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Re: Haiku Showdown
« Reply #60 on: April 26, 2009, 02:48:36 pm »
Seventy seven
Fahrenheit. Last week winter
was still nipping cold.

Bring winter back here!
Heat kills my will to do things.
Just make it stop, Please.
« Last Edit: April 26, 2009, 02:50:46 pm by Pozf »
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Re: Haiku Showdown
« Reply #61 on: April 26, 2009, 03:53:28 pm »
Seventy Seven
A chill, fair breeze compared to
Last week, Ninety Eight

Seriously now,
Ship down the refreshing rain
Damn heat in April

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Re: Haiku Showdown
« Reply #62 on: April 26, 2009, 03:58:00 pm »
In full blown summer,
how hot does Los Angeles
get? hundred plus?
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Re: Haiku Showdown
« Reply #63 on: April 26, 2009, 04:04:37 pm »
Most always, it does
Don't forget, California
is a hot desert.
« Last Edit: April 26, 2009, 04:37:45 pm by akashayi »

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Re: Haiku Showdown
« Reply #64 on: April 26, 2009, 04:19:23 pm »
Asleep at the wheel?
Your final line is four, Yi.
Corrections are fun!
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Re: Haiku Showdown
« Reply #65 on: April 26, 2009, 04:47:06 pm »
Somewhat distracted
Blarg at miscalculations
Still blame insomnia

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Re: Haiku Showdown
« Reply #66 on: April 26, 2009, 07:17:19 pm »
Into the dungeon.
Playing with my new toys. FUN!
Dungeon dwelling time.
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Re: Haiku Showdown
« Reply #67 on: April 28, 2009, 08:13:00 am »
Computer players.
Cheating know it all Bastards.
Must get better quick!
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Re: Haiku Showdown
« Reply #68 on: May 07, 2009, 03:44:00 pm »
no earthly amount
of sweet caffeinated drinks
can help me today T-T

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Re: Haiku Showdown
« Reply #69 on: May 07, 2009, 03:45:43 pm »
Caffeine is the cure!
You just are not ingesting
the proper dosage.
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Re: Haiku Showdown
« Reply #70 on: May 14, 2009, 03:18:00 am »
Done... It's poor, but done.
I think before I get work,
Vacation Needed.

Where to go... somewhere...
I need relaxation, fun
if you would agree.

My apologizes
Grammar and structure is bad.
So very tired.
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Re: Haiku Showdown
« Reply #71 on: May 31, 2009, 05:54:07 pm »
Big burrito, chips.
The sauces were hot, hot, hot.
Man, I am so full. 

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Re: Haiku Showdown
« Reply #72 on: July 01, 2009, 01:55:43 pm »
Oh Haiku thread Why!?
Why has nobody sent love
to thee Haiku thread.
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Re: Haiku Showdown
« Reply #73 on: July 13, 2009, 03:59:54 pm »
thirty nine degrees
with a fan and no a/c
no chance to survive

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Re: Haiku Showdown
« Reply #74 on: July 23, 2009, 03:47:47 am »
Gonnae no dee that
I cane I'm no Robbie Burns
But I can still rhyme

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Re: Haiku Showdown
« Reply #75 on: September 10, 2009, 10:15:10 pm »
thank you very much
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Re: Haiku Showdown
« Reply #76 on: September 11, 2009, 07:51:26 pm »
I have lots of work
Probably don't have time now
to write a haiku.
Hi.
I've been out for two years, so warn me if I act like I missed something obvious. ^^;

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Re: Haiku Showdown
« Reply #77 on: September 14, 2009, 07:55:41 pm »
Zombies are coming
It's good that I am alone
Bunkered securely

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Re: Haiku Showdown
« Reply #78 on: September 14, 2009, 08:00:40 pm »
just give in Kashi
The zombie take over is
inevitable

I want your brains Miss
they are so big and tasty
Please Akasha, Please!
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Re: Haiku Showdown
« Reply #79 on: September 14, 2009, 08:09:14 pm »
If you're infected
I wont hesitate at all,
Blasting off your head

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Re: Haiku Showdown
« Reply #80 on: September 14, 2009, 08:13:46 pm »
Zombie I am not.
I just want your brains please.
I promise no harm.
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Re: Haiku Showdown
« Reply #81 on: September 14, 2009, 08:27:30 pm »
I grant no access
to my cranial contents
nor to my bunker

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Re: Haiku Showdown
« Reply #82 on: September 14, 2009, 08:32:07 pm »
literally not!
I wanted conversation
Not the tasty noms
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Re: Haiku Showdown
« Reply #83 on: September 14, 2009, 08:37:59 pm »
people who ping back
indeed difficult to find
contagion aside

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Re: Haiku Showdown
« Reply #84 on: September 14, 2009, 08:41:25 pm »
But I have jello!
OHMYGODHERECOMETHEHORDES
*grahblegarblebleh*

The last line is 5
Seriously I will count
Grah-ble Gar-ble Bleh

>.>
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Re: Haiku Showdown
« Reply #85 on: September 14, 2009, 08:47:22 pm »
Strange revelation
Post Zombie Haiku Showdown
I've become hungry

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Re: Haiku Showdown
« Reply #86 on: September 14, 2009, 08:51:43 pm »
FOR BRAINS!? Must I quote
RE: Your Brains? That started this
Didn't it.. i think?
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Re: Haiku Showdown
« Reply #87 on: September 15, 2009, 06:37:06 pm »
I watched Princess Mon-
onoke once, and after
the scene with the boar,

in which the boar said:
"You will suffer" and then died,
and rotted away,

I noticed some
crackers were in front of me
so I said "Snack time!"

...and ate them. Oh yeah -
need to finish this haiku
with more syllables.
Hi.
I've been out for two years, so warn me if I act like I missed something obvious. ^^;

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Re: Haiku Showdown
« Reply #88 on: September 15, 2009, 09:42:35 pm »
Just signed up for forum
Haiku: first thread to be read
This place looks like fun

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Re: Haiku Showdown
« Reply #89 on: September 15, 2009, 11:21:03 pm »
Welcome to Flipside!
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