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Re: The Chat Thread
« Reply #1920 on: January 05, 2010, 09:35:50 pm »
Well that's part of it. But there are further ambiguities to it as well.
You might like something more then something else but still like the first thing a whole lot.
You might act or try to think in the opposite manner of your preferences.
Your preferences might change as your body changes or your brain changes.
Preferences are each often a continuum of likes to dislikes that have many different factors and exceptions.
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Re: The Chat Thread
« Reply #1921 on: January 05, 2010, 09:55:33 pm »
Or you might like certain things only because you liked a certain person that had them, even though you wouldn't have thought twice about them (or even disliked them) before then.

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Re: The Chat Thread
« Reply #1922 on: January 06, 2010, 12:32:13 am »
Or you might only like the idea of something but not the thing it's self *LOL*

*meh* there's a lot of stereotypes out there for many different people with preferences, jobs, and physical attributes.

Gay men are stereotyped as being pansies who all talk with a similar nasal quality to their voice and wear pink a lot.
Lesbians are stereotyped as butch, man haters who cut their hair short.
Blonds are stereotyped as airheads focused on their looks and ditsy ways
men with glasses = nerds who don't play sports, can't get laid and suffer from various medical issues
women with glasses = educated and career driven
used car salesmen = untrustworthy, devious and shonky
hippies = tree hugging, pot heads who run around nude spreading STDs, surfing and living on welfare
blacks = gangsters who'll sell you drugs, steal and murder you if they don't like your face.  Oh! and they call other blacks brothers or sisters, their girlfriend is their biatch and play loud rap in their pimp cars.
Arab = Extremist Muslim Terrorist, always with a first name of Mohammad, who constantly repeats the Koran wears a towel around his head, sports a large beard, shoots Jews on sight and plays flight-simulator in his spare time.
Asian = slanty eyed rice muncher who bows all the time, can't understand or speak English very well and looks like every other Asian.  And everyone of them is a martial arts master.
artists = hippies  :P

...Damn, we need a thread for this.  Stereotyping is fun.  ::) :P
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Re: The Chat Thread
« Reply #1923 on: January 06, 2010, 02:23:52 am »
then we have the nationality and continent stereotypes...

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« Reply #1924 on: January 06, 2010, 05:45:28 am »
Or you might only like the idea of something but not the thing it's self *LOL*

*meh* there's a lot of stereotypes out there for many different people with preferences, jobs, and physical attributes.

Gay men are stereotyped as being pansies who all talk with a similar nasal quality to their voice and wear pink a lot.
Lesbians are stereotyped as butch, man haters who cut their hair short.
Blonds are stereotyped as airheads focused on their looks and ditsy ways
men with glasses = nerds who don't play sports, can't get laid and suffer from various medical issues
women with glasses = educated and career driven
used car salesmen = untrustworthy, devious and shonky
hippies = tree hugging, pot heads who run around nude spreading STDs, surfing and living on welfare
blacks = gangsters who'll sell you drugs, steal and murder you if they don't like your face.  Oh! and they call other blacks brothers or sisters, their girlfriend is their biatch and play loud rap in their pimp cars.
Arab = Extremist Muslim Terrorist, always with a first name of Mohammad, who constantly repeats the Koran wears a towel around his head, sports a large beard, shoots Jews on sight and plays flight-simulator in his spare time.
Asian = slanty eyed rice muncher who bows all the time, can't understand or speak English very well and looks like every other Asian.  And everyone of them is a martial arts master.
artists = hippies  :P

...Damn, we need a thread for this.  Stereotyping is fun.  ::) :P
Don't forget that Asians can't drive and are great at math, lesbians are fat, angry, ugly and violent and that they drive trucks and have excess body hair, gay men are suicide-prone alcoholics and that blacks are lazy thieves with absentee fathers.
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Re: The Chat Thread
« Reply #1925 on: January 06, 2010, 01:46:24 pm »
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« Reply #1926 on: January 06, 2010, 01:53:58 pm »
Forumite = fast typing, internet addict who writes poor fanfic and poetry, gets excited when someone friends them on myspace or facebook and can apply an internet meme to almost any topic.  Usually jobless or slacking off on the job at the quik-e-mart to post.  :-*

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Wow! Do you have a video camera in my house Charles?   :P
Oh, yeah, and can I has cheeseburger?
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« Reply #1927 on: January 06, 2010, 01:55:06 pm »
Forumite = fast typing, internet addict who writes poor fanfic and poetry, gets excited when someone friends them on myspace or facebook and can apply an internet meme to almost any topic.  Usually jobless or slacking off on the job at the quik-e-mart to post.  :-*

