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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #30 on: April 03, 2009, 09:37:56 pm »
Granted but now you cant leave your current location

I wish the money my aunt was suppose to wire transfer to me was in my account now and not in a week
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #31 on: April 04, 2009, 12:28:44 am »
Granted but you cant withdraw it for a month

I wish I could get round to finishing one of my Radio control Planes that has been in the shed for the past five years.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #32 on: April 04, 2009, 12:39:22 am »
granted but it crashes right when you start using it

I wish my head wouldnt hurt anymore
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« Reply #33 on: April 04, 2009, 11:50:35 am »
Granted, but now your head never hurts. Eventually a blood clot forms in your neck and you suffer a major stroke. During your recovery, you cross a street and are hit by a bus and are now paralyzed from the waist down. with no hope of a normal life, you shimmy up to a third story window and throw yourself out, only to land on a large rubber mat, breaking your neck. You spend the rest of your life paralyzed in bed, clicking your tongue to get peoples attention.

But at least your head doesn't hurt.

I wish I was beautiful.

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #34 on: April 04, 2009, 02:06:31 pm »
Granted but now you suffocate to death because you are so beautiful you get mobbed by hundreds and hundreds of people

I wish this chili was spicier
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #35 on: April 04, 2009, 08:52:04 pm »
granted but you have a homer J Simpson episode after eating it.



I wish puppies grew on trees.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #36 on: April 04, 2009, 09:01:13 pm »
Granted, but now everytime you walk under a tree a dog shits on you.

I wish I was a famous comedian.

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #37 on: April 04, 2009, 09:06:13 pm »
granted but comedy losing meaning and no one cares


I wish it could rain icecream and milkshakes
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #38 on: April 05, 2009, 02:33:17 am »
granted but it rains them in bowls and glasses

I wish i could sleep
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #39 on: April 05, 2009, 08:23:19 pm »
granted but you sleep through the next millennium and weird songsy ish poems are written about you.

*puts out lots of bowls and glasses*

I wish I had strawberry syrup for the icecream
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #40 on: April 06, 2009, 04:14:19 am »
Granted but its past it best before date and gives you gastric flu leaving you so sick you can only be fed by a IV drip for the rest of your life.

I wish it was not so wndy out side.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #41 on: April 06, 2009, 04:23:59 am »
Granted its not as windy, but now there is a huge electrical storm

I wish sleep was easy!
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #42 on: April 06, 2009, 08:58:15 am »
granted but while you were sleeping you were hit by a car.


I wish i could stay online all day today.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #43 on: April 06, 2009, 09:06:50 am »
Granted but nothing happens until you log off at night in your time zone.

I wish I could find a pair of Fabric Goretex/berhaus hiking boots again (size 8 UK).
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #44 on: April 06, 2009, 09:19:07 am »
hehe then I could catch up on everything ^_^

granted but there's a nail in the bottom so they leak.

I wish I could have mac-a-ronie and cheese for breakfast
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #45 on: April 06, 2009, 01:51:16 pm »
Granted, but they are still leftovers from last night

I wish there were more female Warhammer geeks XD

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #46 on: April 06, 2009, 02:46:25 pm »
Granted but they end up knocking all your figures off the board and breaking them.

Wish i could find all of my war hammer 40,000 gear.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #47 on: April 06, 2009, 03:15:32 pm »
Granted but you lose it all again almost immediatly

I wish I would stop being so forgetfull
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #48 on: April 06, 2009, 09:27:32 pm »
granted but now no one wil tell you anything that you don't want to forget.


I wish I could have steak dinner right now.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #49 on: April 06, 2009, 09:49:40 pm »
Granted but they Fucked up the steak

I wish i didn't have a sinus headache
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #50 on: April 06, 2009, 09:57:57 pm »
my dad doesn't fuck up my steak. :P

granted. just granted sinus headaches suck.

I wish I could meet all my fave peeps for real.^_^
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #51 on: April 07, 2009, 02:30:33 am »
Granted but they are Nothing like you imagined and are no longer your favorite "peeps"

I wish I had some peeps right now (the candy)
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #52 on: April 07, 2009, 02:35:36 am »
Granted but they are past there best before date.

I wish I could get rid of my mobile phone.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #53 on: April 07, 2009, 02:37:09 am »
That doesn't really hurt me they're awesome stale too!
Granted but it always finds its way back to you

I wish I could have a NORMAL (sleep during night time up during da y) sleep schedual
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #54 on: April 07, 2009, 01:55:10 pm »
Granted but tons of beautiful women start coming to your house looking for you every night.  Finding that you seem to always be asleep at night, they eventually give up.

I wish I was playing volleyball in the hot summer sun with hot babes in bikini tops and shorts.

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #55 on: April 07, 2009, 02:02:14 pm »
Granted but they're not really women, and they don't wanna play volleyball

I wish I could find a Gull Dagger!
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #56 on: April 07, 2009, 02:34:58 pm »
Granted but its made out of ice and melts when handled outside a freezer.

I wish I won the lottery and did not have to work in a care home any more.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #57 on: April 07, 2009, 02:38:01 pm »
Granted but you accidentally signed your money away instead of signing the thing to give it to yoy

I wish I could keep a train of thought
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #58 on: April 07, 2009, 02:41:08 pm »
Granted but.......erm dam what was it I was going to say now?



I wish I could remember what i was about to say.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #59 on: April 07, 2009, 02:48:23 pm »
granted but it doesn't matter anymore

I wish my aunt would do what she is suppose to do
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