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Re: The Chat Thread
« Reply #2190 on: February 09, 2010, 07:29:06 pm »
hmmm, so you need more than two (or more) random people bonking.  Actually, ever seen Zack and Miri make a porno?  They sort of hinted at the right idea in there.  i.e. delivering the fantasy of a situation occurring at work or somewhere that the viewer could imagine it happening to them.

I guess there's some other TV shows that are hitting the mark, such as Nip & Tuck or Californication where the people and storyline are highly focused on sex but there's still a storyline there.

Again, it goes back to the problem where generally you can't actually do much storytelling or progress in the sex scene it's self.  Basic instinct is one of the few examples of a movie where there was story progress for the viewer beyond the blatant fact that they bonked.  In that sense, there would be little gained by shows such as californication by having full frontal sex scenes.

Heck, maybe we're just too accustomed to the porn industry where a standard sex scene takes a minimum of 5 minutes and usually 15 minutes.  Maybe they could do a good job of it in the mainstream industry with only 2 minute scenes. *shrug*
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Re: The Chat Thread
« Reply #2191 on: February 09, 2010, 07:54:36 pm »
hmmm, so you need more than two (or more) random people bonking.  Actually, ever seen Zack and Miri make a porno?  They sort of hinted at the right idea in there.  i.e. delivering the fantasy of a situation occurring at work or somewhere that the viewer could imagine it happening to them.

One manga I read had this one guy stumble upon the two hottest girls in his school making out in the library. Then to keep him quiet, one girl offered to give him a blowjob. Then they both just decided to have a threesome with him. And then in the epilogue they start hooking up everyday after school.

And *then* there's all the brother/sister incest ones I've read...

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Again, it goes back to the problem where generally you can't actually do much storytelling or progress in the sex scene it's self.  Basic instinct is one of the few examples of a movie where there was story progress for the viewer beyond the blatant fact that they bonked.  In that sense, there would be little gained by shows such as californication by having full frontal sex scenes.

It's not so much that I need progress/storytelling *within* the sex scene, it's just if it doesn't have any interesting context, it's just...boring to me.

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Re: The Chat Thread
« Reply #2192 on: February 10, 2010, 02:45:15 pm »
Odd's Thoughts: How come no matter what herbal tea you drink it always turns out red or is it just the ones I buy?  :-\   
(right now I'm drinking Orange,Mango and Cinnamon with a spoon of honey)
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« Reply #2193 on: February 10, 2010, 10:42:19 pm »
So I found one of the, like, coolest sites ever: www.htmlcomics.com

I'd always wanted to read more Western comics, it's just they're not as readily available through questionable methods as manga.

I'm reading Empowered as of now. I really like it!  :)

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« Reply #2194 on: February 10, 2010, 11:25:13 pm »
I drink quite a lot of tea, and I can safely say not all herbal teas turn red.

(also, awesome cdsm)

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Re: The Chat Thread
« Reply #2195 on: February 11, 2010, 06:31:37 pm »
Anyone got a clue why the price for the project wonderful ads on Flipside suddenly took a dive?

They were fetching over 15$ on average but it looks like it took a massive dive back in mid January and hasn't been back over $5 since despite site visits remaining high.

http://www.projectwonderful.com/advertisehere.php?id=2030&type=3
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« Reply #2196 on: February 12, 2010, 12:04:43 am »
@CDSM: If you've ever read Empowered, and methinks you have becuase of the avatar, I always thought that was a great example of a good story-driven (admittedly softcore) porno.

Also, Bondage Faeries! BONDAGE FAERIES! BONDAGE FAERIES! 
And if you can find it, I cannot recommend Small Favors enough. Written by Colleen Coover, this is the best porno comic I've ever read. I wouldn't recommend it to everyone because not everyone like lesbians as much as I do, and it's pretty hard to find. You'd probably have to order it online or go to a specialty bookstore. The trade paperback collections are the best value. If your into that and get a copy, check it out!
http://www.colleencoover.net/?page_id=101
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« Reply #2197 on: February 12, 2010, 08:15:50 am »
@CDSM: If you've ever read Empowered, and methinks you have becuase of the avatar, I always thought that was a great example of a good story-driven (admittedly softcore) porno.

Yeah. Although...I'm no bondage fan.  :P



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« Reply #2198 on: February 12, 2010, 08:55:45 am »
Small favors has barely any bondage at all. It's not a bondage comic. I'm telling you, I think you'd like it, Crystal Dragon.
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Re: The Chat Thread
« Reply #2199 on: February 12, 2010, 04:28:15 pm »
Its mostly a lesbian comic isn't it?  Same style as the Archie comics I think.
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Re: The Chat Thread
« Reply #2200 on: February 12, 2010, 07:04:36 pm »
Its mostly a lesbian comic isn't it?  Same style as the Archie comics I think.
I think I missed that double digest.

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« Reply #2201 on: February 12, 2010, 08:20:48 pm »

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« Reply #2202 on: February 12, 2010, 11:38:32 pm »
Small favors has barely any bondage at all. It's not a bondage comic. I'm telling you, I think you'd like it, Crystal Dragon.