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« Reply #1928 on: January 06, 2010, 02:40:55 pm »
Chuck Norris doesn't need stereotypes. He can tell everything about you by the smell of you crapping your pants as he shows up.
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Re: The Chat Thread
« Reply #1929 on: January 06, 2010, 02:47:12 pm »
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Re: The Chat Thread
« Reply #1930 on: January 06, 2010, 04:35:31 pm »
ED: You see a well groomed garden. In the middle, on a small hill, you
see a gazebo.
ERIC: A gazebo? What color is it?
ED: (Pause) It's white, Eric.
ERIC: How far away is it?
ED: About 50 yards.
ERIC: How big is it?
ED: (Pause) It's about 30 ft across, 15 ft high, with a pointed top.
ERIC: I use my sword to detect good on it.
ED: It's not good, Eric. It's a gazebo.
ERIC: (Pause) I call out to it.
ED: It won't answer. It's a gazebo.
ERIC: (Pause) I sheathe my sword and draw my bow and arrows. Does it
respond in any way?
ED: No, Eric, it's a gazebo!
ERIC: I shoot it with my bow (roll to hit). What happened?
ED: There is now a gazebo with an arrow sticking out of it.
ERIC: (Pause) Wasn't it wounded?
ED: OF COURSE NOT, ERIC! IT'S A GAZEBO!
ERIC: (Whimper) But that was a +3 arrow!
ED: It's a gazebo, Eric, a GAZEBO! If you really want to try to
destroy it, you could try to chop it with an axe, I suppose, or you
could try to burn it, but I don't know why anybody would even try.
It's a @#$%!! gazebo!
ERIC: (Long pause. He has no axe or fire spells.) I run away.
ED: (Thoroughly frustrated) It's too late. You've awakened the gazebo.
It catches you and eats you.
ERIC: (Reaching for his dice) Maybe I'll roll up a fire-using mage so
I can avenge my Paladin.

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Re: The Chat Thread
« Reply #1931 on: January 06, 2010, 05:28:46 pm »
I saw that originally on the Giant in the Playgrounds forums a while back. Still hilarious :P
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« Reply #1932 on: January 07, 2010, 11:57:39 am »
Forumite = fast typing, internet addict who writes poor fanfic and poetry, gets excited when someone friends them on myspace or facebook and can apply an internet meme to almost any topic.  Usually jobless or slacking off on the job at the quik-e-mart to post.  :-*

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To compensate for their massive hotness, of course.

I was born in a freezing cold climate in the middle of winter. ;P
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« Reply #1933 on: January 07, 2010, 01:11:41 pm »
West Vargina isn't on there? and they have the worst reputation for incest in the nation. I guess you just go to Vargina when it's time to get married?
My state almost had gay marriage legalized, but then we've got this thing called "Western Oregon" and they're all red-necks there.   :(
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Re: The Chat Thread
« Reply #1934 on: January 07, 2010, 02:13:31 pm »
I'm adding a new resolution:

Don't waste so much time debating on christian websites.

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« Reply #1935 on: January 07, 2010, 02:30:33 pm »

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« Reply #1936 on: January 07, 2010, 02:48:46 pm »
It's funny because it's true!
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Re: The Chat Thread
« Reply #1937 on: January 07, 2010, 04:11:23 pm »
I assure you, if there was someone waiting for me in bed, I would be nowhere near the internet.

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« Reply #1938 on: January 07, 2010, 04:34:23 pm »
It's true for me because all I do in be is sleeping. And/or fighting with my boyfriend.  :-\
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Re: The Chat Thread
« Reply #1939 on: January 07, 2010, 05:25:18 pm »
Well, obviously I would have a much more alluring bedmate, if I did indeed have one.

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« Reply #1940 on: January 07, 2010, 05:26:37 pm »
My bedmates (plural) are just about the most alluring bedmates ever.

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Re: The Chat Thread
« Reply #1941 on: January 07, 2010, 06:37:02 pm »
New England has legalised same sex marriage???

Isn't that the area where they were so heavily christian that they were still burning free thinking women at the stake when a child died of some sickness 'cos they thought she was a witch?

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« Reply #1942 on: January 07, 2010, 06:48:34 pm »
New England has legalised same sex marriage???

Isn't that the area where they were so heavily christian that they were still burning free thinking women at the stake when a child died of some sickness 'cos they thought she was a witch?

@Akashayi: Yes but you're on the internet even when you're in bed *LOL*

That's very true. ._.

My dad got a laptop recently, and when I was visiting just a week ago, I noticed he sleeps the exact same way I do. With a laptop and a cat. Guess it runs in the blood.

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Re: The Chat Thread
« Reply #1943 on: January 07, 2010, 07:13:03 pm »
I managed to sleep all night in that dining chair at the computer last night  :'(

Should get that overbed laptop table back out and start interrornetting in bed again, but then I loose the second laptop.
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Re: The Chat Thread
« Reply #1944 on: January 08, 2010, 01:17:40 am »
You are snowed in, The power is out, you have no lights,no heating and the temperature is so low polar bears are starting to scavenge in your bin, so when you think it cant get any worse you get out your wind up Tv and then you see IT.............THAT DAM POLKA!! will the madness ever STOP!! just when it was out of my head it creeps back in!!
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« Reply #1945 on: January 08, 2010, 02:41:40 am »
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« Reply #1946 on: January 08, 2010, 06:48:40 am »
I am NOT watching that! >:(

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« Reply #1947 on: January 08, 2010, 09:45:21 am »
Polka huh? I can honestly say I have never in my life been that bored.
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Re: The Chat Thread
« Reply #1948 on: January 08, 2010, 10:18:44 am »
*lol* it annoys the vast majority of people but the honest truth is I could listen to that all day in some headphones while doing something else.  It just sort of fades away in your head like white-noise but somehow you feel quite upbeat listening to it.
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« Reply #1949 on: January 08, 2010, 11:06:34 am »
Well you know what they say about those Germans! They're always so upbeat!

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