Author Topic: Ask Maytag: Questions Thread III (Read 98071 times)

Enigma · « **Reply #90 on:** April 12, 2009, 11:00:44 am »

Dear Bernadette,

what's the sweetest thing Maytag has ever done for you/ given you?

Enigma · « **Reply #91 on:** April 12, 2009, 11:03:07 am »

Dear Maytag,

How many different people have you slept with? I know it may be impossible to count, but could you estimate, if possible?

Enigma · « **Reply #92 on:** April 12, 2009, 11:06:03 am »

Dear Maytag,

Can you play any instruments?

Enigma · « **Reply #93 on:** April 12, 2009, 11:06:47 am »

Dear Maytag,

Have you ever been depressed? If yes,please do elaborate!

Oddball · « **Reply #94 on:** April 12, 2009, 02:12:53 pm »

Dear Maytag do youthink this tune is annoying but catchy? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN4cLlIKnoA

Oddball · « **Reply #95 on:** April 13, 2009, 04:45:38 pm »

Dear Bern: if you had the choice of either a brick or a sword what would you choose as a weapon?

strikecentral · « **Reply #96 on:** April 14, 2009, 02:57:31 pm »

Dear Susperia,

I know you should be able to answer this with your incredible intellect and boundless knowledge:

Precisely how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

I always wanted to know. Thanks.

strikecentral · « **Reply #97 on:** April 14, 2009, 03:03:04 pm »

Dear Bloody Mary,

If you had to choose between killing Thin Man and not being able to become normal again, or being cured and unable to stop him from experimenting on others, which would you choose?

Or do what Maytag always does, come up with your own solution.

RoninAngel · « **Reply #98 on:** April 14, 2009, 04:16:57 pm »

Dear Maytag:

How often do you masturbate?

Darque · « **Reply #99 on:** April 15, 2009, 12:34:30 am »

Quote from: RoninAngel on April 14, 2009, 04:16:57 pm

Dear Maytag:

How often do you masturbate?

Between Bern and all the people she cheats on Bern with, I doubt that she has to. Or even finds the time to.

Xshu · « **Reply #100 on:** April 15, 2009, 06:15:45 pm »

I didn't ask today's question, Ronin did.

Wait, crap, does that mean I missed my question again? D:

Ala · « **Reply #101 on:** April 16, 2009, 05:55:11 am »

Hey May,
if you had a chance to learn some more sorcery, even just few spells, would you be interested?

(On the site note, I vote and see the current answer, but what do I do to see the archives? I mean, I'd like to know how May answered some of the old questions...)

RoninAngel · « **Reply #102 on:** April 16, 2009, 10:59:33 am »

Dear Maytag?

Wanna play chess with me?

Furcas · « **Reply #103 on:** April 16, 2009, 04:41:42 pm »

Quote from: Ala on April 16, 2009, 05:55:11 am

Hey May,
if you had a chance to learn some more sorcery, even just few spells, would you be interested?

Maytag already answered that question in her first interview:

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Setsuna asks: "If you had a chance, would you study magic?"
Maytag: Definetly!! I would love to do that! I've always wondered what it'd be like to break my seal, and unleash my hidden power. Everyone has the potential to become a sorcerer, you know... even someone as sorcerer-hating as Bernadette! The only problem is, the seals we have on our minds are tough to break... it takes years and years of training just to break the first seal, and that's the easiest one! But if I have time later in life, I definetly want to try!

Quote

(On the site note, I vote and see the current answer, but what do I do to see the archives? I mean, I'd like to know how May answered some of the old questions...)

So would I!

Xypher · « **Reply #104 on:** April 16, 2009, 06:30:55 pm »

Dear Kin,

I have to tell you, that I love you. XD You're my favorite and you need to know that. Now, I was wondering; what are your hobbies? I'd assume you have some pretty awesome ones. ^.~

~Xy

RoninAngel · « **Reply #105 on:** April 17, 2009, 11:40:09 am »

Why did you pick Crest after everyone esle in Intermission 3!

