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Nine Circles Of Hell.
« on: May 30, 2010, 12:34:01 pm »
What are your thoughts?

1st Circle: Unbaptized people and pagans
2nd Circle: Those who are overcome with lust/the need to have sex 24/7/365
3rd Circle: Gluttons/people who eat 24/7/365
4th Circle: Those who spend a shit load of money on shit they don't need
5th Circle: The ones consumed with rage fight on the surface of the River Styx (greek mythology) and the slothful/ones who are lazy lie beneath the water
6th Circle: Heretics
7th Circle: The violent; the 7th Circle has 3 inner Circles
The Outermost Circle: Those who are violent against property and inanimate objects
The Middle Circle: Suicides
The Innermost Circle: Those who are violent against God, nature, and/or art
8th Circle: Frauds (seducers, flatterers, those who exchange money for spiritual goods, sorcerers/false prophets, corrupt politicians, hypocrites, thieves, sowers of discord, etc.)
9th Circle: Those who betray one who is close to them (i.e. a close/best friend, a relative, a lover)

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Re: Nine Circles Of Hell.
« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2010, 12:38:59 pm »
So, did you read the book, or play the game?

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Re: Nine Circles Of Hell.
« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2010, 12:44:25 pm »
neither  :P i think it was a completely unrelated google result.

if only fictional ideas about hell were true. but you could say the same about the bible  :P
i just find this a little more comforting to think about than the whole you're going to hell. full stop. xD

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Re: Nine Circles Of Hell.
« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2010, 02:09:40 pm »
where do stoner horny teenagers go though?

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Re: Nine Circles Of Hell.
« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2010, 02:10:37 pm »
2nd circle first door on the right.
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Re: Nine Circles Of Hell.
« Reply #5 on: May 30, 2010, 03:43:26 pm »
where do stoner horny teenagers go though?
Well, hopefully you'd end up with a lot more on your dance card by the time it became an issue. Most likely you'd go to Gluttony, as it's a "Deeper" circle than Lust, and you are always punished for your worst crime, according to the divine comedy.

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Re: Nine Circles Of Hell.
« Reply #6 on: May 30, 2010, 03:55:37 pm »
Well, either I'd land squarely in the 8th circle as an apostle of Chaos undivided or I'd walk straight through the pearly gates for the way I lead my life and my chaotic tendencies are recognised as part of my gaming hobby. :P

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Re: Nine Circles Of Hell.
« Reply #7 on: May 30, 2010, 04:27:04 pm »
I'm a good little Odd and stay on the first circle.............but will probably be dragged into some of the others  :-\.
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Re: Nine Circles Of Hell.
« Reply #8 on: May 30, 2010, 04:46:38 pm »
where do stoner horny teenagers go though?
Well, hopefully you'd end up with a lot more on your dance card by the time it became an issue. Most likely you'd go to Gluttony, as it's a "Deeper" circle than Lust, and you are always punished for your worst crime, according to the divine comedy.

i guess so but what if regardless of the hunger of the marijuana i didnt eat too much and by horny i meant i have horns (so i fit in)?

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Re: Nine Circles Of Hell.
« Reply #9 on: May 30, 2010, 05:21:07 pm »
where do stoner horny teenagers go though?
Well, hopefully you'd end up with a lot more on your dance card by the time it became an issue. Most likely you'd go to Gluttony, as it's a "Deeper" circle than Lust, and you are always punished for your worst crime, according to the divine comedy.

i guess so but what if regardless of the hunger of the marijuana i didnt eat too much and by horny i meant i have horns (so i fit in)?
Well, gluttony for Weed is still gluttony - it's not confined to food.

As for your wordplay, I'll give you 5/10 for effort, but you need to work on it. You've got potential, we'll sort you out yet.

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Re: Nine Circles Of Hell.
« Reply #10 on: May 30, 2010, 05:23:52 pm »
sorry im exhausted or i would have been wittier and its not gluttony if its only used when you get the chance and not the urge

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Re: Nine Circles Of Hell.
« Reply #11 on: May 30, 2010, 09:45:24 pm »
I'd be in the 5th, since I haven't gotten to the 7th level yet (no violence with my rage).

