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Re: The Chat Thread
« Reply #240 on: April 09, 2009, 11:00:48 pm »
That's the thing, it wasn't during sex >:( I was in my ex's bed (while we still was a couple) and had finished my ice cream and lain down on my back to watch her when she accidentally dropped a ball of ice cream on my stomache. But instead of picking it up again she started to just move it around and that was when it got painful.
I won't use ice cream during sex, but candy is a different story, especially lollypops :P

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Re: The Chat Thread
« Reply #241 on: April 10, 2009, 09:45:33 am »
aw but lollipops would get all sticky. and the ice cream thing might've been sexier if she licked it off instead. ^_^


oh and for all the ignorance of popples here they are:
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« Reply #242 on: April 10, 2009, 11:01:54 am »
I saw a video of adult nature where the two girls were wearing ring pops.  It looked pretty good.  They could suck them if they wanted to, or rub them on different places to add flavor to the other's body.

How do you use the lollis Emp_Dragon?

haha pretty funny that now this thread is about food and sex at the same time XD

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« Reply #243 on: April 10, 2009, 11:06:22 am »
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« Reply #244 on: April 10, 2009, 11:10:56 am »
Hmmm.... There's a really good brand of lubricant that tastes just like jolly ranchers. Watermelon is quite nice. ./licks lips.

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« Reply #245 on: April 10, 2009, 11:13:22 am »
Wait it taste like watermelon jolly ranchers?! HOT DOG!
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Re: The Chat Thread
« Reply #246 on: April 10, 2009, 11:52:27 am »
aw but lollipops would get all sticky. and the ice cream thing might've been sexier if she licked it off instead. ^_^


oh and for all the ignorance of popples here they are:
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Re: The Chat Thread
« Reply #247 on: April 10, 2009, 12:51:52 pm »
I think the popples look a lot like things it would be funny to try out a brand new auto shotgun on to see how much the fluff disperses ;D

How do you use the lollis Emp_Dragon?
To add to my own enjoyment while diving :P
And yes, it gets sticky Smiles, but that's kind of the point so there is something to get at when the eaten can't provide natural flavours fast enough ;D
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Re: The Chat Thread
« Reply #248 on: April 10, 2009, 01:16:26 pm »
Have you guys seen the Seinfeld episode where George started to have sex with food and couldn't stop?

Like he had to have a sandwitch wile he was having sex? That was really funny!  :D

As horny as what you guys are saying is making me, I would be too afraid of what would happen. Like when I'm home alone and I have chocolate I sometimes have to masturbate, and I think that if I mixed food and sex, might get my wires crossed and start associating the two things too closely together.

"Shit! I Wanna fuck my Ruben Sandwitch!" Or "Oh God! I wanna put melted chesse on my boner!"  :o 
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« Reply #249 on: April 10, 2009, 08:57:56 pm »
I hear ya on that crossed wires thing.

I'll never be able to look at tacos the same again...

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Re: The Chat Thread
« Reply #250 on: April 10, 2009, 09:54:19 pm »
Hmmm.... There's a really good brand of lubricant that tastes just like jolly ranchers. Watermelon is quite nice. ./licks lips.

O.o really what brand?

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« Reply #251 on: April 10, 2009, 11:58:51 pm »
Quiet night, tonight. ./sage nod

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« Reply #252 on: April 11, 2009, 12:23:30 am »
thats because I was out and had no battery power left
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« Reply #253 on: April 11, 2009, 01:30:38 am »
and i was at work
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« Reply #254 on: April 11, 2009, 10:43:04 am »
I hear ya on that crossed wires thing.

I'll never be able to look at tacos the same again...

Yeah it's kinda gross when someone says something like "Sausage or Taco?" I don't know why.  :(
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« Reply #255 on: April 11, 2009, 10:54:19 am »
Bah
I hear ya on that crossed wires thing.

I'll never be able to look at tacos the same again...

Yeah it's kinda gross when someone says something like "Sausage or Taco?" I don't know why.  :(

Gross? WTF?  ??? what's there to be grossed about? It's just genitals, hell it's not even that it's just food substitute words for genitals! It's not like it's decomposing roadkill on a sun-baked summer road...

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« Reply #256 on: April 11, 2009, 06:52:09 pm »

Gross? WTF?  ??? what's there to be grossed about? It's just genitals, hell it's not even that it's just food substitute words for genitals! It's not like it's decomposing roadkill on a sun-baked summer road...

Well, I was being mildly facetious, but never mind.

I personally have no qualms eating a girl's hot pocket if that's what she wants.

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Re: The Chat Thread
« Reply #257 on: April 12, 2009, 12:40:33 am »
 :'( so yeah... My tire rod fell off my car today. and it's going to be a pain getting it fixed on easter. :(
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« Reply #258 on: April 12, 2009, 12:41:34 am »
Eeeee. Car trouble is never fun. Good luck with that, Smiles. :(

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« Reply #259 on: April 12, 2009, 12:42:54 am »
Good luck trying to get it fixed tomorrow , seriously your gonna need it.
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« Reply #260 on: April 12, 2009, 12:44:05 am »
thanks i'm gonna need it. dumb ass car that always needs fixin when I least want it to. Now i'll lose alot of money on my car again. :( >:(
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« Reply #261 on: April 12, 2009, 04:50:13 am »
Tire rod?

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« Reply #262 on: April 12, 2009, 06:35:40 am »
yep not good tyring to get a car fixed over the weekend.  Suffred a major tyre blow out  doing 70 mph coming back from a girlfriend's house a few years back.  Still had hundred miles to do while on the space  saver not fun doing that being limited to 50mph.
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« Reply #263 on: April 12, 2009, 09:15:31 am »
but what's a tire rod?  The suspension support? The axle? some component of the steering assembly?

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« Reply #264 on: April 13, 2009, 07:20:31 am »
can only think its the Tie rod, part of the anti roll bar attached to the lower supension arm.
and its a quiet day in here.
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« Reply #265 on: April 13, 2009, 10:12:50 am »
Bah
I hear ya on that crossed wires thing.

I'll never be able to look at tacos the same again...

Yeah it's kinda gross when someone says something like "Sausage or Taco?" I don't know why.  :(

Gross? WTF?  ??? what's there to be grossed about? It's just genitals, hell it's not even that it's just food substitute words for genitals! It's not like it's decomposing roadkill on a sun-baked summer road...

Probably becuase these things are made of meat and having sex with meat is kind of like necrophilla.  :-\

Or perhaps...
Becuase sausage is all yucky looking.

 http://www.foodsubs.com/Photos/sausage-potatokorv.jpg

There is something about the bruised and flecked apperiance that is gross to me when I associate it with a penis.

The word "Taco" is less nasty in this context, but maybe I'm just uncomfortable with such a close asscociation of processed meat products and genitalia. :(
http://www.pe.com/imagesdaily/2007/06-20/girod_taco.jpg

I know it's kind of wierd and arbitrary, but...
So I'm a weirdo? What of It!?! >:(
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« Reply #266 on: April 13, 2009, 11:43:28 am »
maybe I'm weird too, because I also think it's gross.  When I hear "Taco" I honestly kind of mentally shudder when hearing it.

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« Reply #267 on: April 13, 2009, 03:00:18 pm »
been a while since ive had a taco....now im hungry.
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« Reply #268 on: April 13, 2009, 03:14:26 pm »
mmmm that sounds pretty good... unfortunatly tonight we're eating leftovers from last nights.
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« Reply #269 on: April 13, 2009, 03:23:39 pm »
Oh god, I need to eat.

Thanks for reminding me I was hungry. :P