Author Topic: Corrupt A Wish (Read 248761 times)

Pozf · « **Reply #150 on:** April 14, 2009, 10:12:53 am »

Granted but you can not control it

I wish I had more soda

RoninAngel · « **Reply #151 on:** April 14, 2009, 10:46:23 am »

Granted. It's at the store, just waiting for you.

I wish I always got my way!

Pozf · « **Reply #152 on:** April 14, 2009, 10:55:35 am »

Granted but you sarcastically wish you were dead and then die

I wish I was less tired

RoninAngel · « **Reply #153 on:** April 14, 2009, 11:09:53 am »

Granted.

You are now the main character in a John Travolta movie.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phenomenon_(film)
(he dies at the end

.)

Pozf · « **Reply #154 on:** April 14, 2009, 11:10:55 am »

Awesome wish granted you gave me all your money!

I wish I were no longer depressed

Socrates · « **Reply #155 on:** April 14, 2009, 06:28:50 pm »

Granted, but you now have a stomachache.

I wish I had kept my promise.

Pozf · « **Reply #156 on:** April 14, 2009, 08:15:20 pm »

Granted but it backfires and looks like you didn't keep it anyway

I wish the school wasn't giving me ulcers

RoninAngel · « **Reply #157 on:** April 15, 2009, 08:53:39 am »

Granted. Instead it gives you dysentery.

I wish I didn't have to go to the fucking doctor today.

Oddball · « **Reply #158 on:** April 15, 2009, 08:55:47 am »

Granted instead of the fucking doctor you go to the prodding doctor instead

I wish I was not on night shift for the next three nights its great weather out there.

RoninAngel · « **Reply #159 on:** April 15, 2009, 08:58:00 am »

Granted. You've been fired.

I wish my mind wasn't all bleary from lack of sleep.

Oddball · « **Reply #160 on:** April 15, 2009, 09:01:55 am »

*thats not a corrupt wish Ronin

*

Granted it is now turned to mush from listening to that Levan polka

I wish I had got up earlier to fix my mountain bike

RoninAngel · « **Reply #161 on:** April 15, 2009, 09:12:17 am »

Granted. you got up 2 weeks ago and haven't slept sense.

I wish I could stop thinking about sleep. MMMMMMM sleeeeeeeeep

.

Oddball · « **Reply #162 on:** April 15, 2009, 09:17:12 am »

Granted now you start thinking about the firing order of a Rolls Royce Merlin inline V12 27 litre aero engine

i wish I could find all my missing music cd's

RoninAngel · « **Reply #163 on:** April 15, 2009, 09:37:24 am »

Granted. You find they've all been lodged in you rectum during a perticularly painful bowl movement.

I wish I could stay here, but I can't.

Laters.

Smiles · « **Reply #164 on:** April 15, 2009, 11:25:08 pm »

granted but then everyone starts doing an off key rendition of "Let's DO the Time Warp again!"

i wish I had finished my taxes earlier.

Oddball · « **Reply #165 on:** April 16, 2009, 12:08:33 am »

Granted but everyone you know gives you theirs to do as well

I wish i was not in a grump this morning

Smiles · « **Reply #166 on:** April 16, 2009, 12:11:08 am »

granted as you go to jail for fraudulent taxes.

I wish My back would stop hurting.

Oddball · « **Reply #167 on:** April 16, 2009, 12:12:55 am »

Granted instead your strong wrist develops RSI

I wish People would stop posting so i can catch up wi last nights posts

Smiles · « **Reply #168 on:** April 16, 2009, 12:16:13 am »

granted but when you leave there will be another thousand posts by pozf to catch up on.

I wish i had some pizza

Oddball · « **Reply #169 on:** April 16, 2009, 12:18:38 am »

Granted but it has killer Mushrooms and Anchovies on it

I wish my left eye would stop twitching

Smiles · « **Reply #170 on:** April 16, 2009, 12:44:41 am »

yummy!

Granted but now your leg twitches instead.

I wish those killer mushrooms hadn't given me indigestion.

Oddball · « **Reply #171 on:** April 16, 2009, 12:46:33 am »

Granted but the anchovies gives you the old toilet two step

I wish i was not working for the next two night so i can open this crate of lager in front of me

Smiles · « **Reply #172 on:** April 16, 2009, 12:49:15 am »

granted but there's too much head from the shakiness of the truck that took them to the store you got em at.

i wish my brain was feeling less fuzzy

Oddball · « **Reply #173 on:** April 16, 2009, 12:51:09 am »

Granted but your tounge feels fuzzy instead

I wish smiles would let me go to bed

Smiles · « **Reply #174 on:** April 16, 2009, 12:52:33 am »

granted but then the loverly conversations will stop.

I wish I didn't need sleep.

Oddball · « **Reply #175 on:** April 16, 2009, 12:54:49 am »

Granted but everyone else sleeps instead for the rest of time.

I wish I could think clearly and make a really awesome wish

RoninAngel · « **Reply #176 on:** April 16, 2009, 10:55:08 am »

Granted. The mear thought of it's awsomeness passing through your mind causes killer icecream headache and you die.

I wish more people were active when I was.

Oddball · « **Reply #177 on:** April 17, 2009, 12:22:41 am »

Granted but you have nothing to say to them

i wish this migrane would vanish

RoninAngel · « **Reply #178 on:** April 17, 2009, 10:32:09 am »

Granted.
Then it reappears in the forms of a toothache, a hangnail, and a papercut.

I wish this thread focused more on the positive.

UmberIsSexy · « **Reply #179 on:** April 17, 2009, 02:44:49 pm »

Granted. OMG YAY!!!!

bunnies kittens seal pups (wait no that brings up negative connotations) elephants...um spaceships?

I wish I was still in Kung Fu class, and that I was going tonight.

News:

Author Topic: Corrupt A Wish (Read 248761 times)

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