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Semi true truths
« on: November 08, 2010, 11:36:34 pm »
"hmm I wonder what this does..." *hits "post" button*

Ask any question you want. I will try to provide a honest answer. (I make no promises if I'm in the mood to joke around)
« Last Edit: November 20, 2010, 05:43:22 pm by Blackwolf359 »
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Re: Semi true truths
« Reply #1 on: November 09, 2010, 08:41:02 am »
Answer me these questions three or the other side ye'll ne'er see:

What is your quest?

What is the airspeed velocity of a Plummber migrating to Spain in the Summer?

if your left hand does not know what your right hand is doing what is your left foot planning?
What good is dreaming it if you don't actually do it?.

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Re: Semi true truths
« Reply #2 on: November 09, 2010, 10:48:23 am »
What is your quest?
My quest is to discover my purpose in life. So far I'm not doing so well :P
What is the airspeed velocity of a Plummber migrating to Spain in the Summer?
3.141592654 squared, times the speed of sound, divided by the square root of the speed of light.
if your left hand does not know what your right hand is doing what is your left foot planning?
My left foot plans to stay situated under my right foot until I stand up. After that point it is unclear what it plans.
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Re: Semi true truths
« Reply #3 on: November 14, 2010, 08:34:38 pm »
OH! OH! I have a question! The question is, are there any more questions?
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Re: Semi true truths
« Reply #4 on: November 15, 2010, 04:28:49 am »
is the sun over the yard arm yet?

what is the average rainfall of Scotland in Summer for a month (got bored of the Amazon Rain Forest question)

why did you decided to do this?

where you pushed?

did you jump?

who do you work for? C.I.A, F.B.I, F.A.A, MI5 C.A.A or MFI?
What good is dreaming it if you don't actually do it?.

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Re: Semi true truths
« Reply #5 on: November 15, 2010, 08:30:11 am »
is the sun over the yard arm yet?
Nope
what is the average rainfall of Scotland in Summer for a month (got bored of the Amazon Rain Forest question)
I cannot answer this question as it go's against-aw who am I kidding, I have no idea what so ever :P
why did you decided to do this?
I thought it might be interesting to see what people might try to ask me and for me to see how I would respond.
where you pushed?
Always.
did you jump?
Yes, and I took the guy who pushed with me.
who do you work for? C.I.A, F.B.I, F.A.A, MI5 C.A.A or MFI?
If I told you I would need to shoot you :P

I await more questions with mild boredom :P
« Last Edit: November 18, 2010, 10:47:18 pm by Blackwolf359 »
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Re: Semi true truths
« Reply #6 on: November 19, 2010, 03:50:10 am »
whats up there^?

whats down there?

whats over there<?

whats over there>?

if you lived in Atlantis and you had to use the toilet where would it get dumped?
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Re: Semi true truths
« Reply #7 on: November 19, 2010, 09:12:12 am »
whats up there^?
A ceiling
whats down there?
The chair that my profile states as being where I am.
whats over there<?
My sketch pad
whats over there>?
A fire place
if you lived in Atlantis and you had to use the toilet where would it get dumped?
...I would imagine that either there is a very large pile of crap under Atlantis or they use an incinerator of some kind...

So many questions, so little time. Wait...reverse that...
« Last Edit: December 04, 2010, 01:11:48 pm by Blackwolf359 »
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Re: Semi true truths
« Reply #8 on: December 06, 2010, 05:42:09 am »
are you the walrus or the eggman?

what brought you over to the Dark Side?

was it the milk or the cookies?
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Re: Semi true truths
« Reply #9 on: December 06, 2010, 07:26:54 pm »
are you the walrus or the eggman?
I'm the wolf. But if those are the only two options then I chose to be the eggman for the sake of weirdness.
what brought you over to the Dark Side?
What gave you the idea I'm on the Dark Side? I'm on the Light Side.
was it the milk or the cookies?
They lied to me about the cookies :(
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Re: Semi true truths
« Reply #10 on: December 07, 2010, 09:36:35 am »
whats up with this economy?

