Have you guys seen the Seinfeld episode where George started to have sex with food and couldn't stop?
Like he had to have a sandwitch wile he was having sex? That was really funny!
As horny as what you guys are saying is making me, I would be too afraid of what would happen. Like when I'm home alone and I have chocolate I sometimes have to masturbate, and I think that if I mixed food and sex, might get my wires crossed and start associating the two things too closely together.
"Shit! I Wanna fuck my Ruben Sandwitch!" Or "Oh God! I wanna put melted chesse on my boner!"