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Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
« on: March 20, 2009, 12:50:45 am »
You ask, I answer...

no exciting plot twists, sparkly bits or novel ideas .. it's just the same as everyone elses.

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Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2009, 01:10:39 am »
do you wear odd socks?

wear does the other sock go to?

do socks turn evil if not worn for a certain period of time?

will the world ever be ruled by socks?
What good is dreaming it if you don't actually do it?.

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« Reply #2 on: March 20, 2009, 09:26:04 am »
If you could take one " " with you to be stranded on a abandonded island in the middle of the pacific what would you take?

CD?

Movie?

Book?

Snack?

Game?

Tool?

Person?  :-*
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« Reply #3 on: March 20, 2009, 12:38:31 pm »
do you wear odd socks? Yes, sometimes.. hard to tell between dark blue and black until you leave the house...

wear does the other sock go to? That's a mystery... but I think it has something to do with gnomes...

do socks turn evil if not worn for a certain period of time? Only if they havent been washed for that same period of time...

will the world ever be ruled by socks? My moneys on the gnomes...

If you could take one " " with you to be stranded on a abandonded island in the middle of the pacific what would you take?
 
CD?
Errrrrm... hard to choose. Would probably be the Lynard Skynard CD I have in my car at the moment (wish I could remember what it is called).. or maybe Floyds Delicate Sound of Thunder...

Movie? How to escape from an abandonded island in the middle of the pacific

Book? How to escape from an abandonded island in the middle of the pacific (given I dont have anything to play the movie on)...

Snack? I tend not to snack.. but bacon sandwiches would be good...

Game?

Tool? the escape from an abandonded island in the middle of the pacific all in one multi-tool...

Person? Now you tell me I can take a person! *mutter* that changes all the above answers... But it'd be my girlfriend.

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« Reply #4 on: March 21, 2009, 02:22:13 am »
today's q's are:

what  do you do on your weekends away from home?

do you take many vacations?

what was the last vacation you took?

where is your dream vacation spot?
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« Reply #5 on: March 21, 2009, 09:38:44 am »
What do you think about death?  :o
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« Reply #6 on: March 21, 2009, 04:21:34 pm »
If you could choose one way to die (not peacefully in your sleep) how would it be?
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« Reply #7 on: March 21, 2009, 08:47:26 pm »
Should I be worried about my garden gnome collection in fallout 3?
What would you bring on a deserted island with your girlfriend?

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Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
« Reply #8 on: March 22, 2009, 02:25:37 pm »
If a tree falls onto a mime in a forest....would any one mind?
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« Reply #9 on: March 23, 2009, 01:02:50 am »
today's q's are:
what  do you do on your weekends away from home?
Walk.
do you take many vacations? Nope, no money :(
what was the last vacation you took? Weekend away in Holland with the girlfriend.
where is your dream vacation spot? Somewhere quiet with few people around. (Grand Teton/Yellowstone areas kinds heading in the right direction for "landscape")

What do you think about death? It happens, nothing worth getting worked up about.

If you could choose one way to die (not peacefully in your sleep) how would it be? Hrmmm... some kind of bizarre hot naked asian girl accident sounds interesting...

Should I be worried about my garden gnome collection in fallout 3? For sure.. whatever you do dont turn your back on them
What would you bring on a deserted island with your girlfriend? House, food, internet, rope, other fun things to play with...

If a tree falls onto a mime in a forest....would any one mind? Well I think the mime might have a thing or two to gesture about it....

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« Reply #10 on: March 23, 2009, 11:41:31 am »
What's your favorite verital of cheese?  :D

If you laugh at racist jokes are you a racist?  :-\
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« Reply #11 on: March 23, 2009, 11:45:27 am »
are Gnomes more evil than socks or Mushrooms?

What good is dreaming it if you don't actually do it?.

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« Reply #12 on: March 24, 2009, 03:08:23 am »
What's your favorite verital of cheese? Yellow with blue bits in it... I cant remember what it's called, I'm old and my memory is going...
If you laugh at racist jokes are you a racist? Ermmm, possibly.

are Gnomes more evil than socks or Mushrooms? Way eviller than mushrooms, but they only just edge socks out...

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« Reply #13 on: March 25, 2009, 02:31:43 am »
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what name would you pick for your firstborn child?

have you ever seen the Magic toll Booth?

what is the last book you read for fun?

do pigs ever meow?
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« Reply #14 on: March 25, 2009, 03:09:06 am »
Who do you think will take over the world before I do with my Scott's Pine trees, Gnomes, Mushrooms or the evil socks?
What good is dreaming it if you don't actually do it?.

