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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1560 on: September 30, 2011, 11:02:43 am »
Granted. It's a CTV-Homestuck-Flipside-ATM-[Sic]Productions-Fajita-Cwen's Quest CROSSOVER with a cameo appearance of ME! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!

I wish for a big box of fortune cookies.

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1561 on: September 30, 2011, 11:11:51 am »
Granted, they say "You'll die for reading fortune cookies". So, will you open them to find out?

I wish for nothing.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how the f**k you did it.

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1562 on: September 30, 2011, 01:42:18 pm »


I wish for grapefruit juice.

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1563 on: October 01, 2011, 11:12:46 am »
granted. I mix it with other things to make the concoction I call "demon fuzz." I'm the only person who likes it.

I wish for a world member roster.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1564 on: October 01, 2011, 05:55:35 pm »
Granted. It is very heavy book and it hits you in the head at high speed.

I wish for dual rapiers.

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1565 on: October 02, 2011, 09:12:25 am »
Granted. You can only have them if you can defeat Zoro. He is armed, and you are not.
Good Luck.

I wish for NOW to happen.
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« Reply #1566 on: October 02, 2011, 09:22:56 am »
Granted, but you just missed it, now it's THEN.

I wish this weekend never ends.
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« Reply #1567 on: October 02, 2011, 04:53:58 pm »
Granted. Time decelerates so that we are constantly approaching the end of the weekend, but never get there. From our subjective point of view, you just ended the universe.

I wish for bacon.

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1568 on: October 03, 2011, 07:11:56 am »
Granted. It's kitten bacon.

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I wish for a lot of things...
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« Reply #1569 on: October 03, 2011, 10:17:49 am »
Granted. A lot of knives and bullets.

I wish for good music.

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1570 on: October 04, 2011, 04:41:05 am »
Granted. Some thugs beat you up. It is music to my ears.

I wish for ♥♦♣♠
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1571 on: October 04, 2011, 10:26:38 am »
Granted. All of the quadrants are filled by dead people.

I wish for another octopus plushie.

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1572 on: October 05, 2011, 12:19:22 pm »
Granted. It has existed for a very long time, but it's so big that people mistook it for a heavenly body. It's actually Pluto. You'll never... ever... be able to hug it.

I wish for killing everybody in the world
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1573 on: October 05, 2011, 02:04:47 pm »
granted everyone but you is killed. in fact your made immortal. enjoy.

i wish to live a full life of love and happiness.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1574 on: October 05, 2011, 02:06:57 pm »
Granted. You die at birth.

I wish for less morbid things.

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1575 on: October 06, 2011, 04:02:58 pm »
Granted. Instead of hair, flowers grow from your hair, and instead of the normal bodily function, you pee orange soda.
It's not morbid, but it's humiliating and slightly painful.

I wish for hilarity.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1576 on: October 06, 2011, 07:52:39 pm »
Granted. You laugh yourself into unconsciousness and incur brain damage.

I wish for Whose Line is it Anyway to return.

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1577 on: October 07, 2011, 08:39:32 am »
Granted. You laugh yourself into unconsciousness and incur brain damage.

I wish lava dinosaurs would conquer the world, reanimate Billy Mays from the dead, and appoint him the Zombie Lord.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1578 on: October 07, 2011, 04:52:16 pm »
Granted. He makes a terrible ruler and pretty much just forces people to buy products at reasonable prices.

I wish for chocolate lava cake.

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1579 on: October 08, 2011, 02:05:56 am »
Granted.  Sadly, it was prepared by a horrible cook who misread the ingredients and thus tastes horrible.

I wish that I would actually find it within myself to stay active on a forum.

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1580 on: October 08, 2011, 02:20:59 am »
Granted. All other obligations are entirely ignored.

I wish for bacon brownies.

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1581 on: October 10, 2011, 09:16:06 am »
Granted. You quintupled the required dosage of bacon grease on accident, and now the brownies taste disgusting.

I wish for llamas to dance in the pail moon light.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1582 on: October 10, 2011, 11:16:06 am »
(That wouldn't ruin them for me.)

Granted. They use your corpse as a dance mat.

I wish for a pet dragon.

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1583 on: October 10, 2011, 03:30:35 pm »
Granted. It's the cutest little thing ever. In fact, if it weren't for CTV already being the equivalent of an emotional fort Knox, you would be quite sure he'd take top priority in your love banks.
*burp*
He was delicious.

I wish that I could shoot confetti from my eyes.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1584 on: October 10, 2011, 03:42:05 pm »
Granted. It hurts like all hell, but at least it looks pretty... like this:



I wish for Tim Burton to stop making what I, personally, am really reluctant to call "movies", and for Danny Elfman to stop producing what I am highly hesitant to call "music".

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1585 on: October 11, 2011, 08:37:27 am »
Granted. Both of them move on to the hotdog industry, never again to be awesome. there hotdogs taste terrible.

I wish for a feast fit for a turkey king.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1586 on: October 11, 2011, 11:52:22 am »
Granted. A banquet of the finest Turkish cuisine is prepared, but you are forced at gun point to eat every last bite of the massive feast.

I wish for a genie who won't corrupt my wishes.

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1587 on: October 11, 2011, 12:30:34 pm »
Granted, instead, he just doesn't grant you any.

I wish for a phone number.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1588 on: October 11, 2011, 02:56:57 pm »
Granted, but it doesn't have a phone to go with it.

I wish for ponies.

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1589 on: October 12, 2011, 07:50:16 am »
Granted. They hate you, and kick your mouth a lot.

I wish for Humpty-Dumpty to be put back together again.
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