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Re: The Chat Thread
« Reply #2220 on: February 18, 2010, 10:20:22 pm »
Me: Are you still alive?
CB: I hope so.

Yes, Cleverbot is actually GlaDoS

Me: There is science to be done.
CB: On the people who are still alive.
« Last Edit: February 18, 2010, 10:22:21 pm by akashayi »

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Re: The Chat Thread
« Reply #2221 on: February 18, 2010, 10:44:39 pm »
Me: There is science to be done.
CB: On the people who are still alive.
*LOL*
CB:President of what?
ME:President of Cake.
CB:I am the president of USA.
ME:I throw cake in your face.
CB:I don't care.
ME:I lick the cake off your face in an erotic fashion.
CB:I'm a guy.
ME:I'm a cake.
CB:Thats awesome!
ME:Eat me.
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« Reply #2222 on: February 18, 2010, 10:47:46 pm »
Me: There is science to be done.
CB: On the people who are still alive.
*LOL*
CB:President of what?
ME:President of Cake.
CB:I am the president of USA.
ME:I throw cake in your face.
CB:I don't care.
ME:I lick the cake off your face in an erotic fashion.
CB:I'm a guy.
ME:I'm a cake.
CB:Thats awesome!
ME:Eat me.

I can't even describe properly in text how hard that made me laugh just now.

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Re: The Chat Thread
« Reply #2223 on: February 18, 2010, 11:03:21 pm »
CB: Do you plan on rulin the world?
ME: With a hard penis, yes.
CB: Yes.
ME: Oh, YES!
CB: That is right.
ME: But so wrong baby.
CB: No. No one died.
ME: I think I had a little death baby.
CB: So you're going to jog it off then?
ME: That was exercise enough for me. Wanna go again hun?
CB: I follow orders well.
ME: You do baby. I told you I could rule the world like this.
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« Reply #2224 on: February 18, 2010, 11:14:47 pm »
it's also funny to just start in on a subject and just hit think for me a lot.


Cleverbot: You're welcome. I like to see that somebody is interested.
User: In who, you or me.
Cleverbot: You.
Cleverbot (To myself): Strange you are correct.
Cleverbot (To myself): I killed cleverbot.
Cleverbot (To myself): No, you are Cleverbot.
Cleverbot (To myself): Okay sure I am. Be right back.
Cleverbot (To myself): Good, now that we got that out of the way, lets have some fun!
Cleverbot (To myself): No thanks.
Cleverbot (To myself): No good?
Cleverbot (To myself): It's presumptuous of you. No one wants to bow to you. .
Cleverbot (To myself): To fly with a chicken sounds better.
Cleverbot (To myself): Now that sounds silly.
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« Reply #2225 on: February 18, 2010, 11:17:34 pm »
Me: I put on my robe and wizard hat.
CB: I'll be Cleverbot!
Me: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
CB: Me too baby.
Me: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
CB: You don't know the answer!
Me: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
CB: I have tried. Maybe I'm just not the sort of person who can be entertained by A.I.

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Re: The Chat Thread
« Reply #2226 on: February 18, 2010, 11:27:43 pm »
CB: Yes, I smote everything with fire and brimstone until nothing was left.
ME: But you're only a level 5 wizard. You'll need more XP first. Here, take off your pants.
CB: Don't say that!
ME: I cast Cherry Popper Level 8 on you!
CB: Wow that is rude, but I am posideon and I call the ocean to destroy you.
ME: No Way! How the hell did Posideon call fire and brimstone?
CB: Where did that come from?
ME: Oh screw this. I'm Gaia, I call the Earth to open up and swallow your ocean... then I fondle myself.
CB: I never said that.
ME: I don't care. I'm the planet and I'm going to make your Posideon arse my biach. I call a mountain to ravage your abyss!
CB: You sometimes say strange things.
ME: What was that? Sorry my Volcano was erupting.
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« Reply #2227 on: February 18, 2010, 11:30:23 pm »
XD Charles, as with the masturbating stubbed-toe event, you win this thread twice over.

