Author Topic: Corrupt A Wish (Read 248703 times)

RoninAngel · « **Reply #180 on:** April 17, 2009, 04:25:11 pm »

Granted, but the instructer is that dude from Napolean Dynamyte.

http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/19/m_7f438576d6b8d2084282c814914d39b8.jpg

I wish It was prerelease weekend! HAVE YOU SEEN THE FUCKING SPOILER YET UIS? [DROOLS/]

http://mtgsalvation.com/alara-reborn-spoiler.html

UmberIsSexy · « **Reply #181 on:** April 17, 2009, 07:57:34 pm »

haha

Granted but you have horrible diarrhea and poop all over the event. Luckily everyone are such horrible nerds that they don't really notice or care.

Bituminous Blast wtf? Thought Hemmorage what? Lord of Extinction huh? Lavalanche guh?
edit: so-no, I hadn't, but I just did. Thanks for sharing!

I wish I could sleep later than I probably can tomorrow.

edit: another video

Smiles · « **Reply #182 on:** April 17, 2009, 10:01:04 pm »

um how??? nvmnd

Granted but you sleep through to the next day and don't realize it.

I wish i had my own compy at home so my sis couldn't kick me off the netz at night.

Sister Aluicious · « **Reply #183 on:** April 18, 2009, 12:00:45 am »

granted but your compy gets a virus and crashes.

i wish i didn't have to take allergy pills so i can eat what i want.

Oddball · « **Reply #184 on:** April 18, 2009, 12:07:14 am »

Granted but you eat so fast a chicken bone gets stuck in your wind pipe and you chock to death.

I wish I had satelite TV so I can watch all of my history programmes

RoninAngel · « **Reply #185 on:** April 18, 2009, 09:48:58 am »

Granted. But then you die a horrilble death [shruggs/]. $:-\$

I wish I came up with a better retort. $:-\$

Oddball · « **Reply #186 on:** April 18, 2009, 09:55:06 am »

Granted but you would not like it.

I wish I had a thick creamy cold choccolate milkshake

RoninAngel · « **Reply #187 on:** April 18, 2009, 10:11:12 am »

Granted, and you enjoy it.

I wish everone was nice to me!

Smiles · « **Reply #188 on:** April 18, 2009, 08:33:57 pm »

granted but it's because you're a vegetable in the hospital. *this is all a dream!*

I wish i had a box of chocolates

Oddball · « **Reply #189 on:** April 19, 2009, 06:25:49 am »

Granted but they are all melted in the heat

I wish i could get a good WIFI connection

Pozf · « **Reply #190 on:** April 19, 2009, 11:03:52 am »

Granted but you now have nothing to use it with

Oddball · « **Reply #191 on:** April 20, 2009, 03:04:34 pm »

no wish to corrupt so..... what ever you wish for comes true

I wish people would close my door when they leave my room or shout upstairs to me.

Pozf · « **Reply #192 on:** April 20, 2009, 03:24:28 pm »

Granted but now they slam your door until they break it

I wish I would stop forgetting wihses

Oddball · « **Reply #193 on:** April 20, 2009, 03:29:06 pm »

Granted but now you keep on forgeting to put on trousers when you go out in public

I wish I had a decent digital camera with a good set of batteries.

Pozf · « **Reply #194 on:** April 20, 2009, 03:33:27 pm »

Granted but the camera breaks... but the batteries still work!

I wish the product I'd ordered was shipped

Oddball · « **Reply #195 on:** April 20, 2009, 03:39:26 pm »

Granted but the container it is in gets washed over board from the ship sailing from China and ends up on the shore next to Saint Andrews and I claim it and gain the salvage rights.

I wish this keyboard was not so stiff and clunky to use.

Pozf · « **Reply #196 on:** April 20, 2009, 03:46:56 pm »

Granted but now its soft and spongy

I wish you corruption wasn't so invalid

(doesn't even have to cross a bridge over water to get here)

Oddball · « **Reply #197 on:** April 20, 2009, 03:50:46 pm »

Granted but the post/mail man gets attacked by a some one wielding a pointy bannana

I wish my tv reception was not so fuzzy (reminds me of a fuzzy animal i want to put through a jet turbine)

Pozf · « **Reply #198 on:** April 20, 2009, 04:06:37 pm »

Granted you no longer receive any kind of reception

I wish i had a pointy banana

Oddball · « **Reply #199 on:** April 20, 2009, 04:10:37 pm »

(

It came true my TV went off)

Granted but it tastes of lemons

I wish I could come up with some really good corruptions for your wishes

Pozf · « **Reply #200 on:** April 20, 2009, 04:11:36 pm »

Granted but you forget them

And that one wasn't a corruption I love lemons>.>;

I wish I could think of some good wishes

Oddball · « **Reply #201 on:** April 20, 2009, 04:14:21 pm »

Granted but uh erm I've forgotten now ....Hmmmmm

I wish I could find my Garfield toy to snuggle into

Smiles · « **Reply #202 on:** April 20, 2009, 10:06:13 pm »

(mmm melted chocolate)

ooooh granted! ... almost just granted but for corruptions sake you find out there's a camera inside of it.

I wish the Hyatt had better hotel service

Pozf · « **Reply #203 on:** April 20, 2009, 10:09:30 pm »

Granted but the furniture is terrible

I wish I didn't have to get upo to get more soda

Smiles · « **Reply #204 on:** April 20, 2009, 10:12:19 pm »

granted you out of soda pop

i wish I had a glass of milk

Pozf · « **Reply #205 on:** April 20, 2009, 10:14:24 pm »

Granted but it's sour

I wish you hadn't called it "pop"

Smiles · « **Reply #206 on:** April 20, 2009, 10:50:33 pm »

granted but then I live next door to you and drive you maniacally insane untill you kill yourself.

i wish my corruptions weren't so morbid

Pozf · « **Reply #207 on:** April 20, 2009, 10:51:31 pm »

Granted but now they are sickingly happy

I wish I hadn't already lost my sanity

Smiles · « **Reply #208 on:** April 20, 2009, 10:53:05 pm »

granted but you are playing the trombone on the good ship lollipop.

I wish I was in pixie land

Pozf · « **Reply #209 on:** April 20, 2009, 11:04:24 pm »

Granted but its the evil kind of pixies

I wish i didn't have allergies

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