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Re: The Chat Thread
« Reply #2460 on: July 13, 2010, 04:28:28 am »
Heh. I can see why people love that game.

Unfortunately I took Donkey Kong.  I have a soft spot for the old lug but he's slow to hit... particularly against Churba's choice of Sonic... Towards the end I starteg to get a hang of the timings and the old skills built from Title Match Pro Wrestling, Golden Axe and Double Dragon kicked in and I caught up a little... Just not enough :(
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Re: The Chat Thread
« Reply #2461 on: July 13, 2010, 04:51:00 am »
S'alright, I have an advantage on that score - I'm practised with all the characters.

And a Little? I won by a single life outta five, I'd call that pretty good.

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Re: The Chat Thread
« Reply #2462 on: July 14, 2010, 09:57:10 pm »
im assuming churba does what i do, and just clicks random because he cant choose? haahaa

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Re: The Chat Thread
« Reply #2463 on: July 14, 2010, 10:12:25 pm »
im assuming churba does what i do, and just clicks random because he cant choose? haahaa
Nope, churba's been playing that game since the N64, but he had to get used to the new control scheme.

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Re: The Chat Thread
« Reply #2464 on: July 15, 2010, 12:17:18 am »
a cool guy friend of mine posted this on facebook as his status:
Guy's Rules

We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Finally, some guy has taken the time to write down the guys side of the story.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.... See More

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you look fat, you probably do. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine . . . Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

1. To my wife: Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
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Re: The Chat Thread
« Reply #2465 on: July 15, 2010, 01:22:11 am »
i read it and thought that really only one thing in the list did I not agree on with that. lolz ;D
Just loving it! :-*
let's sit and chat a while and see if I don't make you smile .;)

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Re: The Chat Thread
« Reply #2466 on: July 15, 2010, 03:20:27 am »
Yep aint that the truth, life would be alot simplier with those rules lol
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Re: The Chat Thread
« Reply #2467 on: July 15, 2010, 07:32:31 am »
The problem with those rules is that most women don't think those rules aply to them... and it's those very women who needs those rules.

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« Reply #2468 on: July 15, 2010, 12:43:13 pm »
I just don't understand women/men like that.

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Re: The Chat Thread
« Reply #2469 on: July 16, 2010, 12:00:16 pm »
a cool guy friend of mine posted this on facebook as his status:
Guy's Rules

We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Finally, some guy has taken the time to write down the guys side of the story.

Ridiculous. A real man laughs at "rules".

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1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.... See Morep

Okay, this is valid. They are big girls. However, you are still a pussy for complaining. A man of skill would be able to pee through the ring anyway.

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1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

Here we reach a second problem. You obviously cannot count. Do you think that being stupid is manly? How quaint.

Skipping a lot of boring stuff that isn’t worth commenting on…

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1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

Then that means you need to TRAIN, motherfucker!

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1. To my wife: Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Just like camping, eh? Hm. That sounds rather tough. There may be hope for you yet.

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Re: The Chat Thread
« Reply #2470 on: July 24, 2010, 12:13:51 am »
This doesn't fit in any other thread, but i felt the need to share:



Just need to point out Me, Steezey, and Rei have not played live games in months *This is a 5 man premade*  But we managed to defend like a mother fucker. And yes, I realize that the only person who probably gets this is Zearth.


Edit: Ahhh yes, I should also point out everybody else is level 30...
« Last Edit: July 24, 2010, 12:24:43 am by Pozf »
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Re: The Chat Thread
« Reply #2471 on: July 24, 2010, 12:18:02 am »
WoW?

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Re: The Chat Thread
« Reply #2472 on: July 24, 2010, 12:23:45 am »
League of Legends, it was made by the people who did DotA
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« Reply #2473 on: July 24, 2010, 07:00:42 am »
you play lol? oh man, i didnt know that! and im assuming you saw that i played in the forumite roster?

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Re: The Chat Thread
« Reply #2474 on: July 24, 2010, 12:13:14 pm »
No, I noticed when you asked Maytag if she was based on Shaco. (or something like that?)
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Re: The Chat Thread
« Reply #2475 on: July 24, 2010, 05:49:41 pm »
oh haha yeah, we should play together some day

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Re: The Chat Thread
« Reply #2476 on: July 28, 2010, 10:57:35 pm »
It's official. The best way to get back at a internet troll? Track down their house and fuck their mother.

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Re: The Chat Thread
« Reply #2477 on: July 28, 2010, 11:08:51 pm »
BWAAAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!  I love Menage 3.  I must expect it was the absolute last thing I expected to happen after she was invited inside by the Troll's mother, but it's so typically Zii's style.  Zii slapping his mum on the ass as she walks around wearing Zii's shirt is the icing on the cake.



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« Reply #2478 on: July 28, 2010, 11:16:06 pm »
"It's really me. This is really happening."

That's my favorite line. I love those "yes, you're fucked, it's about to get worse, and no one else can know the truth behind how fucked this makes you" moments.

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« Reply #2479 on: July 28, 2010, 11:59:29 pm »
"It's really me. This is really happening."

That's my favorite line. I love those "yes, you're fucked, it's about to get worse, and no one else can know the truth behind how fucked this makes you" moments.

YES. I cheered so hard for zii. <3

God I love menage a 3

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Re: The Chat Thread
« Reply #2480 on: July 29, 2010, 12:12:08 am »
yep the " I just pumped the neighbours cat" expression on the kids face is priceless  ;D
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Re: The Chat Thread
« Reply #2481 on: July 29, 2010, 12:21:11 am »
I don't need to find you. I've already found you.

I just need to keep one eye on you at all times so I do not lose you.

And I have many eyes.

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Re: The Chat Thread
« Reply #2482 on: July 29, 2010, 12:24:35 am »
Aye Silver is just sitting over there>>>>>
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Re: The Chat Thread
« Reply #2483 on: July 29, 2010, 02:32:19 am »
Oo
I must escape!
Quickly I cast
LURK
And then
404
so you cant follow me!

A valiant effort.

Unfortunately, the Droopy Factor is in full effect.


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« Reply #2484 on: July 29, 2010, 10:55:09 am »
luckily it was negated by computer crash

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Re: The Chat Thread
« Reply #2485 on: July 29, 2010, 11:15:33 am »
But of course I could just use my outdoor skills and track him down.
What good is dreaming it if you don't actually do it?.

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Re: The Chat Thread
« Reply #2486 on: July 29, 2010, 05:16:05 pm »
Odd, I don't think your tracking skills can cover over 8+ countries and an ocean.
then again, I might be underestimating your abilities.  :-\

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Re: The Chat Thread
« Reply #2487 on: July 29, 2010, 11:03:27 pm »
Yes, fortunately for you I have not yet achieved omnipresence.

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« Reply #2488 on: July 30, 2010, 07:59:27 am »
Well lucky us!

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Re: The Chat Thread
« Reply #2489 on: July 30, 2010, 08:39:25 am »
you never know Silver I could be looking at you right now through a sniper scope(minus rifle of course)
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