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Re: Ask Maytag: Questions Thread III
« Reply #30 on: March 25, 2009, 06:50:25 pm »
Dear Maytag,

If you and Bern had to fight, and you both really had to try to win, do you think you would win? Let's assume the fight starts with you outside Bern's sword range but close enough that a fireblast would hit you, too. I get the feeling you would win.

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Re: Ask Maytag: Questions Thread III
« Reply #31 on: March 25, 2009, 07:26:00 pm »
Wow that was a great question.  I've actually thought about that before too. :)

(of course I'm referring to LordKaT's question..obviously.)

Dear Maytag,

What's the first thing that pops into your mind as something that you're afraid of?

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Re: Ask Maytag: Questions Thread III
« Reply #32 on: March 26, 2009, 12:41:39 pm »
Dear Maytag,

When Bernedette said she already knew about your cheating, how did you feel?

Where you sad, releived, emberessed?

Are you glad that it's finally out in the open?

Do you think she'll let you sleep with other people now  :-[?
I got 99 problems but a nymphomaniac jester girl ain't one.

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Re: Ask Maytag: Questions Thread III
« Reply #33 on: March 26, 2009, 09:48:28 pm »
has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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Re: Ask Maytag: Questions Thread III
« Reply #34 on: March 26, 2009, 10:11:41 pm »
has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

...say what?

The early bird is flying solo and will probably be killed by the earlier cat.

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Re: Ask Maytag: Questions Thread III
« Reply #35 on: March 26, 2009, 10:15:36 pm »
Maytag, if you knew that I knew of your infidelity, would you have continued if I had said nothing?

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Re: Ask Maytag: Questions Thread III
« Reply #36 on: March 26, 2009, 10:29:55 pm »
Dear Maytag and Bernadette,

I have three questions:
1) How badly are you going to hurt Glyph if he does try using his special eyepiece again?
2) How are things going to go with Suspiria from now on?
3) How do the two of you feel about getting Maytag's arm replaced?

PS: You two are amazing.

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Re: Ask Maytag: Questions Thread III
« Reply #37 on: March 26, 2009, 10:49:42 pm »
1. Like I said before, it'll be the last time he sees anything.
2. Shouldn't be hard to keep her in line until she gets some rest, but I doubt she'll try something like that again.
3. I'm all for it.  It'd be awful of me to object, especially after that potion she gave me helped me when we first encountered Mary.

(At the postscript) Thank you!

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Re: Ask Maytag: Questions Thread III
« Reply #38 on: March 27, 2009, 12:26:13 am »
Dear Bern & May,

Bearing in mind even Derricks and Bloody Mary seem to have played by a set of rules, not dreadfully nice ones but still. Do you ever worry that you'll come across someone who doesn't play by any rules?

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Re: Ask Maytag: Questions Thread III
« Reply #39 on: March 28, 2009, 12:11:44 am »
Dear Maytag:

Since you like card games so much, shouldn't you be throwing sharpened blades shaped like playing cards ala The Joker?

P.S.  I'd love to see you in a fight with Harly Quinn(don't pretend you don't know who I'm talking about, either!). :P

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Re: Ask Maytag: Questions Thread III
« Reply #40 on: March 29, 2009, 01:08:56 am »
Where did that second part of today's question come from? I never said anything about a park. >.>

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Re: Ask Maytag: Questions Thread III
« Reply #41 on: March 29, 2009, 01:15:37 am »
What?  Damn it!  I missed my question!

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Re: Ask Maytag: Questions Thread III
« Reply #42 on: March 29, 2009, 04:41:47 pm »
@admiral Apocalypto: I might have it, which one was it?

Quote from: Admiral Apocalypto
This question is for Bloody Mary...and ONLY Bloody Mary, Maytag shouldn't be there.

Mary, do bandits taste better than innocents? Or rather, do you get more satisfaction from killing people you feel deserve it?
is that the question?  'cos I think it might have been skipped.  I'll double check when I get home.
« Last Edit: March 29, 2009, 04:44:36 pm by charles »
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Re: Ask Maytag: Questions Thread III
« Reply #43 on: March 29, 2009, 06:11:47 pm »
Dear Kin,

Is there an afterlife? Does the Vorpal Sea and stuff exist? I figure you'd be the most qualified to answer.

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Re: Ask Maytag: Questions Thread III
« Reply #44 on: March 29, 2009, 08:02:34 pm »
Dear Maytag,

Have once ever swept kitchen cake pudding with truffle icing happy go scooter tricycle?

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Re: Ask Maytag: Questions Thread III
« Reply #45 on: March 29, 2009, 08:18:28 pm »
@admiral Apocalypto: I might have it, which one was it?

Quote from: Admiral Apocalypto
This question is for Bloody Mary...and ONLY Bloody Mary, Maytag shouldn't be there.

Mary, do bandits taste better than innocents? Or rather, do you get more satisfaction from killing people you feel deserve it?
is that the question?  'cos I think it might have been skipped.  I'll double check when I get home.
That one.  And why would he skip it?  The dude answers LordKaT questions by the score!