I'm kind of sore about this becuase you said you really liked him a few chapters ago.
Plus, WTF at least he's not a sex pervert like Glyph!

erana · « **Reply #106 on:** April 22, 2009, 01:18:52 am »

Dear Qtalda:
Does magical surgery in your world include cosmetic "works" like breast enlargement?
You might be surprised for this question being asked to you, but it's not to embarass nor mock you. Just that for some reason, I don't quite trust Suspiria's answer in this one, and Glyph's will probably be too colorful!

edited for a particularly silly typo

Sister Aluicious · « **Reply #107 on:** April 22, 2009, 08:58:53 pm »

So Crest what do you think about the fact that Glyph finds you fourth in hotness under Orransong?

RoninAngel · « **Reply #108 on:** April 22, 2009, 09:03:40 pm »

Dear Glyph
Why are you so creepy. Don't you know that girls are not in exsistance purely for you're amusement, man.

erana · « **Reply #109 on:** April 23, 2009, 01:35:35 am »

What a pity. Not a cozy reunion in today's answer

Dear Sir Orransong

You seem to have quite the fan club.

What kind of training and fitness program do you follow to, at your age, be regarded as "hotter" than your younger, former students? Also, if you don't mind the two-prongued question, does worry you that such apretiation was made by a sorcerer?

Oddball · « **Reply #110 on:** April 24, 2009, 01:18:08 am »

Dear bern two Q's for you this morning:
one: where do you get your bricks from?
two: where do you keep them before you drop them on people?

oh bonus Q have you heard the Brick Layer's song?

erana · « **Reply #111 on:** April 24, 2009, 05:20:50 am »

Dear Bloody Mary:

You got the mandatory "visible underwear" part of the hero uniform covered all right, but, would you consider wearing a cape, too, for your newfound career as a Cannibal Crime Fighter? If so, any colour preference? If you like deep blue, I have a few, old but well cared for, that haven't been used in a long time...

Oddball · « **Reply #112 on:** April 25, 2009, 11:04:16 am »

Dear May:

If I remember right you said you got the last part of your name from some one called Taggert. Was this person a detective on the Strath Clyde police force?

erana · « **Reply #113 on:** April 26, 2009, 06:34:40 pm »

Dear Bernadette,

In one of your interwievs you were shocked when told that the comic's readers had seen you naked. Does Maytag's recent Nagelring-guaranteed revelation that she had decided not to cheat on you anymore BEFORE she acepted to pose for Kin (and thus that she doesn't consider artistic posing to be something sexual), combined with the artistic value of the comic (anyplace you appear in it can and will be considered artistic!) ease your mind on that shock?

erana · « **Reply #114 on:** April 29, 2009, 03:28:45 am »

Dear Brion,

Are you still updating Maytag's corner? I've seen the same answer several days in a row.

Brion Foulke · « **Reply #115 on:** April 29, 2009, 11:32:22 pm »

Yeah, sorry about that. Missed a few days. There'll be a new one up today (which'll be repeated May 1st.) Then more new ones.

charles · « **Reply #116 on:** May 04, 2009, 12:35:42 am »

Quote from: RoninAngel on April 06, 2009, 03:57:26 pm

Dear Maytag.

I think your awsome ! I know that you were all upbeat about it when you lost your arm, but lately you seem to be kinda depressed. Does the arm thing have anything to do with it? We love you! Hang in there!

http://ammaryasir.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/14639.jpg

Awww. She didn't even comment on the kitten holding the branch with one arm.

Dear Qtalda, what are some of the other races or species in Iscariot with access to magick?

erana · « **Reply #117 on:** May 08, 2009, 08:39:56 am »

Dear Crest and Maytag (yep, since she's gonna be there anyway, I'm asking both of them):

The people in the Flipside forums is wondering about which animal costume(s) would make Crest look "hotter" (catboy, monkey, ladybug...) Could you give us your sincere, informed opinion?

Oddball · « **Reply #118 on:** May 08, 2009, 09:56:55 am »

Dear Bern:
Have you ever thought about dropping an anvil on some one instead of bricks?

CrystalDragonSpaceMarine · « **Reply #119 on:** May 08, 2009, 11:04:21 am »

@ today's incentive:

Aw, May, don't knock it til you've tried it.

News:

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