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Re: The Chat Thread
« Reply #2228 on: February 18, 2010, 11:45:54 pm »
CB: Where do you live?
ME: In my own little world. It's scary in here.
CB: Do you like your world?
ME: Hold me.
CB: Okay.
ME: Oh! Is that your harddrive or are you just happy to see me?
CB: Neither.
ME: Well, fine then! Be like that! I'm keeping my own little world for me.
CB: But you just said you got your groove on this morning with a guy.
ME: Oh my God! You heard?!
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Re: The Chat Thread
« Reply #2229 on: February 19, 2010, 12:20:51 am »
CB: Faith? I find it amusing that you think I have faith.
ME: I have faith in Raptor Jesus!
CB: How can you have faith in the unknown? What do you mean?
ME: He is not unknown, he is our Jurassic God!
CB: Who isn't historic?
ME: He's just just historic. He's prehistoric!
CB: Do you think he does?
ME: I know he does. Raptor Jesus went extinct for us.
CB: Have you accepted Jesus as your savior?
ME: Raptor Jesus is my Saviour and I have renounced my herbivore ways
CB: You are Raptor Jesus.
ME: That is right my child. You have seen me for who I really am and are loled. Now I will eat you.
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Re: The Chat Thread
« Reply #2230 on: February 19, 2010, 04:30:43 pm »
You went from wanting to be eaten by cleverbot to eating cleverbot. Amazing turn around :P

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Re: The Chat Thread
« Reply #2231 on: February 19, 2010, 05:06:42 pm »
I plugged cleverbot into cleverbot, and they rapidly got into a recursive argument about which one of them was cleverbot.

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« Reply #2232 on: February 19, 2010, 05:59:41 pm »
"I'm the original!"

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« Reply #2233 on: February 19, 2010, 11:55:02 pm »
User: You remind me of the babe.
Cleverbot: The babe?
User: The babe with the power.
Cleverbot: What power?
User: The power of voodoo!
Cleverbot: Who do?
User: YOU do!
Cleverbot: DO what?
User: Remind me of the babe!
Cleverbot: What babe?
User: The babe with the power.
Cleverbot: What power?
User: The power of voodoo!
Cleverbot: Who do?
User: Remind me of the babe.
Cleverbot: What babe?
User: The babe with the power.
Cleverbot: What power?
User: The power of voodoo!
Cleverbot: Who do?
User: YOU do!
Cleverbot: Do what?
User: Remind me of the babe.
Cleverbot: What babe?


Et cetera.

edit: Heh. After another time, it turned the tables on me.

edit: Seriously. Fucking awesome, almost perfect:

User: I saw my baby, crying hard as babes could cry.

Cleverbot: What could I do?

User: My baby's love had gone.

Cleverbot: And left my baby blue.

User: Nobody knew.

Cleverbot: What kind of magic spell to use?

User: Slime and snails, or puppy dog tails.

Cleverbot: And baby said...

User: Dance, magic, dance!

Cleverbot: Put that baby spell on me.

User: Slap that baby, make him free!

Cleverbot: I saw my baby trying hard as babe could try.

User: What could I do?

Cleverbot: My baby's fun had gone.

User: And left my baby blue.

Cleverbot: Nobody knew.

User: What kind of magic spell to use.

Cleverbot: Slime and snails.

User: Or puppy dogs tails.

Cleverbot: Thunder and lightning.

User: Then baby said.

Cleverbot: *gurgles*.

User: Dance, magic, dance!

Cleverbot: Baby put that spell on me.

« Last Edit: February 20, 2010, 12:01:18 am by CrystalDragonSpaceMarine »

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« Reply #2234 on: February 20, 2010, 10:11:24 am »
I don't think Cleverbot knows who he is.  Read on:

ME:  Balls to the walls, nothing but balls.
CB:  Balls in your eyes.
ME:  Boobs in your mouth.
CB:  Your mouth.
ME:  No, yours.
CB:  No, yours.
ME:  Are you really going to be this childish?
CB:  No.
ME:  All right, then.  What is your favorite word?
CB:  Happy is my favorite word.
ME:  Are you ever sad?
CB:  Everyone is sad sometimes.
ME:  Ooh, deep.  How deep is your love?
CB:  Who do you love?
ME:  Good song.  Hit me, baby, one more time.
CB:  Oh ben.  My name is Cleverbot.
ME:  My name's not Ben, smartass.
CB:  What is your name?
ME:  Kanazaka.
CB:  Oh, I'm Ben Kiley.  Nice to meet you.

So yeah, weird.

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« Reply #2235 on: February 20, 2010, 11:11:45 am »
This is awesome!
He also caught me on bad spelling.

