Ah... sweet sixteen. Anyone else notice that all the old love songs from the 40's-70's are pretty much either about statutory rap or being a stalker?
I mean, like the Gary Puckett song, "Young Girl."
'Young girl, get out of my mind,
My love for you is way out of line,
Better run girl,
You're much too young girl"
And my personal favorite:
"There ain't no mountain high enough,
ain't no valley low enough,
ain't no river wide enough,
TO KEEP ME FROM GETTING TO YOU."
Kind of creepy am I right?