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Re: Ask Maytag: Questions Thread III
« Reply #60 on: April 02, 2009, 08:29:19 am »
This is a question that can be answered by either Sir Orransong, Crest, and/or Bernadette.

(And, if it's Bern answering, this time I'm not teasing her)  :-*

We know Crest had some previous training with the Knights, before he started taking lessons with Bern. Up to which point? I mean, what were his skills like, when Bern started training him? Raw beginner? Just the very basics? Trained but out of practise?  ???

(And, in the improbable case all three of them decide to answer, follow-up question: Doesn't it feel a bit crowded, four people and a desk in that little panel?) ;D

(edited to fix typos)
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Re: Ask Maytag: Questions Thread III
« Reply #61 on: April 02, 2009, 10:01:25 am »
Dear Maytag, do you like lobster?
"Eating isn't cheating."

also haha@erana

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Re: Ask Maytag: Questions Thread III
« Reply #62 on: April 02, 2009, 10:21:19 am »
Dear Erana,

Are you aware that you're a pivotal character in the Quest for Glory series, without ever making an appearance?

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Re: Ask Maytag: Questions Thread III
« Reply #63 on: April 02, 2009, 01:29:18 pm »
LordKat, I beg to differ: I *do* "make an appeareance", as you say, since I now live in Silmaria as... well, actually the title is "first wife of the consort prince". See, the man who brought me back from Hades, the Prince of Shapeir, proposed to me, and I gladly acepted.  :-* But later he also proposed to two other women ::) (being the adopted son of the Caliph of Shapeir -something I knew when I acepted- he's suppossed to be able to marry up to four women), and then he actually renounced to the Silmarian throne in favour of the second one, Elsa von Spielburg. So my unusual official title in the kingdom. And you thought Bern and Maytag had a strange relationship!  ;)

Incidentally, I guess that explains why I was able to follow Bern's feelings and thoughts so well a few posts ago; I'm also in the situation of being with someone with whom I'd very much want to have a monogamous relationship, but for whom I was willing to compromise.  :-[ Because of how much we learned to love each other back in Mordavia, and because how he rescued me from death -twice. Plus, I also helped him save the world quite a few times. When people have a long story together, they tend to react to each other in ways that are anything but simple...

Sorry for going on to such lengths with the story of my life, that probably is of no interest for anyone in this place. But at least, I managed to find at least one point of relevance to the current chapter.

Edit: Sorry, Brion and mods, the fact this is NOT the chapter 20 discussion thread slipped my mind. Feel free to move or delete the post if it is inapropiate.
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Re: Ask Maytag: Questions Thread III
« Reply #64 on: April 02, 2009, 02:13:51 pm »
Dear Maytag,

Cheerios, once set free, multiply like bunnies

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Re: Ask Maytag: Questions Thread III
« Reply #65 on: April 03, 2009, 03:43:51 am »
heh, I think Today's answer form Qtalda in Maytag's corner, really sets in stone some of her personality characteristics.
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Re: Ask Maytag: Questions Thread III
« Reply #66 on: April 03, 2009, 10:59:33 am »
You mean non-answer :roll:

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Re: Ask Maytag: Questions Thread III
« Reply #67 on: April 03, 2009, 02:08:33 pm »
Dear Maytag,

WHY DOES EVERYTHING I TOUCH TURN TO PEPPERONI PIZZZA?! ;~;

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Re: Ask Maytag: Questions Thread III
« Reply #68 on: April 04, 2009, 02:22:33 pm »
Dear Maytag,

Do you get lubricated on your own well enough, or do you find that you need to use third party supplements to enhance the process?

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Re: Ask Maytag: Questions Thread III
« Reply #69 on: April 04, 2009, 02:47:55 pm »
Dear Maytag/Bern:

Do men wearing Kilts scare you?
What good is dreaming it if you don't actually do it?.

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Re: Ask Maytag: Questions Thread III
« Reply #70 on: April 04, 2009, 08:38:54 pm »
Dear Maytag,

North Korea launched a long range missile today. They say it was carrying a satellite, other nations say it was a long range ballistic missile test. I think they cryogenically froze Kim Jong Il - that tiny lesbian-looking bastard - and launched him into space, and the satellite will return in 200 years time when KJI will return to Earth as the Prince of Space, and fight off the evil aliens whose weapons cannot harm him yet they scare the crap out of him anyway.

What do you think?

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Re: Ask Maytag: Questions Thread III
« Reply #71 on: April 04, 2009, 09:37:48 pm »
Dear Maytag

When did you start having all that sex? I know your first time was when you were very young, but have you been having sex non-stop since then or was it a while before it became a habit? If the former, what kinds of people would sleep with someone so young?

 :-\

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Re: Ask Maytag: Questions Thread III
« Reply #72 on: April 05, 2009, 04:41:17 pm »
I have Maytag's Corner incentives up till April 25th, now!  If anyone else has any questions, please feel free to ask!

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Re: Ask Maytag: Questions Thread III
« Reply #73 on: April 05, 2009, 09:08:56 pm »
Dear Crest

Does Maytag's extremely high libido strike you as a sex addiction? You're the only one I'd really trust to ask, since I'm sure Maytag doesn't think she's addicted and Bern would probably deny it.

