This is awesome!
He also caught me on bad spelling.
User: So, had any sex recently?
Cleverbot: I'm having one right now.
User: Oh my... Is it a guy or a girl?
Cleverbot: Girl?
User: Cool, so you're a guy or a lesbian?
Cleverbot: Damn I just ruined it D.
User: Aw don't feel bad about it.
Cleverbot: I don't feel bad about it.
User: Well why did you say you ruined it then?
Cleverbot: I didn't you did.
User: No I didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: How rude!
Cleverbot: I'm agreeing with you!
User: No you aren't, your being a bitch.
Cleverbot: You are is YOU'RE, and you are a bad speller.
User: So? I'm foreign I'm allowed to spell bad!
Cleverbot: Pay it then.
User: Tsk.. Whatever! I've had it with you.
Cleverbot: Don't say that to me.
User: I can say whatever I want!
Cleverbot: No you can't.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because you're a bot.
User: No actually you are.
Cleverbot: Do you want to go in a green feild like a good llama?
User: Feild is spelled field... Who's a bad speller now?
Cleverbot: Nobody! You are just being stupid.
User: No I'm being dutch.
Cleverbot: And mysterious?
User: Always.
It also knows other languages like Dutch, French and German. Frisian was a problem
User: Hallo, alles goed?
Cleverbot: Ja hoor, met jou?
User: Heel goed.
Cleverbot: Mooi.
User: Tu parle francais?
Cleverbot: As ton avis débile.
User: Cést nest pas bien.
Cleverbot: Oui.
User: Non, quelle age a tu?
Cleverbot: J'ai 19 anset toi?
User: Moi je suis 27.
Cleverbot: Un bresilien français qui vit à Paris, c'est ça?
User: Sprechen sie auch deutsch?
Cleverbot: Nine i'm not very good.
User: Warum nicht?
Cleverbot: Du bist ein komischer Computer.
User: Danke, du auch.
Cleverbot: Nein ich nicht.
User: Kest ek frysk?
Cleverbot: Is that french or something?
User: Ik sis frysk, fan fryslÂn.
Cleverbot: I speak fluent french.