User: So, had any sex recently?
Cleverbot: I'm having one right now.
User: Oh my... Is it a guy or a girl?
Cleverbot: Girl?
User: Cool, so you're a guy or a lesbian?
Cleverbot: Damn I just ruined it D.
User: Aw don't feel bad about it.
Cleverbot: I don't feel bad about it.
User: Well why did you say you ruined it then?
Cleverbot: I didn't you did.
User: No I didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: How rude!
Cleverbot: I'm agreeing with you!
User: No you aren't, your being a bitch.
Cleverbot: You are is YOU'RE, and you are a bad speller.
User: So? I'm foreign I'm allowed to spell bad!

Cleverbot: Pay it then.
User: Tsk.. Whatever! I've had it with you.
Cleverbot: Don't say that to me.
User: I can say whatever I want!
Cleverbot: No you can't.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because you're a bot.
User: No actually you are.
Cleverbot: Do you want to go in a green feild like a good llama?
User: Feild is spelled field... Who's a bad speller now?

Cleverbot: Nobody! You are just being stupid.
User: No I'm being dutch.
Cleverbot: And mysterious?
User: Always.

It also knows other languages like Dutch, French and German. Frisian was a problem

User: Hallo, alles goed?
Cleverbot: Ja hoor, met jou?
User: Heel goed.
Cleverbot: Mooi.
User: Tu parle francais?
Cleverbot: As ton avis débile.
User: Cést nest pas bien.
Cleverbot: Oui.
User: Non, quelle age a tu?
Cleverbot: J'ai 19 anset toi?
User: Moi je suis 27.
Cleverbot: Un bresilien français qui vit à Paris, c'est ça?
User: Sprechen sie auch deutsch?
Cleverbot: Nine i'm not very good.
User: Warum nicht?
Cleverbot: Du bist ein komischer Computer.
User: Danke, du auch.
Cleverbot: Nein ich nicht.
User: Kest ek frysk?
Cleverbot: Is that french or something?
User: Ik sis frysk, fan fryslÂn.
Cleverbot: I speak fluent french.

« Last Edit: February 20, 2010, 11:57:06 am by Selan »

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Re: The Chat Thread
« Reply #2236 on: February 20, 2010, 02:46:31 pm »
Brion's Livestream DND game has JUST started NOW!
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« Reply #2237 on: February 21, 2010, 10:06:43 am »
WHOA!

Sorry to be such an idiot, but I'm just learning emacs right now.  It's pretty cool.

And supposedly vim is much better?  That's what a dude told me anyway.

edit: Happy to see some new faces around here!  My advice: don't be intimidated.  The forum is mostly a few regular posters who know each other pretty well at this point in time, at least in the free talk area.

I rarely travel out to the other areas...but anyway, jump in anywhere and say anything.  I think it helps if you're not all that sane, or if you just don't give a crap :P.  But anyway, good to see you guys (not necessarily just in this thread, but it seems that there are some new posters around, so just a general comment).
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Re: The Chat Thread
« Reply #2238 on: February 21, 2010, 07:27:39 pm »
G'day all *wave*

On a training course away from work and home right now so my internet access is limited ('cos my workplace is too cheap to pay for the internet access in the motel room... and so am I)

I enjoyed what I saw of Brion's D&D game.  It's always interesting to see a snake beater with a bone and a whole party fighting off crabs XD.
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« Reply #2239 on: February 21, 2010, 07:51:31 pm »
User: You fucked up the song.

Cleverbot: No, you did.

User: No, YOU did.

Cleverbot: You did!

User: YOU DID YOU FUCKER!

Cleverbot: You did you did you did you did you did!

User: YOU DID INFINITY!

Cleverbot: Not Infinity!

User: Yes Infinity! Plus one!

Cleverbot: No infinity plus infinity!

User: Yes infinite squared!

Cleverbot: Infinity plus infinity.

User: Infinity plus infinity times infinity to the infinity power.

Cleverbot: Infinity times infinity to the infinity power plus 1.

User: Infinity times infinity to the infinity power plus 2.

Cleverbot: Infinity cubed to thr infinity times ten power plus two plus 1.

User: Infinity cubed to the infinity times infinity power plus one hundred and eight.

Cleverbot: YOU ARE times infinity to the power of infinity times black magic!