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Re: Ask Maytag: Questions Thread III
« Reply #74 on: April 05, 2009, 09:09:58 pm »
Hey Maytag,

Is your Jester suit enchanted at all to keep you warm? It seems like you would get really cold at night or in the rain wearing just that.

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Re: Ask Maytag: Questions Thread III
« Reply #75 on: April 06, 2009, 02:03:47 am »
Dear Bernadette,

Just a quick strategic question for you. How do would you deal with a ranged (archers, dagger throwers) opponent? (excluding sorcery, and escape is impossible) As your particular style of fighting is a defensive one and seems to weigh on your opponent coming at you. Does it have some kind of trick to dealing with archers? Or does it kind of put you in a improvisational position?
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Re: Ask Maytag: Questions Thread III
« Reply #76 on: April 06, 2009, 03:57:26 pm »
Dear Maytag.

I think your awsome :D! I know that you were all upbeat about it when you lost your arm, but lately you seem to be kinda depressed. Does the arm thing have anything to do with it? We love you! Hang in there!  :-*

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Re: Ask Maytag: Questions Thread III
« Reply #77 on: April 08, 2009, 12:37:44 am »
Dear Maytag,

Now that your cheating is out in the open and it turns out that Bern knew and didn't care, a pertinent question has been raised in my mind:

How does it feel to have dodged the bullet and avoided your well-deserved comeuppance AGAIN?
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Re: Ask Maytag: Questions Thread III
« Reply #78 on: April 08, 2009, 02:12:19 pm »
Dear Brion,

Are the answers of the Maytag Corner considered "canon"? As in, do the characters in them answer acording to their "real" personalities and what's in their minds in the comic's continuity, or it's like the intermissions, with blatant out-of-character sillyness? (Brick Bern comes to mind).

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Re: Ask Maytag: Questions Thread III
« Reply #79 on: April 08, 2009, 03:25:34 pm »
Dear Cc Sabathia,

what's it like to choke on your first career start with the team that is paying you $161 million?

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Re: Ask Maytag: Questions Thread III
« Reply #80 on: April 08, 2009, 05:58:43 pm »
Dear Brion,

Are the answers of the Maytag Corner considered "canon"? As in, do the characters in them answer acording to their "real" personalities and what's in their minds in the comic's continuity, or it's like the intermissions, with blatant out-of-character sillyness? (Brick Bern comes to mind).

It's not technically considered "canon," as it's not part of the story.  But at the same time, all of the characters are meant to be portrayed as true to their characters, aside from their real world knowledge.  So their answers are meant to be real answers, as if they had stepped out of the comic to answer you themselves.  In short, it's exactly like the interview section.

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Re: Ask Maytag: Questions Thread III
« Reply #81 on: April 08, 2009, 11:01:39 pm »
@Admiral Apocalypto: Remember that discussion I had about something in the flipside printed books hinting at why a relationship between Crest and Suspira would be very bad?  Read today's Maytag's Corner reply to a question from Enigma.
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Re: Ask Maytag: Questions Thread III
« Reply #82 on: April 10, 2009, 02:36:02 am »
Dear Maytag,
you travel a lot, and meet people from different places. But everyone you met so far speak the same language. We've not even seen dialects or accents.
Is this a well known Lingua Franca, or does really everybody in Iscariot speak the same language?

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Re: Ask Maytag: Questions Thread III
« Reply #83 on: April 10, 2009, 01:28:47 pm »
Dear Bern,

Knowing your strong belief in the knighthood, their stance on homosexality and your own sexuality.  What is your stance/opinions on gay marriage/civil unions?
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Re: Ask Maytag: Questions Thread III
« Reply #84 on: April 11, 2009, 02:41:41 am »
I hate be another one of those people, but I missed the answer to my question about breast regrowth from yesterday. Has anyone saved it, or...?

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Re: Ask Maytag: Questions Thread III
« Reply #85 on: April 11, 2009, 06:16:02 am »
Dear Maytag:
                   can hate be good? Can hate be great? 
What good is dreaming it if you don't actually do it?.

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Re: Ask Maytag: Questions Thread III
« Reply #86 on: April 11, 2009, 10:46:43 am »
Dear Maytag:

Do you love cute things? Becuase I think cute things are awsome!  :-*

http://frederatorblogs.com/cute/files/2008/04/annachambers.jpg

That's why I love you, becuase you are adorable!  :-*

I love you Maytag!  :-*
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Re: Ask Maytag: Questions Thread III
« Reply #87 on: April 11, 2009, 12:02:30 pm »
I hate be another one of those people, but I missed the answer to my question about breast regrowth from yesterday. Has anyone saved it, or...?
You have pm.

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Re: Ask Maytag: Questions Thread III
« Reply #88 on: April 12, 2009, 10:57:29 am »
Dear Bernadette and Maytag,

Hi! Love you two as a couple by the way! You guys are truly inspiring! Best of luck! :D

Here's my question:

For how long were you guys together, before you had sex?

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Re: Ask Maytag: Questions Thread III
« Reply #89 on: April 12, 2009, 10:59:22 am »
Dear Crest,

Do you secretly want Bernadette and Maytag's relationship to end, because you've totally got the hots for Maytag?