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Re: Haiku Showdown
« Reply #30 on: April 07, 2009, 05:14:04 pm »
In the jello pool
flipsiders are wrestling
sweet slippery fun.

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Re: Haiku Showdown
« Reply #31 on: April 09, 2009, 01:53:16 am »
Oh my! The other
last post wins thread got deaded
There goes my post count!

I guess the super
frenzy posting time starts now!
... dissapointing *sigh*
« Last Edit: April 09, 2009, 01:54:57 am by Pozf »
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akashayi

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Re: Haiku Showdown
« Reply #32 on: April 09, 2009, 01:36:41 pm »
Deaded, a new word
Unfamiliar with that one.
Alas for post counts.

Of course, this just means
the remaining flipsiders
will now have a chance.

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Re: Haiku Showdown
« Reply #33 on: April 10, 2009, 09:25:39 am »
Deaded, a new word?
I think not Akasha... nope.
I use it a lot.

Also I think not,
nobody shall surpass me
in the posting war.
'Science is on the march. Don't get in its way.'

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Re: Haiku Showdown
« Reply #34 on: April 12, 2009, 12:37:22 am »
All hail the new mod
Congratulations Smiles
Five green stars to you

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Re: Haiku Showdown
« Reply #35 on: April 12, 2009, 01:01:15 am »
I bow down to none!
Her new founded powers fail!
I am not jealous!

Parties, family, pain.
Holidays are all about
Things I despise. FUCK.

I want three more hours.
I will  move to the west coast.
I swear that I will.
« Last Edit: April 12, 2009, 01:03:08 am by Pozf »
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akashayi

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Re: Haiku Showdown
« Reply #36 on: April 12, 2009, 01:06:22 am »
The west coast awaits
Your glorious arrival
Back here in the past.

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Re: Haiku Showdown
« Reply #37 on: April 12, 2009, 01:07:50 am »
"My glorious arrival"?
The western coastline shall rue
the day I appear.
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akashayi

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Re: Haiku Showdown
« Reply #38 on: April 12, 2009, 01:09:45 am »
City of Angels
Is under my protection
Relax and have fun ;P

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Re: Haiku Showdown
« Reply #39 on: April 12, 2009, 01:11:01 am »
Relax is something
I am incapable of.
Quite unfortunate.
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Re: Haiku Showdown
« Reply #40 on: April 12, 2009, 06:51:16 am »
Oh my head
the pain within it
no drink again
(why cant i write a decent Haiku)
What good is dreaming it if you don't actually do it?.

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Re: Haiku Showdown
« Reply #41 on: April 12, 2009, 10:09:06 am »
Slack has been cut Odd.
Five seven five for each verse,
recount them up.... Yo...
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Re: Haiku Showdown
« Reply #42 on: April 13, 2009, 08:33:14 am »
seven five seven?
wachoo talkin bout home girl?
Try five seven five.

The modding of smiles
Is killer and righteous, yeah!
Haiku thread is sticky!

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Re: Haiku Showdown
« Reply #43 on: April 13, 2009, 09:35:16 am »
Hallucinations
are really something you need to
have checked there Umber
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Re: Haiku Showdown
« Reply #44 on: April 13, 2009, 10:09:52 am »
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Re: Haiku Showdown
« Reply #45 on: April 13, 2009, 03:51:36 pm »
I'm sorry Umber.
"Smiley" are 2 syllables.
Your last Haiku fails.
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akashayi

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Re: Haiku Showdown
« Reply #46 on: April 13, 2009, 03:54:16 pm »
Not 'smiley' but 'smirk'
I imagine that to be
Needs more effort though

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Re: Haiku Showdown
« Reply #47 on: April 13, 2009, 03:57:50 pm »
Akasha saddens.
You only post in some games.
Why is that miss Yi?

Pure forum silence.
It chills the mind and body.
People need to speak.
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Re: Haiku Showdown
« Reply #48 on: April 14, 2009, 06:41:41 pm »
A few weeks later
I return to the forum
Under a new name

Sorry for before
Stressful times were being had
I know, no excuse

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Re: Haiku Showdown
« Reply #49 on: April 14, 2009, 09:22:40 pm »
I need some time off.
None like a sad Poz anyway.
Expect few posts now.
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Re: Haiku Showdown
« Reply #50 on: April 15, 2009, 08:50:39 am »
So freaking tired
World like a rainy window
Blurry thoughts expire

 :(
I got 99 problems but a nymphomaniac jester girl ain't one.

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Re: Haiku Showdown
« Reply #51 on: April 15, 2009, 05:22:48 pm »
Metroid on my head
There's a metroid on my head.
Dear god, get it off.

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Re: Haiku Showdown
« Reply #52 on: April 21, 2009, 12:57:11 pm »
Pouring rain flood streets.
Walking across campus sucks,
With ten minute walks
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Re: Haiku Showdown
« Reply #53 on: April 22, 2009, 12:34:36 pm »
Share your rain, Pozf
We're suffering a heat wave
My kingdom for rain

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Re: Haiku Showdown
« Reply #54 on: April 22, 2009, 04:27:01 pm »
I'm keeping my rain.
Get your own. Mine keeps it dark.
Stomach pains hurt... ugh
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Re: Haiku Showdown
« Reply #55 on: April 23, 2009, 07:07:15 am »
Thruth thread is closing
Sorry if you had a q
that went unanswered

but please, do feel free
to ask me stuff somewhere else...
Stuff you want to know.

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Re: Haiku Showdown
« Reply #56 on: April 23, 2009, 01:00:00 pm »
Clouds accumulate,
Bearable temperature,
Yet illness persists.

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Re: Haiku Showdown
« Reply #57 on: April 23, 2009, 01:58:49 pm »
Cast wish and wish.
Wish for more constitution.
That works doesn't it?
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Re: Haiku Showdown
« Reply #58 on: April 24, 2009, 02:49:11 pm »
Akasha be well..
*transmits new age love healing*
Akasha Be Well!

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Re: Haiku Showdown
« Reply #59 on: April 25, 2009, 10:26:38 pm »
New Age Love Healing
Constitution is growing...
well, something's growing. :P