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« Reply #15 on: March 26, 2009, 09:26:05 pm »
tonights q's include:

what do you think is on the other side of the rainbow?

have you had Quiche?

do you like spinach in things (like on pizza)?

do you know what a Popple is?

have you ever seen "Duckula"?
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« Reply #16 on: March 27, 2009, 02:08:27 am »
what name would you pick for your firstborn child? Erm.. no idea really.
have you ever seen the Magic toll Booth? Nope
what is the last book you read for fun? Magicians First Rule
do pigs ever meow? Only when they pretending to be a cat...

Who do you think will take over the world before I do with my Scott's Pine trees, Gnomes, Mushrooms or the evil socks? My moneys on Akasha tbh. Nut failing that.. Gnomes.

what do you think is on the other side of the rainbow? Stuff
have you had Quiche? Yes. Plenty of times.
do you like spinach in things (like on pizza)? Yes.
do you know what a Popple is? Is that something to do with Futurama or am I thinking of something else?
have you ever seen "Duckula"? Yes


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« Reply #17 on: March 27, 2009, 02:57:48 am »
I shall now do the most evilest thing known to human kind... I will turn your questions against you!!! :o :o

So do you think your army of Gnomes is a match for my army of Scott's Pines? 
Orcs or Zombies?
Explosive Sheep or killer carpets?
What good is dreaming it if you don't actually do it?.

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« Reply #18 on: March 30, 2009, 12:10:28 pm »
Are You familliar with Darkwing Duck?  :D

Do you like cartoons?

What's your favorite?

Do you find some of them erotic  :-[?

If you could have any cartoon-gag super power (pulling just about anything out of thin air, spinning around and to change costume, being able to levitate as long as you didn't look down.... ect, what would it be? 
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« Reply #19 on: March 31, 2009, 12:41:54 am »
I shall now do the most evilest thing known to human kind... I will turn your questions against you!!! Shocked Shocked You rotten swine!

So do you think your army of Gnomes is a match for my army of Scott's Pines? Definitely...
Orcs or Zombies? Orcs
Explosive Sheep or killer carpets? Definatly the sheep...



Are You familliar with Darkwing Duck? I've heard of, but never seen...
Do you like cartoons? Some, but not so much any more.
What's your favorite? Probably the Road Runner ones (meep meep)
Do you find some of them erotic? Cant say that I do...
If you could have any cartoon-gag super power (pulling just about anything out of thin air, spinning around and to change costume, being able to levitate as long as you didn't look down.... ect, what would it be? Hrmmm.. Probably the being unkillable no matter if  I fell from a great height, had a rock land on me, etc.

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Re: Lies, Lies and the blatent truth...
« Reply #20 on: March 31, 2009, 09:58:24 am »
Explosive Sheep or killer carpets? Definatly the sheep...
Have you seen that movie?
If you were in a fight against naked hairy Orcs, what weapon would you want out of all the possible weapons on Earth?

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« Reply #21 on: March 31, 2009, 12:05:45 pm »
Seems like everyone acted weird when I asked the "Do you find some of them erotic :-[?" question.

So I ask you this: do anime manga and hentie count as cartoons in your veiw?

Do you know anything about "high" art?

What is your favorite impressionist painter?

What other country do you most want to travle to and why?

What is one silly thing you'd want to do while you were there?

Do you like any foreign sweets?

Do you belive in fate?

In destiny?

Is there any difference?

Is life just a random series of accedents with no desernable rhyme or reason?

Do you love Boobies?  :D

How Much?   ;)
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« Reply #22 on: April 01, 2009, 12:35:24 am »
Have you seen that movie? What movie? (That'll be a no then)
If you were in a fight against naked hairy Orcs, what weapon would you want out of all the possible weapons on Earth? A razor

Seems like everyone acted weird when I asked the "Do you find some of them erotic?" question. Trust me that wasnt because of your question...
So I ask you this: do anime manga and hentie count as cartoons in your veiw? If they're in the right format yes.
Do you know anything about "high" art? Nope..
What is your favorite impressionist painter? None of them.
What other country do you most want to travle to and why? Right now Holland, cuz that's where my girlfriend is finishing off her PhD.
What is one silly thing you'd want to do while you were there? Hrmmm... not telling.
Do you like any foreign sweets? Dont eat sweets (unless your trying to be posh and mean desert)
Do you belive in fate? Not really
In destiny? Not really
Is there any difference? The spelling?
Is life just a random series of accedents with no desernable rhyme or reason? Not accidents no.
Do you love Boobies? Of course, who doesnt?
How Much? It's impossible to quantify.

