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Oddball · « **Reply #30 on:** March 19, 2009, 10:17:12 am »

if its food Ill eat it.....as long as its not Mushrooms they are evil looking fuckers and must die!

and i do have all 4 series of MPFC on my shelves

Admiral Apocolypto · « **Reply #31 on:** March 19, 2009, 11:39:32 am »

Ah, another MP fan, eh? Then I'll ask you this question and see if you answer correctly.

What is the best Monty Python film?

Oddball · « **Reply #32 on:** March 19, 2009, 11:41:05 am »

ah now for me it has to be the Holy Grail but not the meaning of life and i have three out of the four films they have made.

Admiral Apocolypto · « **Reply #33 on:** March 19, 2009, 11:50:39 am »

Damn. That's wrong. The correct answer (which so few get) is Life of Brian.

RoninAngel · « **Reply #34 on:** March 19, 2009, 12:12:34 pm »

But life of brian ends so sadly.

I like the Meaning of Life!
It has all the best songs! "Every sperm is Sacred" is made of asomesause!

Admiral Apocolypto · « **Reply #35 on:** March 19, 2009, 12:44:28 pm »

Quote from: RoninAngel on March 19, 2009, 12:12:34 pm

But life of brian ends so sadly.

Not if you remember to always look on the bright side of death!

RoninAngel · « **Reply #36 on:** March 19, 2009, 01:00:26 pm »

Oh, but does it contain the words "Bloody Catholics, filling up the Bloody world with Bloody people they can't aford to Bloody feed." That line is comic GOLD! GOLD I TELLS YOU!

UmberIsSexy · « **Reply #37 on:** March 19, 2009, 02:10:31 pm »

I'm going to heartily agree with Sieck that Life of Brian is The Best MP film. I could easily see a case being made for Meaning of Life or Holy Grail, though I would still disagree. I don't think I know what the other one is...

I just love the combination of history, theology, ridiculous humor, and scathing satire. Holy Grail's got the period aspect, but doesn't have christianity as its main target.

The way they use the character of Brian too just speaks volumes of truth about all kinds of shit. But mostly I like it for the silly lines. "I've been here five years, they only turned me right-side-up last week!"

"spare a talent for an ex-leper sir?" bwahahahaha!

Quote

X-leper Alms for an ex-leper. Bloody donkey owners. All the same aren't they.
   Never have any change. Oh, here's a touch.
--------[Brian and his mum walk along the street.]
   Spare a talent for an old ex-leper.
MC   Buzz off.
X-leper [Still following] Spare a talent for an old ex-leper.
MC   A talent? That's more than he earns in a month.
X-leper Half a talent then.
MC   Now go away.
X-leper Come on, bignose. Let's haggle.
Brian   What?
X-leper All right. Cut the haggling . Say you open at one sheckle, I start
   at two thousand, we close about eighteen hundred.
Brian   No.
X-leper Seventeen-fifty?
MC   Go away.
X-leper Seventeen-fourty.
MC   Look. Will you leave him alone.
X-leper All right... two sheckles. Just two. Isn't this fun, eh?
MC   Look. He's not giving you any money, so piss off.
X-leper All right, sir. My final offer: Half a sheckle for an old ex-leper.
Brian   Did you say EX-leper?
X-leper That's right, sir. 16 years behind the bell, and proud of it, sir.
Brian   Well what happened?
X-leper Oh, cured sir.
Brian   Cured?
X-leper Yes, a bloody miracle sir, God bless you.
Brian   Well who cured you?
X-leper Jesus did, sir. I was hopping along, minding my own business. All of
   a sudden, up he comes, cures me. One minute I'm a leper with a trade,
   next minute my livlehood's gone, not so much as a buy your leave...
   You're cured, mate. Bloody do-gooder.
Brian   Well why don't you go and tell him that you want to be a leper again.
X-leper Ah, I could do that, sir. Yeah, yeah. I could do that I suppose. What
   I was thinking was I was going to ask him if he could make me a bit
   lame in one leg during the middle of the week. Y'know, something
   beggable, but not leprosy, which is a pain in the arse to be blunt,
   excuse my french sir, but...
MC   Brian. Come and clean your room out.
Brian   There you are.
X-leper Thank you, sir, thank... Half a dinari for me bloody life story?
Brian   There's no pleasing some people.
X-leper That's just what Jesus said, sir.

D Archangel · « **Reply #38 on:** March 19, 2009, 06:52:11 pm »

Woo. Monty.

Smiles · « **Reply #39 on:** March 19, 2009, 09:21:46 pm »

lol this sure is a totally random thread ^_^

Oddball · « **Reply #40 on:** March 20, 2009, 01:37:09 am »

nah im a knight who say Ni sort of bloke and i say it to old women when in search of a shrubery. remember THE BLACK KNIGHT ALWAYS TRIUMPHS!!