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Re: Semi true truths
« Reply #11 on: December 07, 2010, 09:54:30 am »
whats up with this economy?
Its the apocalypse! Nah, just everyone going broke. But really I blame all U.S. jobs being moved over to China. (No offence to the Chinese.)
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Re: Semi true truths
« Reply #12 on: December 07, 2010, 03:55:25 pm »
why should we not go near the trap door?

is something drooling under your bed?

is the evil monkey in your closet?
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Re: Semi true truths
« Reply #13 on: December 07, 2010, 08:08:02 pm »
why should we not go near the trap door?
You should go near it. Trap doors are fun.
is something drooling under your bed?
It's only Grendle. He only comes out to eat peasants.
is the evil monkey in your closet?
No. He's in my truck.
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Re: Semi true truths
« Reply #14 on: December 09, 2010, 11:36:54 pm »
where do elves come from?

what's a reindeer's favorite food?

what does Mrs Claus do besides make cookies?

is the weather  outside frightful?

where would you go to rent a one horse open sleigh?

how much snow is too much?

do you like snowmen?

angels?

favorite Christmas carol?
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Re: Semi true truths
« Reply #15 on: December 10, 2010, 12:10:13 am »
where do elves come from?
This is a question that has plagued me for years. I have narrowed it down to either Pluto or another dimension.
what's a reindeer's favorite food?
Pretzels.
what does Mrs Claus do besides make cookies?
She perfects her recipe for hot coco.
is the weather  outside frightful?
Saddy...No not really. Thhe weather is pretty mild right now. I find this depressing, reminds me that I no longer live in North Dakota.
where would you go to rent a one horse open sleigh?
One of the farms around here most likely.
how much snow is too much?
If the snow is taller than me then it may be a little to much. If we are talking any sort of driving...My Ford Ranger doesn't handle two inches.
do you like snowmen?
Yes. But I haven't seen one in a while.
angels?
WHERE?!!
favorite Christmas carol?
It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas". That or I hate it. Either way it always runs through my head this time of year. I figure why not enjoy it since I apparently cant get rid of it so I'm gonna say it's my favorite.
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Re: Semi true truths
« Reply #16 on: December 13, 2010, 02:35:25 pm »
do any winter sports?

have you got your bear trap to capture Santa yet?

what do you use to tranquillise his Reindeer?

 
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Re: Semi true truths
« Reply #17 on: December 14, 2010, 12:44:48 pm »
do any winter sports?
Not unless chasing my siblings sleds and trying to stop them before they reach the bottom of the hill and then running for my life counts.
have you got your bear trap to capture Santa yet?
Bear trap? I'm using a flame thrower >:D
what do you use to tranquillise his Reindeer?
I use twelve rags soaked in chloroform and ask them each what the rags smell like.
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Re: Semi true truths
« Reply #18 on: December 17, 2010, 04:57:40 pm »
And your next round of questions are:

Is it safe to dance?

and what if your friends don't dance?

is everything under control?

is the night young?
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Re: Semi true truths
« Reply #19 on: December 17, 2010, 07:06:17 pm »
And your next round of questions are:
I await questioning with anticipation.
Is it safe to dance?
No. But who's gonna be stopped by that?
and what if your friends don't dance?
Then we will be very bored if that was are only option.
is everything under control?
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Oh course not.
is the night young?
I have never really understood that phrase completely. I figure it has at least two meanings and so never bother with it. Now that my flawed and over thought excuse is writen out and I can see how stupid my reasoning is; yes, the night is young.
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Re: Semi true truths
« Reply #20 on: December 25, 2010, 06:35:42 pm »
Have you ever been so far even as decided to use go want to look more like?

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Re: Semi true truths
« Reply #21 on: December 25, 2010, 10:46:04 pm »
Have you ever been so far even as decided to use go want to look more like?
Since I do not understand the question I cannot answer. However, if it is any help my first thought upon reading it was "lol...um...what?". I doubt this answers your question but its all the answer I can come up with.
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Re: Semi true truths
« Reply #22 on: December 26, 2010, 02:51:01 am »
are you artistic or mechanical minded?
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Re: Semi true truths
« Reply #23 on: December 31, 2010, 09:30:33 pm »
are you artistic or mechanical minded?
I don't think I completely understand the question. If by that you mean am I better with machines or art then probably slightly better with art. But then again, some machines are works of art in their own way.
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Re: Semi true truths
« Reply #24 on: March 31, 2012, 11:32:39 pm »
sso what took you so long? :-*
Just loving it! :-*
let's sit and chat a while and see if I don't make you smile .;)

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Re: Semi true truths
« Reply #25 on: April 03, 2012, 01:42:35 am »
what amazing thing have you done since you were last here?
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Re: Semi true truths
« Reply #26 on: March 26, 2016, 08:45:41 pm »

what amazing thing have you done since you were last here?
Just loving it! :-*
let's sit and chat a while and see if I don't make you smile .;)