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Re: Ask Maytag: Questions Thread III
« Reply #46 on: March 29, 2009, 08:36:48 pm »
*PMSL*  Well, you did ask for ONLY bloody Mary, and he has (since) specified that you can't get any character alone.

I think there was a reasonably similar question or questions not long before that one of yours as well (but mainly regarding taste rather than satisfaction).
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Re: Ask Maytag: Questions Thread III
« Reply #47 on: March 29, 2009, 08:43:43 pm »
Well, you did ask for ONLY bloody Mary, and he has (since) specified that you can't get any character alone.

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Re: Ask Maytag: Questions Thread III
« Reply #48 on: March 29, 2009, 08:55:28 pm »
@admiral Apocalypto: I might have it, which one was it?

Quote from: Admiral Apocalypto
This question is for Bloody Mary...and ONLY Bloody Mary, Maytag shouldn't be there.

Mary, do bandits taste better than innocents? Or rather, do you get more satisfaction from killing people you feel deserve it?
is that the question?  'cos I think it might have been skipped.  I'll double check when I get home.
That one.  And why would he skip it?  The dude answers LordKaT questions by the score!

This question was NOT skipped!  (But maytag was there.  Sorry.)

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Re: Ask Maytag: Questions Thread III
« Reply #49 on: March 29, 2009, 09:11:59 pm »
...link?

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Re: Ask Maytag: Questions Thread III
« Reply #50 on: March 29, 2009, 09:50:08 pm »
Having trouble finding it.  Can you point me to exactly where and when this question was asked?  I coulda sworn I answered it.


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Re: Ask Maytag: Questions Thread III
« Reply #52 on: March 29, 2009, 10:22:23 pm »
It would've been answered just a few days ago, since Xshu's was just answered, and it was only a few posts after mine.

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Re: Ask Maytag: Questions Thread III
« Reply #53 on: March 30, 2009, 02:09:15 pm »
So it's from the old forum, then?

I see it now.  Oops, sorry, looks like I did skip that one after all.  I was confused because there was a similar question to yours asked by Strike Central.  The reason I skipped your question has nothing to do with you asking for Maytag not to be there, it's because Mary's answer would have been exactly the same as the one to Strike Central's question, which was the day before, so I decided it would be redundant.
« Last Edit: March 30, 2009, 02:14:42 pm by Brion Foulke »

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Re: Ask Maytag: Questions Thread III
« Reply #54 on: March 31, 2009, 08:36:22 am »
Question for Lady Bernadette, Knight in all but name:  :-*

You, a skilled sword teacher, have stated you're teaching Crest "the basics", not your advanced style. Also, we've seen you use simple, basic thrusts (and to great effect) against a certain maw. Yet you've stated in your interviews, with a perfectly straight face, that you are unable to efectively attack with your swords without being attacked first. Which brings me to my question...

┬┐How many poker lessons has Maytag given to you? Your poker face is certainly a marvel to behold!  ;D

(edited, changing the order for better clarity)
(edited again, cropping out excessive wording -Brion, feel free to ignore this if it you had the art already done).
« Last Edit: April 07, 2009, 01:43:10 am by erana »

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Re: Ask Maytag: Questions Thread III
« Reply #55 on: March 31, 2009, 10:17:59 am »
]That one.  And why would he skip it?  The dude answers LordKaT questions by the score!

Not to be a dick, I just thought I'd point out that there was a period of about 4 months where Brion kept the Ask Maytag thread open but nobody asked any questions ... and I was the only one asking questions for a good length of time. There was a backlog of my brain damage in that thread, hence a lot of my questions got answered.

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Re: Ask Maytag: Questions Thread III
« Reply #56 on: March 31, 2009, 05:51:16 pm »
Makes sense.

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Re: Ask Maytag: Questions Thread III
« Reply #57 on: April 01, 2009, 03:09:52 pm »
Dear Maytag, do you like lobster?

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Re: Ask Maytag: Questions Thread III
« Reply #58 on: April 02, 2009, 01:11:26 am »
Quote from: TODAY'S VOTE INCENTIVE
Maytag:[...]I'm willing to change for her.

Wow! And once she sets her mind to something, she never cracks!
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Re: Ask Maytag: Questions Thread III
« Reply #59 on: April 02, 2009, 08:18:25 am »
New question for Bern:  :-*

You actually called yourself, a cute, pretty, slim redhead whith an habit of out-knighting whole chivalric orders, out-fighting invencible monsters, out-smarting smartass jesters (sorry, May) AND bitch-slapping level 3+ sorcerers, "boring".

What's then "interesting" for you? Blindfolded, one-handed chainsaw juggling? Parachuteless base jumping? Integrating relativity and quamtum theories by back-of-envelope calculations on your sleep? Becoming the Mesiah (by either the Gourd and/or the Shoe factions)? Or ALL the above?

Just wondering :)