Question for Lady Bernadette, Knight in all but name:
You, a skilled sword teacher, have stated you're teaching Crest "the basics", not your advanced style. Also, we've seen you use simple, basic thrusts (and to great effect) against a certain maw. Yet you've stated in your interviews, with a perfectly straight face, that you are unable to efectively attack with your swords without being attacked first. Which brings me to my question...
¿How many poker lessons has Maytag given to you? Your poker face is certainly a marvel to behold!
(edited, changing the order for better clarity)
(edited again, cropping out excessive wording -Brion, feel free to ignore this if it you had the art already done).