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Re: Haiku Showdown
« Reply #90 on: September 16, 2009, 03:25:09 pm »
It's been my pleasure
But some have so many posts
Intimidating

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Re: Haiku Showdown
« Reply #91 on: September 16, 2009, 03:41:22 pm »
That's just our Pozf
Don't worry, he doesn't bite
as much as I do.

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Re: Haiku Showdown
« Reply #92 on: September 16, 2009, 03:46:51 pm »
Your bites are for play.
When I bite, I bite to kill.
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Re: Haiku Showdown
« Reply #93 on: September 16, 2009, 03:52:19 pm »
I'm a lich baby
UtterCold Fireball all day
Undead have no con

akashayi

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Re: Haiku Showdown
« Reply #94 on: October 14, 2009, 12:12:41 am »
Sweet, cool rainy day
Little more than a drizzle
still fills me with joy

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Re: Haiku Showdown
« Reply #95 on: December 09, 2009, 03:19:35 am »
Whip out your haiku
This thread cries for attention
or I will whip you

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Re: Haiku Showdown
« Reply #96 on: December 09, 2009, 03:25:42 am »
Whip me much harder
Your Attentions excite me
My Georgous Mistress

akashayi

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Re: Haiku Showdown
« Reply #97 on: December 09, 2009, 03:54:06 am »
Adeptly fashion
haikus both witty and fun
I will grant your wish

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Re: Haiku Showdown
« Reply #98 on: December 09, 2009, 07:44:32 am »
What? The Haiku Thread
Still lives?  Forgot about that... :-[
I'll take a whipping

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Re: Haiku Showdown
« Reply #99 on: December 09, 2009, 05:56:08 pm »
What? The Haiku Thread
Still lives?  Forgot about that... :-[
I'll take a whipping
You're goddamn right; You
Can not possibly win this
Fight of pretty words

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Re: Haiku Showdown
« Reply #100 on: December 10, 2009, 07:41:46 am »
Butterfly, flower.
Sunshine yellow buttercups.
Blue-green sparkling sea.

(*Bam!* *Smack!* *KerSlap!* *Hit!*
Words just kicked you in the head!
And pretty ones, too!)

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Re: Haiku Showdown
« Reply #101 on: December 10, 2009, 12:44:34 pm »
(isn't sparkling 3 syllables?)

amusing show but
winged insects and small flowers
don't do much damage

akashayi

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Re: Haiku Showdown
« Reply #102 on: December 16, 2009, 06:18:12 pm »
shower ran cold
now my throat has become sore
worst timing ever

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Re: Haiku Showdown
« Reply #103 on: December 28, 2009, 07:20:12 am »
What a wussy-face!
Just a little cold shower
Causes a sore throat?

Dude, echinacea
Vitamin C also helps
Make your body strong!

(though I'm guessing you've probably tried those, so how about...)

What about Chi-gong?
Practice for 60 minutes
each day.  Less sickness!


akashayi

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Re: Haiku Showdown
« Reply #104 on: December 29, 2009, 01:20:47 pm »
it wasn't just that
and what did you just call me?
I'll smack you sideways.

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Re: Haiku Showdown
« Reply #105 on: December 31, 2009, 11:03:35 pm »
*lolll*

I believe it was
A Wussy-Face, milady
Thank god for distance!

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Re: Haiku Showdown
« Reply #106 on: January 06, 2010, 01:01:08 pm »
God damn this solo
Cemetary gates is hard
Oh why, dimebag, why

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Re: Haiku Showdown
« Reply #107 on: January 06, 2010, 03:27:51 pm »
Because it hates you
or you really suck at it
I guess the later
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Re: Haiku Showdown
« Reply #108 on: July 24, 2011, 04:03:06 pm »
Enters a poet.
Haiku is his specialty.
I am this wordsmith.

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Re: Haiku Showdown
« Reply #109 on: July 24, 2011, 05:32:48 pm »
A challenger's here.
What will the 'poet' do now?
We shall see in time.
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Re: Haiku Showdown
« Reply #110 on: July 24, 2011, 05:57:00 pm »
To observe my words,
With eyes in stead of through sound;
An amusing thought.

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Re: Haiku Showdown
« Reply #111 on: July 25, 2011, 01:23:07 am »
Who's there? I can hear...
I'm gonna find thee, and show you...
I'm the master here.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how the f**k you did it.

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Re: Haiku Showdown
« Reply #112 on: July 25, 2011, 08:53:43 am »
I have sever doubts.
They surround your 'mastery.'
I doubt you're as such.
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Re: Haiku Showdown
« Reply #113 on: July 25, 2011, 02:31:19 pm »
Irrelevant doubt.
Skill will be made evident,
facing this challenge.

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Re: Haiku Showdown
« Reply #114 on: July 26, 2011, 07:40:23 am »
I was referring
to Japaka when i spoke.
He lacks evidence.
"Strive to be better than you've ever been before. Only you can know how much you have, and only you can give yourself more."

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Re: Haiku Showdown
« Reply #115 on: July 26, 2011, 04:04:28 pm »
I could tell as much,
Referencing "mastery",
It was obvious.

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Re: Haiku Showdown
« Reply #116 on: July 26, 2011, 05:01:31 pm »
Do you think so, lads?
Well, you have seen nothing yet.
I will show you then.

When haikus i say,
your mind is far blown away.
Mute you shall remain.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how the f**k you did it.

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Re: Haiku Showdown
« Reply #117 on: July 26, 2011, 06:35:12 pm »
An unfounded claim.
Though, on you, I place no blame.
New here, is my name.

See what I did there?
With rhyme, not that you would care,
I add skillful flair.

I'll put you to shame.
Your vanity, I will tame.
Trust me, I've got game.

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Re: Haiku Showdown
« Reply #118 on: July 26, 2011, 10:04:38 pm »
Is that so, Sushi?
Then i have some news for you,
haikus need no rhyme.

Show simplicity,
no need to make two ends meet.
Just a phrase to read.

Two sides of a coin,
a story, untold for us,
becomes clear when known.

Talk about summer,
or spring, if it suits your life,
but winter is mine.

A place to relax.
To read, share and all be one.
Who wants to be first?
« Last Edit: July 26, 2011, 10:08:10 pm by Japaka »
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Re: Haiku Showdown
« Reply #119 on: July 26, 2011, 11:38:21 pm »
True, rhyme is needless.
I merely use it for show,
To express my knack.

But let us see then,
What can be fabricated,
as a true haiku.

Something of nature,
then a counter point to it,
then the conclusion...

But you chose winter,
as a subject all your own.
How disheartening.

It would be mine too,
but I'll honor it, the same.
I'll choose something else.

Strikingly serene,
The thunderous tempest rain.
Ambivalent calm.