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« Reply #23 on: April 02, 2009, 12:49:54 am »
*huggles for knowing duckula* :-*


what do you think of cell phones?

do you like peas?

is fog as thick as peanut butter or pea soup?

how many licks does it take to get to the center?

what is your favorite pudding?

Do you like Jello?
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« Reply #24 on: April 02, 2009, 11:12:06 am »
Do you think the matrix is a good movie?  :D The second one? :-\ The third one?  :(

Would you like to have Neo's jacket?

To be able to scorpian kick like Trinity?

Wield a katana like Morpheous?

Is that how life really is, a big giant illusion created by forces we can't control so they can fool us into inaction?

Are we really even here?  :'(

If you could weild any anchient weapon what would it be?

Witch is cooler monks or nuns?

Do you think it wierd I have a nun fetish  :-[?

What is the coolest vehicle to ride in?

What is the funniest thing you've ever seen while driving?

What is the silliest thing you've ever done in a car?

What is the sexiest?  :-*
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« Reply #25 on: April 02, 2009, 05:59:41 pm »
how do you eat pie?

what is your favorite color?

have you ever seen a green sky?
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« Reply #26 on: April 03, 2009, 01:44:15 am »
what do you think of cell phones? Why do you people call them that (yes I know what cell is short for, but I dont get the reason for the long name either)?
do you like peas? Yes
is fog as thick as peanut butter or pea soup? Not these days
how many licks does it take to get to the center? Depends what you are licking...
what is your favorite pudding? Hrmm.. anything with apple or lemon in it.
Do you like Jello? What? Oh you mean Jelly.. it's ok I guess

Do you think the matrix is a good movie? The second one? The third one? I'm old.. I know I've seen them, but can I remember them.. no.. so clearly they werent good enough for me to remember... probably. Maybe.
Would you like to have Neo's jacket? Ok, you're still relying on my memory here
To be able to scorpian kick like Trinity?And again.
Wield a katana like Morpheous? ok, stop it!
Is that how life really is, a big giant illusion created by forces we can't control so they can fool us into inaction? Possibly..
Are we really even here? Yes
If you could weild any anchient weapon what would it be? Hrmm tricky. Probably go with the most devastating weapon of its region/era, the good old English Longbow. (Provided I also get the muscles to draw it).
Witch is cooler monks or nuns? Depends but Monks probably edge it out.
Do you think it wierd I have a nun fetish? Nope
What is the coolest vehicle to ride in? Ermmm dont know, but i DO know it's not my car.
What is the funniest thing you've ever seen while driving? Cant recall seeing anything that stands out as funny.
What is the silliest thing you've ever done in a car? Can't say I've done anything particularly silly in a car.
What is the sexiest? Hrmm where to start. Does having a naked passenger count? Or driving somewhere naked? I did have one girlfriend who couldn't keep her body parts to herself in the car (although that was as much irritating as anything else.. "I'm trying to concentrate on not crashing here and you're not exactly helping").

how do you eat pie? By putting it in my mouth and chewing..
what is your favorite color? Green!
have you ever seen a green sky? No

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« Reply #27 on: April 03, 2009, 10:09:37 am »
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What is your dream house?

Does it have a pool?

How about woods in the back?

What is the best kind of wheather?

Is it like that where you live?

Are Good and Evil absolutes? Ideas? Nonsense? Some combination of the three?

What is your favorite philosopher?

What is your favorite book?

Aren't sex toys kind of gross? 

Is it uncooth that I just asked you that?   :(
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« Reply #28 on: April 03, 2009, 09:17:22 pm »

would you like to live on the moon?

when was the last time you watched a bugs bunny cartoon?
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« Reply #29 on: April 05, 2009, 11:13:40 am »
What do you think about stuff?  :-\

What's your favorite kind of junk?  :'(

Have you ever had writer's block?

How do you cure it?

Is it a nice day outside?

What is always worth being serious about?

What is never worth being serious about?

Do you have a favorite park to go to?

Do you live with anybody else?

Do they ever eat all the cereal?

What kind of passive agressive behavior do you indulge in?

What kind do you never tolerate?

Would you say you usually say what's bothering you or more let things slide?

What is the sexiest musician from the 80's?

The sexiest song from the 80's?

The sexiest musicain right now?

The sexiest song right now?  :-[
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