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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #120 on: April 12, 2009, 12:31:10 am »
Granted  you just destroyed time

I wish I had more time

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #121 on: April 12, 2009, 12:32:53 am »
granted you have all the time in thje world...oh wait you just destroyed that.XP

I wish tomorow would be fun for me.
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« Reply #122 on: April 12, 2009, 12:33:47 am »
granted but you die at 12:01 monday morning

I wish my hands no longer smelled like garlic
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #123 on: April 12, 2009, 12:36:00 am »
granted now they smell like car oil


I wish i had mac and cheese for breakfast tomorrow
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« Reply #124 on: April 12, 2009, 12:36:36 am »
granted but its all burnt and nasty

I wish my Pandora station would stop giving me shitty music
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #125 on: April 12, 2009, 06:49:18 am »
*smiles whats wrong with car oil? *

Granted but it now only plays country and westren.

I wish my hang over wold disapear  8)
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« Reply #126 on: April 12, 2009, 10:10:07 am »
that is shitty!

granted but you fixed it by drinking again and now your hangover is even worse than before.

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #127 on: April 12, 2009, 06:54:01 pm »
granted, now it's broke


i wish I had some money
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #128 on: April 12, 2009, 07:12:23 pm »
Granted but your arrested for counterfeiting

I wish it was colder in this house
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #129 on: April 12, 2009, 10:35:10 pm »
Granted, you now have a flock of penguins as tenants, but they keep turning up the heat on account they are freezing at -95degrees Celcius...

I wish I knew how to go about making a true-scale suit of Chaos terminator armor... that fitted me.

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« Reply #130 on: April 12, 2009, 11:27:56 pm »
granted but you don't have the materials to make it

i wish i was not sick
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #131 on: April 13, 2009, 09:35:53 pm »
granted but the people around you get unusually more annoying.

i wish i hadn't had to put $1300 into my car today
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #132 on: April 13, 2009, 09:38:18 pm »
granted but you once you put another $1300 into the car it explodes in a horrible accident, where nobody is hurt.

I wish my iPod connector hadn't broken. (yea I know My poor ipod compared to your car :P )
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« Reply #133 on: April 13, 2009, 11:29:24 pm »
granted but your song list was deleted and you have to start from scratch

I wish i didn't have to wash dishes

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #134 on: April 13, 2009, 11:36:56 pm »
Granted but your house lights aflame.

I wish this room weren't so damn hot.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #135 on: April 14, 2009, 04:39:22 am »
granted it is now -257 degrees kelvin or absolute zero and you freeze to death and lose all your apendages from frost bite.

I wish there was some good films on tv just now dam holidays,
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« Reply #136 on: April 14, 2009, 04:50:59 am »
Granted, there's plenty of decent films on TV.. but your last TV licence payment was rejected.. and that's not working as well as I thought.. still never mind..  um...

Granted, there's plenty of decent films on TV.. But yours is stolen and no-one will sell you a new one either.

I wish I hadn't lost a certain um.. training plan.

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #137 on: April 14, 2009, 04:55:59 am »
Granted instead you find out its an army Physical Training course and it comes with its own sadistic Physical Training Instructor Sergeant who gets you up at 5Am and takes you out for 10 mile runs with full kit and rifle.

I wish I did not sleep in today.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #138 on: April 14, 2009, 05:31:09 am »
Granted you did not sleep at all

I wish the math chairmen had been in so I didn't have to come back here then back to school again
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #139 on: April 14, 2009, 05:39:04 am »
Granted but you end up getting 8 hours of Quatratic equations and calculis.

I wish i did not have so much house work to do.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #140 on: April 14, 2009, 05:47:45 am »
Granted because your house explodes

I wish this wasn't a thing that is happening is such a hassle
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #141 on: April 14, 2009, 06:10:32 am »
Granted it becomes a major catastrophe  and your Government declares it a threat to national security.

I wish my hay fever would disapear
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #142 on: April 14, 2009, 08:00:47 am »
Granted but now you have a normal fever

I wish for somebody to uh... do ... something about stuff? (I wanna be specific but I'm not in the mood)
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #143 on: April 14, 2009, 08:07:03 am »
Granted but you end up going to a Pride and Prejudice recital.

I wish I had my third star
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« Reply #144 on: April 14, 2009, 08:10:17 am »
Granted but you lose them immediate after.

I wish I had a gun to shoot at a firing range
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #145 on: April 14, 2009, 08:13:46 am »
Granted you get a Colt M1911 .45 automatic pistol....but it is a water pistol


I wish there was some decint choccie bars to go with my coffee
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #146 on: April 14, 2009, 08:16:19 am »
Granted but you drop it in some dirt first

I wish i had a good way to relieve stress
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« Reply #147 on: April 14, 2009, 09:16:01 am »
Granted, but it is illegal in your state.

I wish I wasn't dead.

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #148 on: April 14, 2009, 09:25:16 am »
Granted but you are not a famous philouspher anymore.


I wish i had not wasted my day.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #149 on: April 14, 2009, 09:34:30 am »
Granted, but you were so productive, that people will expect too much of you.  Nothing you do will ever be adequate again.

I wish I could read minds.