Okay, first off, Jety, that was pretty much disgusting. >:I
Secondy, it's physically impossible for anybody's skin to naturally be as white as paper. So unless "Seriously, no kidding" was just an intensifier for the hyperbole, you should see a doctor.
And lastly, vampires are awesome. Real vampires. Not those recently rewritten sissy overly-humanized sad distortions of a remnant of what was once a frightening subject of enticing and enchanting folklore in old and now, very nearly, entirely forgotten literature.
Sorry. It would seem I'm in a bad mood today... 6