Admiral Apocolypto · « **Reply #41 on:** March 20, 2009, 02:12:02 am »

No he doesn't. Look at his flesh wounds!

D Archangel · « **Reply #42 on:** March 20, 2009, 05:30:55 am »

Psh. It was a draw.

Evil Kitten · « **Reply #43 on:** March 20, 2009, 05:38:53 am »

You have to remember. The Knight can bite your kneecaps, and the fact that they are no longer the Knights who say "Ni" they are now the Knights who say "Eki Eki Eki Kapang whoooopow!". Get it right. lol

My question is:

in the part where the "It" is said, and they say "that the Knights of Ni can not stand that word." Isn't that kind of redundant. Would the Knights that say Eki Eki Eki Kapang Whoooopow stand the word it?

yeah, that proves how much I do not have a life.....>.>

Oddball · « **Reply #44 on:** March 20, 2009, 09:41:41 am »

but answer me these questions three ere the other side he see!

What is your quest?

what is the arispeed velocity of a unladden swallow?

what is the capital of Assyria?

RoninAngel · « **Reply #45 on:** March 20, 2009, 09:52:36 am »

African or European?

Emp_Dragon · « **Reply #46 on:** March 20, 2009, 09:57:48 am »

Umm, is that a European or an African swallow?

EDIT: GAAH! I got ninja'd by a ronin! Freaking homeless samuraij everywhere...

Oddball · « **Reply #47 on:** March 20, 2009, 10:27:56 am »

is anyone going to tell me what the capital of Assyria is?

UmberIsSexy · « **Reply #48 on:** March 20, 2009, 10:41:39 am »

your mom? (oh god that's not some kind of horrible thing to say to a Scotsman is it? You're not going to hunt me down and slash my throat are you?)

Is a "Ronin" a type of swallow?

And in related news, I have been named a moderator. This is the happiest day of my life. I would like to thank Ian Murray Davidson. Possibly some other people, but mainly Ian Murray D.

RoninAngel · « **Reply #49 on:** March 20, 2009, 10:47:10 am »

Congradulations Umber! I know you can do it!

Oddball · « **Reply #50 on:** March 20, 2009, 11:19:08 am »

Ill let you off this time Umber....but just this once.

how did i get you the job of Mod? and stop calling me Murray!! lol

UmberIsSexy · « **Reply #51 on:** March 20, 2009, 02:48:52 pm »

phew...honestly, I would not like to have my throat slashed in the night by a scotsman. I mean, they're so hairy, and then there's the kilt to deal with...

I'm just kidding man..I would love to visit your country, and all Scottish people I have met were wonderful, (though I couldn't understand a word they said, and they got all the girls because they were awesome and had awesome accents). They were all blokes, obviously. Never met a scottish girl I don't think.

Though I would imagine if I went to Scotland everyone would auto-hate me because I'm american.

I was inspired by this image:

It's very inspiring.

Admiral Apocolypto · « **Reply #52 on:** March 20, 2009, 03:09:59 pm »

Quote from: Oddball on March 20, 2009, 10:27:56 am

is anyone going to tell me what the capital of Assyria is?

It's Assur. Learn to wiki ^_^

CrystalDragonSpaceMarine · « **Reply #53 on:** March 20, 2009, 11:33:59 pm »

Changed back to my old sexy avatar so Ronin Angel can recognize me.

Admiral Apocolypto · « **Reply #54 on:** March 20, 2009, 11:42:09 pm »

Please don't do that.

CrystalDragonSpaceMarine · « **Reply #55 on:** March 20, 2009, 11:43:01 pm »

Do what? Have a sexy avatar?

Oddball · « **Reply #56 on:** March 21, 2009, 01:51:59 am »

Well Umber glad to be of some service to you and dont worry i love Americans even though i cant eat a whole one on my own.

and certainly made that badge pround last night.

Smiles · « **Reply #57 on:** March 21, 2009, 02:34:59 am »

well ill miss you guys for the next two days.:/ i'm going away for the weekend.

$:-\$

Admiral Apocolypto · « **Reply #58 on:** March 21, 2009, 12:07:14 pm »

Quote from: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on March 20, 2009, 11:43:01 pm

Do what? Have a sexy avatar?

The girl in your avatar looks like she's 6. Sexy avatars are one thing, avatars with the Pedobear Seal of Approval are quite another.

CrystalDragonSpaceMarine · « **Reply #59 on:** March 21, 2009, 12:44:02 pm »

Quote from: Admiral Apocolypto on March 21, 2009, 12:07:14 pm

Quote from: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on March 20, 2009, 11:43:01 pm
Do what? Have a sexy avatar?
The girl in your avatar looks like she's 6. Sexy avatars are one thing, avatars with the Pedobear Seal of Approval are quite another.

You're not tempted by the loli, are you, Admiral?

I'll have you know she is fully 14!

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