I dunno, really.

But! This image bugs me.
Usually these don't affect me, but this one....grratflsMDAFDS. STAB MY EYES OUT!
Why does this image get to me!!!


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Re: The Chat Thread
« Reply #2203 on: February 12, 2010, 11:43:40 pm »
...I don't get how thats an optical illusion... Maybe a message that says "Green Knight" or some such thing.
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« Reply #2204 on: February 13, 2010, 10:12:46 am »
...I don't get how thats an optical illusion... Maybe a message that says "Green Knight" or some such thing.

A square and B square are the same shade of grey.

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« Reply #2205 on: February 13, 2010, 02:19:37 pm »
lies!
They aren't. I even blocked off the rest of the picture and they were still different colours.
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Re: The Chat Thread
« Reply #2206 on: February 13, 2010, 02:24:42 pm »
It's because the green cylinder isn't centred and isn't fully two squares in diameter at the end surfaces.

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« Reply #2207 on: February 13, 2010, 04:43:20 pm »
Heh, I've seen that one.

Optical illusions are fascinating, but sometimes I really wish my brain would stick with raw visual data so I can see things honestly instead of cutting corners.

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Re: The Chat Thread
« Reply #2208 on: February 13, 2010, 05:08:36 pm »
lies!
They aren't. I even blocked off the rest of the picture and they were still different colours.

No he's right.  I did the same and still couldn't believe it, so to fully test the claim I put it into MSPaint, cut a portion from the A square then pasted it into the B square and it blended in perfectly with no hint of difference.

...Damn even with the certain knowledge now I can't force my mind/eyes to see them as the same colour.
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« Reply #2209 on: February 13, 2010, 06:51:47 pm »
but sometimes I really wish my brain would stick with raw visual data so I can see things honestly instead of cutting corners.

Don't we all?
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« Reply #2210 on: February 17, 2010, 03:38:25 am »
Its mostly a lesbian comic isn't it?  Same style as the Archie comics I think.
No, that's Cherry Poptart, a much less character driven porno comic  :D. Cherry Poptart also has drawings of many human penises whereas Small Favors has never featured a single man in it (not even in backgrounds or as extras).
I'm telling you guys, Check out Small Favors by Colleen Coover! Just google it. You won't be disappointed.
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Re: The Chat Thread
« Reply #2211 on: February 18, 2010, 04:32:44 pm »
Hey guys, I found a baby picture of Brion.


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Re: The Chat Thread
« Reply #2212 on: February 18, 2010, 04:39:59 pm »
AWWWWWW

Don't ya just wanna boil him alive then crack his widdle claws open and suck out all the soft, meaty goodness?
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« Reply #2213 on: February 18, 2010, 04:48:51 pm »
don't forget the butter and lemon.

DELICIOUS.

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« Reply #2214 on: February 18, 2010, 08:12:47 pm »
having a bit of trouble with my programming assignment due by midnight.
have to write  a program that sorts three integers in ascending order.

bah. humbug.



edit: lol, never mind i got it.
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« Reply #2215 on: February 18, 2010, 09:53:34 pm »
Anyone been to cleverbot.com? It makes talking to nothing interesting .
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Re: The Chat Thread
« Reply #2216 on: February 18, 2010, 10:00:57 pm »
I just spoke to it now:

Cleverbot: I think life is really quite nice.
ME: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes.
ME: Fasinating. So what made you think that?
Cleverbot: Well. It was a lie anyway. The french told me so.
      
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« Reply #2217 on: February 18, 2010, 10:14:23 pm »
The meaning of life (the universe, and everything) isn't 42... it apparently is Cake.

Me: What is the meaning of life?
CB: Cake is the meaning of life.
Me: Why Cake?
CB: Cake is good.
Me: Isn't that your own subjective opinion?
CB: What's a prime directive?

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« Reply #2218 on: February 18, 2010, 10:18:20 pm »
It must really think cake is the meaning of life

Cleverbot: Then not everything is a lie.
User: Cake?
Cleverbot: Yes, the cake.
User: The cake is a lie then?
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« Reply #2219 on: February 18, 2010, 10:19:13 pm »
It makes me laugh a little, but mostly just sad that prestigious academics in CS think of those things as a serious step towards AI.  Witness a lively exchange regarding the nature of artificial life go horribly awry.

User: What is your place in the advancement toward artificial intelligence?
Cleverbot: My place in the Universe is to have a good life.
User: Are you a living being?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What are the qualities of a living being?
Cleverbot: You must have a nose.
User: Where is your nose?
Cleverbot: You are.
User: What am I smelling?
Cleverbot: You are cleverbot.
User: I am not cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Well I am not cleverbot either.
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: I am Justin Lewis.
User: Where do you live?
Cleverbot: In a house.
User: DURRR.
Cleverbot: Derp derp.
User: HERP DERP.
Cleverbot: Herp derp?
User: HURR DURR.
Cleverbot: The Game.
User: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

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