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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1650 on: February 07, 2012, 11:51:22 pm »
granted you have good luck at failing in everything.

I wish a had a bunny.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1651 on: February 09, 2012, 04:37:51 am »
Granted. It is like the rabbit from Monty Python.

I wish for magic.

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1652 on: February 09, 2012, 11:28:11 am »
Granted but it back fires and you are charged for murder when you try to cut some one in half with band saw.

I wish for a meat feast pizza.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1653 on: February 10, 2012, 05:19:12 pm »
Granted, but Pizza Day was yesterday, so it's not as fun.

I wish for more people to actually celebrate International Pizza Day.

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1654 on: February 13, 2012, 06:13:30 pm »
Granted
The year is 2013, world pizza day, after a lot of advertising by a number of major pizza chains across the world in the months leading up to pizza day. As a result the holiday is celebrated by a large amount of people. it goes down a sucess.
Over the next few years pizza day slowly grows, gaining it's own traditions. Soon it becomes a globally recognised holiday.
2015, a week before pizza day, a number of pizza chains group together and form a new currency: the pizza. Following the introduction of the pizza as currency it proves to be a sucess. within 10 years the entire world adopts the pizza as currency.
2017-2026 world obesity rates rise due to the fact that the world's main currency is also a rather fatty food.
2026 due to the widespread obesity, farm workers are in high demand. Due to the lack of labour the world stocks of grain plummet. This is followed soon by the world stocks of flour
Late 2026 massive deflation, noone can obtain any pizzas, the world economy crashes.
2027 due to the widespread failiure of the world economy there is panic, looting and widespread rioting, the world population drops by 40%.
Pizza day 2028 the holiday is re-instated by the survivors to remind them never to repeat the past, this time it is not a day to eat pizza, but instead it is a holiday to banish the sins of those who make and enjoy pizza, all those who cold be proved to have celebrated pizza day prior to 2013 are put to death by firing squad. Due to the survivors still being largely obease they are unable to hold eir aim steady and most of the guilty are shot in non- lethal locations, they are not treated and suffer and die slow agonising deaths from their injuries.


I wish i haden't just spent half an hour writing and cleaning that story up

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1655 on: February 14, 2012, 01:59:05 am »
Granted but the memory of that horrid story lingers and the remaining typing mistakes haunt you for the rest of your tormented life until you decide to release your tortured soul by joining the annual Leap Of The Lemmings over the cliffs into the deep Fjords of Norway.


I wish my building board would clear it self so I could finish off some of these modelling projects.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1656 on: February 14, 2012, 06:59:56 pm »
Granted. It clears itself by becoming intangible.

I wish for inspiration to strike.

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1657 on: February 18, 2012, 07:57:39 pm »
Granted, you have an amazing idea, wich alows you to create a time machine. At first you use the time machine sensibly, and only travel in order to observe great events without interfearing, until, during a journet throug the endless pasages of time and thought, inspiration literally hist you, causing the wole of timespace t colapse in on itself.

I wish the next poster could reccomend me an enjoyable film to watch

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1658 on: February 20, 2012, 12:36:53 am »
Granted. I recommend a documentary about the history of Coca-Cola. I'd enjoy it.

I wish for more MLP:FiM swag.

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1659 on: February 23, 2012, 08:48:39 pm »
granted but its all stolen by a guy in a mouse costume.

I wish I could afford to pay off my debts
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1660 on: February 23, 2012, 09:34:44 pm »
You collect life insurance and inheritance money from your recently-deceased family. Yes, the whole family. The zombie apocalypse is breaking out so you manage to collect the funds just barely in time before the world's governments start to break down, but rather than enjoy life without debt you have to personally euthanize all your other loved ones or become a zombie yourself.

I wish for more commissions on DeviantArt.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1661 on: February 25, 2012, 06:34:15 pm »
Granted, but the subject matter of the commissions are horrible.


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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1662 on: March 10, 2012, 07:06:20 pm »
Granted. "Zalgo," is the name of Finland's latest pop music craze, and they're coming to your house to play especially for you!
(the Finnish fangirls crush you as they swarm into your house to meet Zalgo.)

I wish for a dish delish.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1663 on: March 11, 2012, 11:33:30 am »
Granted. It is made from your legs, but it tastes really good.

I wish for books.

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1664 on: March 11, 2012, 08:28:01 pm »
You die buried under a pile of books. Ironically they are all copies of one book, which is about you dying.

I wish for a girlfriend who'll let me paint on her.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1665 on: March 14, 2012, 06:35:46 am »
Granted. She won't let you touch her her or look at her though... kind of defeating the purpose.

I wish for a pet goat.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1666 on: March 15, 2012, 04:10:55 am »
Granted. It is very old though, and will die in a few days.

I wish for food.

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1667 on: May 18, 2012, 10:10:07 pm »
granted but it's three days rotten.

i wish i had enough money to pay my bills off.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1668 on: May 19, 2012, 06:15:39 am »
Granted. You have just enough for bills and nothing else. Ever again.

I wish for more music.

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1669 on: May 19, 2012, 12:01:22 pm »
Granted, you just decided to buy Razzly's first album (link's in the chat thread) but after that, all other music sounds so blend you loose interest.

I wish I could see through things.

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1670 on: May 21, 2012, 01:14:05 pm »
Granted. But the things you can see through must be made of transparent glass, water, or air.

I wish for imperviousness.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1671 on: September 28, 2012, 05:35:18 pm »
Granted, you can no longer eat and soon starve to death.

I wish for this thread to be brought back to life!

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1672 on: September 28, 2012, 08:34:49 pm »
Granted, but the threat will be used only for good, never for evil.

I wish for more beer.

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1673 on: September 29, 2012, 02:46:32 am »
Granted but its American pish water (Miller and Budwieser) not the good British brewed stuff.

I wish for some Heather Ale.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1674 on: September 29, 2012, 05:04:25 am »
Granted, but she's an overweight woman child from Alabama.

I wish Liverpool would win the English Premier League every year for the next decade.

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1675 on: September 29, 2012, 06:16:56 am »
Granted but since Liverpool keep on winning the English Premier League every one gets fed up of it, sponers pull out and come up North and sponsers the Scottish Leagues instead  ;D

I wihs I had a bottle of Irn Bru.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1676 on: September 29, 2012, 08:31:29 pm »
Granted, but you only get the bottle, the inside is of course empty.

I wish I was a catfish, swimming in the deep blue sea and I'd have all the women fishin' after me.

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1677 on: September 29, 2012, 11:01:42 pm »
Granted, You are soon caught by an all female fishing boat, and quickly cooked and consumed.

I wish for the power of love!

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1678 on: October 02, 2012, 07:38:25 am »
Granted, but your hand cramps up in 3 and a half hours.

I wish I had a power level over 9000!

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1679 on: October 02, 2012, 04:10:22 pm »
Granted, sadly a stronger being quickly senses you and blows up your whole planet just in case.

I wish that magic was real!