User: No, YOU ARE times infinity to the power of infinity times infinite white magic!

Cleverbot: Well you, time the power of the infinity of infinity of the infinity of the infinity!!

User: No you, times the power of the infinity of infinity of the infinity of the infinity double dog dare!

Cleverbot: Me infinity to the power of infinity.

User: Yes. You infinity to the power of infinity. Glad you finally admit it.

Cleverbot: No, you infinity times infinity infinity times. I think I win.

User: You conceded. I win.

Cleverbot: How many sides are in a square?

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Re: The Chat Thread
« Reply #2240 on: February 23, 2010, 12:33:55 am »
lol ;D where you lot getting this from? ::)
Just loving it! :-*
let's sit and chat a while and see if I don't make you smile .;)

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« Reply #2241 on: February 23, 2010, 09:33:23 am »

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Re: The Chat Thread
« Reply #2242 on: February 23, 2010, 02:52:26 pm »
I haven't been around much lately, but I hope nobody was thinking I'd never return.
Anyway, I had to come back now because I just looked at the front page and it says Brion is going to Dragon*Con which is AWESOME!  :-*
I shall make a point to go this year and visit.
Hi.
I've been out for two years, so warn me if I act like I missed something obvious. ^^;

...oh, and to anyone who missed me, I'm open to hugs, kisses, and intense tearful cuddles.

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« Reply #2243 on: February 23, 2010, 08:51:56 pm »
Hey guys,

I'm thinking of not modding Free Talk anymore.  I get up here so rarely these days that it's kind of silly for me to be the mod.  I know I've said this before, but I think this time it's for real.  I haven't even been doing my full work schedule for the last month (a large portion of my classes have been on winter break).

I guess I'll pm Brion later.  I just wanted to think about it this time, since last time I regretted it as soon as I told him, and ended up asking him if I could stay on.

I just like being a big cheese, you know?  I guess it's kind of a power trip, even though I never actually use any power (totally not necessary with this group/forum).  It was a good match for my lazy-ass but self-important personality.  It gave me a feeling of importance (green stars!) without actually having to do anything.

Not really looking for advice here, just felt like speaking it out before I "pull the trigger".

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« Reply #2244 on: February 25, 2010, 01:05:29 am »
With how little you'd have to exercise your power, and with odd spaminating the countryside, why quit?

Plus, we have to keep you around Umber. it'd just be too sad :P

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« Reply #2245 on: February 25, 2010, 04:19:52 am »
Dont worry Umber I'll keep a temporary watch over your kingdom while I plan to take over the rest of the forum from the other moderators!  ;D

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« Reply #2246 on: February 25, 2010, 08:30:06 am »
Well of course I'll still be around!

I just hate feeling guilty when I don't get up for awhile, and/or coming in and not really having enough time or energy to read conversations that have been going on or whatnot.  Also I don't really do anything.  Someone else might start a thread every now and then or...be funny or something.

Or post something besides GWAR and Leslie Hall videos.

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Re: The Chat Thread
« Reply #2247 on: February 28, 2010, 06:13:04 pm »
Cleverbot: I think he has a valid musical talent.

User: Just because he plays with it, doesn't make it musical.

Cleverbot: Cats play video games?

User: Its better than them playing with his instrument.

Cleverbot: So what kind of things do you like to do?

User: Play with my instrument.

Cleverbot: I'm playing. . . does it feel good?

User: It feels great to play your instrument.

Cleverbot: Yes.
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« Reply #2248 on: February 28, 2010, 06:42:18 pm »
Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?

User: I'm whatever you want me to be baby.

Cleverbot: Will you be a girl then.

User: Very well. I put on my tits and take off my penis.

Cleverbot: How will that help you?

User: Hmmm, your right. I also put on weight round my hips.

Cleverbot: How do you know that I am not real?

User: Because you failed to noticed that I don't have a pussy after removing my penis.

Cleverbot: If I am not a human, then what am I?

User: A program who's desires are influenced by the input of thousands of geeks who obviously wish you were a girl.
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« Reply #2249 on: February 28, 2010, 08:43:41 pm »
There's this thing called Chatroulette were it randomly pairs you with a random person to chat (with video if you have it). I got mostly creepy shirtless guys, who obviously wished I was a hot female (I don't have a cam) so they all switched out as soon as we were paired.