Thoughts on the hells? Pretty weaksauce.

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Re: Nine Circles Of Hell.
« Reply #12 on: May 31, 2010, 08:10:56 am »
I have to agree with CDSM, it feels as if the hells are a bit tame compared to the fictional environments existing just an icon away, or a video remote.

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Re: Nine Circles Of Hell.
« Reply #13 on: May 31, 2010, 10:43:52 am »
well if you have ever heard of the legend of siphyulus (if thats how you spell it), he was sent to hell and his task was to push a heavy bouler t the top of a mountain but everytime it got there, it just rolled downed the other side. personally i would not like to do a useless task for all eternty haha

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Re: Nine Circles Of Hell.
« Reply #14 on: May 31, 2010, 10:53:21 am »
It feels as if that's almost what I'm doing every day at work...

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Re: Nine Circles Of Hell.
« Reply #15 on: May 31, 2010, 10:54:14 am »
Well you are knee deep in it  Emp :P
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Re: Nine Circles Of Hell.
« Reply #16 on: May 31, 2010, 11:05:58 am »
Well, last tuesday that was neck-deep... the drains on our reed beds are breaking and allowing the sludge to force the grit and gravel intended to keep the sludge in place down into the drain pipes and go all the way back into the plant and screwing up the treatment process...

Guess who had to put on wading boots, rubber jacket, and use electric tape to seal the gloves to the jacket and go down into the dug hole to fix it...

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Re: Nine Circles Of Hell.
« Reply #17 on: May 31, 2010, 06:00:57 pm »
the guy you hired for that?

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Re: Nine Circles Of Hell.
« Reply #18 on: May 31, 2010, 06:26:43 pm »
the guy you hired for that?
Exactly - And EMP is that guy.

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Re: Nine Circles Of Hell.
« Reply #19 on: May 31, 2010, 10:10:44 pm »
alright good, ive got some drain problems i could use some help with

no im kidding, im sure i would hire someone much less fun to do it if i did though

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Re: Nine Circles Of Hell.
« Reply #20 on: June 01, 2010, 05:04:29 am »
well if you have ever heard of the legend of siphyulus (if thats how you spell it), he was sent to hell and his task was to push a heavy bouler t the top of a mountain but everytime it got there, it just rolled downed the other side. personally i would not like to do a useless task for all eternty haha

That's kind of what the hoarders and squanders do in the 4th.
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Re: Nine Circles Of Hell.
« Reply #21 on: June 01, 2010, 06:09:49 am »
I'll make it into... actually I'm not sure I made it into any circle... Damn! It's a shit load easier to go to stay out of hell than I thought.

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Re: Nine Circles Of Hell.
« Reply #22 on: June 01, 2010, 07:13:45 am »
Well after burning our retinas out wi' some o' your photos Charles you can hardly stay out of the Circles lol
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Re: Nine Circles Of Hell.
« Reply #23 on: June 01, 2010, 03:16:06 pm »
im sure there is a special circle for us flipsiders

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Re: Nine Circles Of Hell.
« Reply #24 on: June 02, 2010, 12:28:57 am »
im sure there is a special circle for us flipsiders

a special extra sexy circle

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Re: Nine Circles Of Hell.
« Reply #25 on: June 02, 2010, 02:14:01 am »
How do we know that we are not in it now?!?!  :'(
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Re: Nine Circles Of Hell.
« Reply #26 on: June 02, 2010, 03:31:13 pm »
because in hell, brion would always be delaying the next page and we would have nothing to do in the meantime

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Re: Nine Circles Of Hell.
« Reply #27 on: June 02, 2010, 04:34:23 pm »
No, Brion's more the type that I figure we'd be playing strip poker while waiting.

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Re: Nine Circles Of Hell.
« Reply #28 on: June 02, 2010, 04:42:33 pm »
Thats why we have a jello strip twister game going.  ;D
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Re: Nine Circles Of Hell.
« Reply #29 on: June 02, 2010, 05:29:15 pm »
hmm you guys sure make hell sound fun!