I got an I-pod nano
a new monitor
and an ass-kicking on Christmas eve.
OMG No. Really? I'm assuming your dad or other male "caregiver"?
I'll nail his fucking ass to the wall.
with nails.
Though my dad is an asshole and a moron hes never beat me up.
No, its was just some drunk guys that were looking for trouble/tail. This is how it went, after a day helping gather some stuff up for Christmas dinner my dad stops at the bar down town to meet with a few friends. I knew he would be at least an hour, he likes to talk, he really likes to talk. Now its kinda late and I'm just hanging down on the bridge looking over at the water, doing nothing, when two guys both buzzed if not a little more come from across the street. I didn't think about it at first, not until one shouted out, "Hey babe, need some company?" I looked over and just ignored them. I thought they would just go away, but no, as they came down the street it became apparent they weren't just going to go away. I was trying to think of something to say when one of them put his hand on my shoulder with a line like "How about I unwrap you under the Christmas tree?" Now that I think about it, there were much better things I could of said, but instead I went with, "You're not my type." Thats when the two of them probably realized I wasn't a girl. The two of them half yelled something like 'nasty faggot' and something else. After they left I thought that was the end of it, but no, they came back with another guy and then there was a fight. I did not throw the first punch, I can say that much. Half the time I was just trying not to get hit. Well after they really started to beat me up, my dad along with 3 of his mason friends who were all ex-marines came out. It ended with them running away and me with a few bruises and a split lip. Not bad for 3 on 1. So yeah, exciting Christmas.