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Topic: Haiku Showdown (Read 48595 times)
akashayi
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Haiku Showdown
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on:
March 18, 2009, 09:51:42 pm »
Forum migration
will not deter the awesome
Haiku Showdown thread
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Pozf
Nymphomaniac!!
Posts: 14222
What is a man?
Re: Haiku Showdown
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Reply #1 on:
March 18, 2009, 09:55:56 pm »
Does it count if brain
Hurtyness prevents haikus
from making senseness?
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Admiral Apocolypto
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Re: Haiku Showdown
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Reply #2 on:
March 18, 2009, 09:56:33 pm »
The new haiku thread
Debuts spectacularly
On the new forum
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akashayi
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Re: Haiku Showdown
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Reply #3 on:
March 19, 2009, 02:01:12 am »
Insomnia Strikes
Half conscious, incoherent
I haunt your forum
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akashayi
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Re: Haiku Showdown
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Reply #4 on:
March 19, 2009, 03:06:40 am »
I have two kittens
Licking each other on my
cold and unused bed
Furry mass of love
Relaxing until one cat
Sneezed on the other
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Pozf
Nymphomaniac!!
Posts: 14222
What is a man?
Re: Haiku Showdown
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Reply #5 on:
March 19, 2009, 06:36:25 am »
Your last Haikus might
be misconstrued by people
with certain "fancies"
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akashayi
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Re: Haiku Showdown
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Reply #6 on:
March 19, 2009, 11:16:11 am »
Cute kittens
in no way resemble your
yiffing furry porn
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RoninAngel
Eternal Lover
Posts: 2896
Re: Haiku Showdown
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Reply #7 on:
March 19, 2009, 12:35:57 pm »
"Too much info" means
Someone said something you can't
Erase from your brain
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Last Edit: March 19, 2009, 12:47:05 pm by RoninAngel
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akashayi
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Re: Haiku Showdown
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Reply #8 on:
March 19, 2009, 12:40:46 pm »
Oh, Ronin Angel
The haiku format is strict
Check your syllables
Quick Reminder then,
It's three counted lines of verse,
five, seven and five.
That which has been seen
Can never then be unseen
The nets know this well.
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Last Edit: March 19, 2009, 12:43:40 pm by akashayi
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RoninAngel
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Posts: 2896
Re: Haiku Showdown
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Reply #9 on:
March 19, 2009, 12:45:01 pm »
Fixed.
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Pozf
Nymphomaniac!!
Posts: 14222
What is a man?
Re: Haiku Showdown
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Reply #10 on:
March 19, 2009, 12:47:25 pm »
hypocritical
are you "cute kittens" does not
give the needed five
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akashayi
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Re: Haiku Showdown
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Reply #11 on:
March 19, 2009, 12:50:48 pm »
how did that get through?
no sleep and no play makes for
a brain dead kashi
Cute kitten cuddles
in no way resemble your
yiffing furry porn
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Pozf
Nymphomaniac!!
Posts: 14222
What is a man?
Re: Haiku Showdown
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Reply #12 on:
March 19, 2009, 12:56:45 pm »
Much better sleepy
one must make sure to keep the
"Haiku" filter on
It was not my mind
that put your kittens actions
to that of the pr0ns
Could it possibly
be that you wished it be such?
psychology go!
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RoninAngel
Eternal Lover
Posts: 2896
Re: Haiku Showdown
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Reply #13 on:
March 20, 2009, 10:06:59 am »
I wish that I had
a good poem idea
But it's not to be
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akashayi
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Re: Haiku Showdown
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Reply #14 on:
March 21, 2009, 09:50:57 pm »
Twisting words provoked
Your psychological ploys
Have no hold on me
Clouds, fog and sprinkles
The Los Angeles weather
has become quite nice
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Pozf
Nymphomaniac!!
Posts: 14222
What is a man?
Re: Haiku Showdown
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Reply #15 on:
March 24, 2009, 01:04:51 pm »
It takes 3 or more
Hours to fall asleep. Oi!
Insomnia right?
Or maybe it is
something else, either way this
makes Pozf sleepy.
Does this sound like fun?
It is not, Pozzy deprived.
Speckledorf'd Yay?
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Last Edit: March 24, 2009, 01:10:05 pm by Pozf
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UmberIsSexy
Erotic
Posts: 1077
Re: Haiku Showdown
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Reply #16 on:
March 24, 2009, 01:30:36 pm »
Insomnia ep-
idemic - Akashayi-
such a trend-setter
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Pozf
Nymphomaniac!!
Posts: 14222
What is a man?
Re: Haiku Showdown
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Reply #17 on:
March 24, 2009, 01:32:38 pm »
Akashayi had
Nothing to do with this blame
the night terrors. Eep!
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UmberIsSexy
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Posts: 1077
Re: Haiku Showdown
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Reply #18 on:
March 24, 2009, 01:52:16 pm »
Night terrors oh no
sleep with a chainsaw, my friend
so sharp and cuddly
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Pozf
Nymphomaniac!!
Posts: 14222
What is a man?
Re: Haiku Showdown
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Reply #19 on:
March 26, 2009, 02:08:49 pm »
hallucinations
acetaminophen caused.
Ibuprofen too!
Mixing the two drugs
apparently increases
strength by a ten fold
Hey look a pony!
And a blue cow too... blue blue
blue blue blue blue blue
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akashayi
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Re: Haiku Showdown
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Reply #20 on:
March 31, 2009, 12:31:04 am »
Migraines are the suck
Little brain golems dancing
around in my skull
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UmberIsSexy
Erotic
Posts: 1077
Re: Haiku Showdown
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Reply #21 on:
March 31, 2009, 09:47:47 am »
Genital warts, man
I hate the ones at the tip
- I did NOT say that! -
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Pozf
Nymphomaniac!!
Posts: 14222
What is a man?
Re: Haiku Showdown
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Reply #22 on:
March 31, 2009, 09:49:38 am »
Of course you did not
You typed it out, or at least
I hope you did... pie?
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akashayi
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Re: Haiku Showdown
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Reply #23 on:
March 31, 2009, 02:49:14 pm »
Sweet zombie jesus
After the genital warts
Pie does not sound good
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akashayi
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Re: Haiku Showdown
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Reply #24 on:
April 02, 2009, 02:12:36 pm »
Mind control, baby
To resist it is useless
Post your haiku now
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UmberIsSexy
Erotic
Posts: 1077
Re: Haiku Showdown
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Reply #25 on:
April 03, 2009, 07:47:21 am »
a. kasha. yi. is.
a. beau. ti. ful. and. finebabe
she rules us. all. now.
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akashayi
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Re: Haiku Showdown
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Reply #26 on:
April 05, 2009, 12:48:08 am »
Ice cream, pie and boobs
Collective intelligence
Leads only to these.
Oh, flipside forum
Enlightened to the facts of
What is best in life.
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Pozf
Nymphomaniac!!
Posts: 14222
What is a man?
Re: Haiku Showdown
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Reply #27 on:
April 05, 2009, 01:53:22 am »
Goes to show, people's
Instincts are based sex, food
and more tasty food
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Pozf
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What is a man?
Re: Haiku Showdown
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Reply #28 on:
April 06, 2009, 04:53:46 am »
Gotta love B-Sides.
Bands playing music that ain't
theirs, are good mostly.
I Apologize
for using the word "ain't" I
hate the word with Fury.
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akashayi
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Re: Haiku Showdown
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Reply #29 on:
April 06, 2009, 12:22:24 pm »
Have a texan friend
God, just the words he will use
I can't stop laughing
Ain't isn't as bad
While I dislike it greatly
net speak terrifies.
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