Favorite zombie movie?
Day of the dead
Favorite arcade game?
Galaga
Second-favorite arcade game?
Jurassic park (the rail shooter)
Favorite flash game?
Warfare 1941
Second-favorite flash game?
Warfare 1911
Favorite puzzle game?
Tetris
Why can't I hold all these limes?
Because they are genetically engineered slippery limes
During the common exchange of the phrase with that special someone, are you more prone to saying "I love you" (taking the initiative) or "I love you too" (waiting for them to say it first)?
Depends, but most of the time i tend to initiate.
♫What is love?♫
Love is two trains riding on the same track... eventually they will collide.
Why does the poem go "violets are blue" when they're really more of a purplish color?
because when the original poem was written violets were blue, but ultraviolet radiation from the sun caused them to change colour over hundreds of years.
What's the most public setting you've masturbated in, and was it successful?
uuhhh, i guess my friends house, and yes yes it was.
Tell me, what do you see in this picture?
an upside down vishnu made out of bubbles!