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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1620 on: November 04, 2011, 08:43:08 am »
Granted!!! Because you're always wishing for a ferret, you have too many of them, and they eat you alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish you'd get a damn ferret already.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1621 on: November 05, 2011, 04:40:34 am »
Granted. It is more awesome than you.

I wish for a billion dollars, with no metaphorical strings attached.

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1622 on: November 05, 2011, 12:31:54 pm »
Granted. A Million Dollars lands on top of you crushing you.

I wish for a penny.

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1623 on: November 05, 2011, 03:42:17 pm »
Granted. The other 999,000,000 dollars from my wish is converted to pennies and crushes you.

I wish for a triangle.

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1624 on: November 06, 2011, 06:39:49 am »
Granted. It's a shard of broken glass, and you've get sliced your wrist with it by accident.

I wish for a robot that does taxes.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1625 on: November 06, 2011, 11:07:26 am »
Granted. Although it doesn't do Taxes well, leading to all sorts of problems.

I wish I could overcome my own laziness.

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1626 on: November 07, 2011, 05:01:14 am »
Granted. But overcoming it is all you can bring yourself to do. Now you're just tired.

I wish for baked bads.

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1627 on: November 08, 2011, 06:53:00 pm »
Granted. You bake my neighbors and are imprisoned for murder of the 1st degree, and burning of the third degree.

I wish my neighbors sucked ever so slightly more so that it would be legal to hurt them.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1628 on: November 08, 2011, 07:54:57 pm »
Granted, but I already did it and I get off scott free.

I wish for a glazed doughnut.

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1629 on: November 09, 2011, 07:37:22 am »
Granted. You dropped it down an open man-hole.

I wish for party.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1630 on: November 09, 2011, 06:00:57 pm »
Granted. You get republicans.

I wish for new headphones.

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1631 on: November 11, 2011, 11:58:45 pm »
Granted. only one side works at a time.

i wish i could have the bunny i dreamt about last night for real.
Just loving it! :-*
let's sit and chat a while and see if I don't make you smile .;)

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1632 on: November 12, 2011, 12:28:37 pm »
Granted in the morning you find it's bloody,severed head in bed beside you.


I wish Christmas adverts would start towards the middle of November.
What good is dreaming it if you don't actually do it?.

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1633 on: November 13, 2011, 09:21:20 am »
Granted. It's still stupid that they start before December.

I wish for cake.

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1634 on: November 13, 2011, 11:41:26 pm »
Granted. You get a picture of a cake. In the back it says "The cake is in another castle!".

I wish for heaven to come down to my house.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how the f**k you did it.

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1635 on: November 14, 2011, 01:20:42 pm »
Granted but it's hellish.

I wish my laptop would behave it self.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1636 on: November 15, 2011, 03:56:04 am »
granted. it behaves itself in the hands of a new owner. You don't have a laptop anymore.

I wish for Yotsubato!
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1637 on: November 15, 2011, 01:28:10 pm »
Granted. But it is translated into Lithuanian.

I wish for whole milk.

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1638 on: February 02, 2012, 11:10:56 pm »
granted but it expired three months ago.

I wish i didn't have to worry about money
Just loving it! :-*
let's sit and chat a while and see if I don't make you smile .;)

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1639 on: February 03, 2012, 08:43:36 am »
Granted for you dont have any.

I wish it was warm outside so I can spray paint these models.
What good is dreaming it if you don't actually do it?.

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1640 on: February 03, 2012, 09:59:27 am »
Granted, the earth crashes into the sun

I wish i had a Better computer

Flipside desktops, knock yourself out.
now with more pictures!

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1641 on: February 04, 2012, 01:35:01 am »
Granted. Better Inc. is notorious for their poor production quality. Not knowing this, you buy one of their computers and it explodes when you turn it on.

I wish for useful superpowers.

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1642 on: February 04, 2012, 02:00:49 pm »
Granted, thepowers are useful for killing yourself

I wish i had more time to play tor

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now with more pictures!

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1643 on: February 04, 2012, 02:35:02 pm »
Granted but your version of Tor is corrupted and crashes just before you complete the game.


I wish I knew what was wrong with Dawn Of War II
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1644 on: February 04, 2012, 04:35:35 pm »
Granted. The horrifying secret keeps you awake at night.

I wish for more tea.

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1645 on: February 05, 2012, 10:33:34 am »
Granted you drink so many cups of tea your appendix gets infected and bursts,

I wish I had a Ferret scout car.
What good is dreaming it if you don't actually do it?.

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1646 on: February 05, 2012, 09:36:44 pm »
lol but not having money is why i have to worry about money der.  lolz :P

granted but its missing all the parts that make a car run.

I wish bad things would happen to a bad person
Just loving it! :-*
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1647 on: February 06, 2012, 01:07:30 am »
Granted. You are the cause of Michael Jackson's death.

I wish for scrambled eggs.

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1648 on: February 06, 2012, 11:03:33 am »
Granted but its made from powdered eggs!!

I wish I could stop biting my finger nails.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1649 on: February 07, 2012, 05:56:33 pm »
Granted. No more fingernails.

I wish for good luck.