel · « **Reply #301 on:** April 29, 2009, 03:31:32 pm »

I DOES NOT!

Granted. You buy some special shampoo. $:-\$

I wish I wasn't all pissy today.

Pozf · « **Reply #302 on:** April 29, 2009, 03:33:09 pm »

Granted you're just really depressed instead

I wish I would stop sneezing

RoninAngel · « **Reply #303 on:** April 29, 2009, 04:22:33 pm »

Granted. Sneezing requires breathing.

I wish I wasn't so hungry.

Sister Aluicious · « **Reply #304 on:** April 29, 2009, 10:42:48 pm »

granted now your thirsty.

I wish i wasn't nervous.

Oddball · « **Reply #305 on:** April 30, 2009, 12:03:38 am »

Granted now you are so laid back you miss an imporant meeting

I wish my eyes did not hurt due to me being so tired.

RoninAngel · « **Reply #306 on:** April 30, 2009, 11:23:53 am »

Granted. They hurt so bad due to melting in thier sockets.

I wish life was more like Raiders of the Lost Arch!

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Oddball · « **Reply #307 on:** May 01, 2009, 12:11:34 am »

Granted but you get diced and sliced by the Horten flying wing propeller instead of the German soldier.

I wish I was off tonight instead of doing the last night shift of my working week

Pozf · « **Reply #308 on:** May 01, 2009, 01:01:06 am »

Granted but work explodes!

I wish that the package was sent out Wednesday and not Saturday

Oddball · « **Reply #309 on:** May 01, 2009, 09:50:32 am »

Granted but it is never seen again after getting lost in the mail.

I wish my work would explode (but im not in it or any where near it

)

Pozf · « **Reply #310 on:** May 01, 2009, 12:30:10 pm »

Granted and you can't find anymore work because they suspect you blew it up

I wish I could skip the unskipable

RoninAngel · « **Reply #311 on:** May 01, 2009, 12:42:43 pm »

Granted. You miss all of lifes opertunities.

Granted I wish I was as happy as this smilie!

Pozf · « **Reply #312 on:** May 01, 2009, 12:43:43 pm »

Granted but your face gets stuck like that

I wish I wasn't going out tonight

parameciumkid · « **Reply #313 on:** May 09, 2009, 06:30:47 pm »

You never go out again on account of having half your face burned off by a cooking accident (which occurs tonight while you're at home), which makes you perpetually unattractive to um... whatever sex you like being attractive to...

I wish I had more time to finish my project.

Pozf · « **Reply #314 on:** May 09, 2009, 06:36:19 pm »

(that actually wouldn't be to much different to my current life actually)

Granted but when you finish it your Professor tells you that he/she decided for it not to be worth any credit.

I wish it were a little cooler out

Oddball · « **Reply #315 on:** May 10, 2009, 06:18:53 am »

Granted it is now so cold satan ice skates to work and brings on another ice age

I wish this mess I'm in jsut now would disapear...along with my ex

Pozf · « **Reply #316 on:** May 10, 2009, 01:59:50 pm »

Granted you blink out of existence *voip*

I wish my mom weren't such a bitch

Oddball · « **Reply #317 on:** May 10, 2009, 03:22:00 pm »

Granted she is now so attentive to you she makes you physicly sick

I wish I had enough money to get a place of my own with good internet conection

Pozf · « **Reply #318 on:** May 10, 2009, 03:35:08 pm »

(she already does...)

Granted but payments go up after a couple months and you get evicted/foreclosed on.

I wish I was somewhere else.

Oddball · « **Reply #319 on:** May 10, 2009, 04:03:06 pm »

Granted but its another place that has little or no rain fall

I wish I had a daft collie to take for walks

RoninAngel · « **Reply #320 on:** May 11, 2009, 10:58:13 am »

Granted. But it's 700 pounds, is badly behaved on a leash and has a taste for human flesh.

I wish someone would tell me that everthing was going to be okay!

Pozf · « **Reply #321 on:** May 11, 2009, 10:59:10 am »

Granted but that person just wanted your wallet.

I wish my electronics would stop malfunctioning on me.

RoninAngel · « **Reply #322 on:** May 11, 2009, 11:01:18 am »

Granted. They now malfuntion next to you!

I wish it was nightime.

Oddball · « **Reply #323 on:** May 11, 2009, 11:35:34 am »

Granted now it is continual darkness with no street lighting and you end up getting mugged on the way home.

I wish my Camo bush hat was not all out of shape and floppy.

RoninAngel · « **Reply #324 on:** May 11, 2009, 12:02:42 pm »

Okay.... but everyone looks at you wierd becuase they have no idea what you're talking about.

I wish things and stuff where interchangeble. And stuff.

Sister Aluicious · « **Reply #325 on:** May 12, 2009, 09:43:57 pm »

granted but an interchangeable stuff gets lost.

I wish I hadn't crashed so early on saturday.

Oddball · « **Reply #326 on:** May 13, 2009, 12:10:12 am »

Granted you crahsed late Friday and still missed everything on Saturday

I wish I was on holiday

Foof · « **Reply #327 on:** May 13, 2009, 08:13:20 am »

Granted! You take a wonderful trip to a tropical island...but upon arrival, there is a sudden outbreak of a deadly disease! There's no planes or boats leaving the isle out of fear of contamination.

I wish I could pass my History Class before June 19th.

Pozf · « **Reply #328 on:** May 13, 2009, 08:15:48 am »

Granted you pass it, but somehow end up failing everything else

I wish I had a stronger will to practice.

RoninAngel · « **Reply #329 on:** May 13, 2009, 11:43:36 am »

Granted, You become an obsessed schizophrenic that only cares about drumming. And mumbling to himself.

I wish a had a sandwich.

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Author Topic: Corrupt A Wish (Read 248663 times)

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