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Corrupt A Wish
« on: March 23, 2009, 08:53:33 am »
I Believe this was one of the more popular games (then again I hadn't been in there in forever on the old forum)

Okie Doke the rules are as followed somebody will make a wish then the next poster will grant the wish but twist it horribly in some fashion then make a wish of their own.

Example:
Poster A
I wish I had an uncorrectable wish.

Poster B
Granted but since the only uncorruptable thing is nothing you get nothing.
I wish I was a real boy.

Poster C
Granted but BLAH.

(I think you get the point)

Starting!
I wish I had more Vault.
'Science is on the march. Don't get in its way.'

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2009, 07:36:27 pm »
granted but it's got a virus in it and now you're a zombie.

I wish I was immune from becoming a zombie.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #2 on: March 31, 2009, 07:38:27 pm »
Granted but i eat your tasty tasty flesh

I wish I had an extension on my essay
'Science is on the march. Don't get in its way.'

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #3 on: March 31, 2009, 07:39:38 pm »
granted but your teacher hates you and gives you an F anyways.

I wish I had gotten out of work earlier today.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #4 on: March 31, 2009, 07:40:10 pm »
granted but you're allowed to leave because you got fired
'Science is on the march. Don't get in its way.'

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #5 on: March 31, 2009, 07:42:42 pm »
and a brick hit you in the head for forgetting to make a wish...


I wish I had my own compy with internet connections at home.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #6 on: March 31, 2009, 07:43:28 pm »
Granted but you now live at work

I wish that brick didn't hurt so much
'Science is on the march. Don't get in its way.'

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #7 on: March 31, 2009, 07:45:17 pm »
granted but now you have no nerve endings and burn your hand off in a fire.

I wish I enjoyed work more.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #8 on: March 31, 2009, 07:46:05 pm »
Granted but you aren't allowed to work anymore

Wish The voices would stop telling me what to do
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #9 on: March 31, 2009, 07:48:17 pm »
granted but now everyone else is telling you what to do.

Wish cows could fly
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #10 on: March 31, 2009, 07:51:46 pm »
Granted but the hell bovines now take over the world MOOOO

I wish I could sleep more
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #11 on: April 01, 2009, 08:16:32 am »
Granted but you are now dead and buried :P

I wish I was more organised.

What good is dreaming it if you don't actually do it?.

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #12 on: April 01, 2009, 08:37:02 am »
granted but you are now TOO organized

I wish that I had done my research paper last night
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #13 on: April 01, 2009, 09:03:05 pm »
Granted, but you wrote it on the wrong subject.

I wish it was summer.

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #14 on: April 01, 2009, 09:14:47 pm »
granted but you're now stuck in a desert without water

I wish my jaw hurt less
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #15 on: April 01, 2009, 09:50:16 pm »
Granted, but you now have no lower jaw.

I wish I knew what I wanted to do with life.

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #16 on: April 01, 2009, 09:51:40 pm »
Granted but you'll now die tomorrow

I wish I had my jaw back
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #17 on: April 02, 2009, 12:21:18 am »
granted but it's welded shut so you starve to death.

I wish For merciful flying cow rulers(them ruling the world and all ;D)
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #18 on: April 02, 2009, 12:25:30 am »
Granted but they hire killer sheep to keep the population under control


I wish I could remember what I was meant to of done before work last night.
What good is dreaming it if you don't actually do it?.

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #19 on: April 02, 2009, 12:28:35 am »
granted but then a sheep Zats your teacher with a zat stick and all your work for the semester is gone.

I wish I didn't have work at 10 am
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #20 on: April 02, 2009, 12:31:20 am »
Granted but you are meant to be at work now instead of posting in here.


I wish i could understand Smile's posts.
What good is dreaming it if you don't actually do it?.

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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #21 on: April 02, 2009, 12:33:30 am »
granted but now you understand no one else's


i wish i had a pink pony
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #22 on: April 02, 2009, 08:30:03 am »
Granted but its one of those new pestilence ponies

I wish I didn't have to go to chemistry/lab tonight
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #23 on: April 02, 2009, 09:35:55 am »
Granted it comes to you and your house now stinks of sulpher.


I wish my left knee would click back into place.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #24 on: April 02, 2009, 10:13:58 am »
Granted but it your other knee falls off

I wish i had a better set of headphones
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #25 on: April 02, 2009, 05:33:52 pm »
granted but there's no sound sytem for miles to listen to.

I wish my hours at work were more steady
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #26 on: April 03, 2009, 12:51:30 am »
Granted but your social live becomes unsteady


I wish i was out flying instead of sleeping for work tonight.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #27 on: April 03, 2009, 09:22:01 pm »
granted but your plane explodes


I wish I had my own compy at home.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #28 on: April 03, 2009, 09:27:23 pm »
Granted but it fails miserably

I wish there was more to eat in this house
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Re: Corrupt A Wish
« Reply #29 on: April 03, 2009, 09:32:49 pm »
granted but none of it is something you want to eat right now.

I wish I didn't have to go home soon. :-\
Just loving it! :-*
let's sit and chat a while and see if I don't make you smile .;)