Author Topic: Ask Maytag: Questions Thread III (Read 98054 times)

Azonalanthious · « **Reply #180 on:** September 04, 2009, 09:33:13 pm »

Dear Maytag, if you and Bern ever break up, will you marry me? Or at least extend the same offer you made Crest? I don't mind if you wanna sleep around at the same time.

Alternately

Dear Maytag, other then juggling, knife throwing, and jokes, are there any other major elements to your jester show and if so, what are they?

EddyGirl · « **Reply #181 on:** September 05, 2009, 02:54:03 am »

Quote from: parameciumkid on September 04, 2009, 06:46:56 pm

Beating? Nah. I feel mostly the same way about Mary and don't believe myself to be alone.
The question is though, if you met someone like Bloody Mary in real life, would she actually be sexy?

i would like to say yes, but i honestly dont know how i would react in that situation. i dont know the future, and can only try to be accepting of everyone. but i'm not as 'strong' as maytag is. i dont think i could let her just eat my arm. i accept pain, but it's far too unbearable to 'block' it like she does. i just try to get over it, learn from it, and move on. anyways, i do very much like Mary's character and would like to see much more from/about her.

Valenthesial · « **Reply #182 on:** September 07, 2009, 08:36:58 am »

Quote from: Valenthesial on June 19, 2009, 08:06:00 am

Dear Crest,

How do you intend to follow up your promise to Suspiria: "I'll put up with you...!"?
Do you have a romantic interest in her and if so, do you think you'll have to courage to act on it?

Last but not least: How do you think Orransong's face will look like if you'll eventually come back home with the genius sorceress as your girlfriend?

Anyone happen to have the .gif answer for that one and can link it to me? seems I've missed this voting (or was this question skipped?).
I've just seen the answer to Foof's question which is just after mine.

Thanks in advance.

LordKaT · « **Reply #183 on:** September 09, 2009, 10:50:11 pm »

Dear Maytag & Bern,

Will you two quit this internet thing and come work on a goat farm with me?

Foof · « **Reply #184 on:** September 11, 2009, 01:37:50 pm »

Oh man...I forgot I asked Regina that question. T_T I always seem to miss my days.
Does anyone have that one saved/remember what she said?

Lightstep · « **Reply #185 on:** September 11, 2009, 08:35:45 pm »

Hi Maytag,

I think you're nice, kind and clever (plus I'm glad I don't have to play you at poker). My question is if you could sum up your life philosophy in a witty phrase, what would it be?

Also

Hi Suspiria,

I have a question about the Phalanx. If they are the police who watches over them to ensure they don't become corrupt? How are decisions made/power shared?

Hans · « **Reply #186 on:** September 13, 2009, 03:37:00 am »

Hello Maytag,
can you give a rough estimate about how much does fit into your d bag? In any appropriate measurement.

thunder storm · « **Reply #187 on:** September 16, 2009, 11:39:58 am »

Hey Maytag, how hot does it get where you are? Where i'm from it get's to about 110* F in the summer.

Zoreaster · « **Reply #188 on:** September 16, 2009, 08:04:40 pm »

Dear Maytag,

I've had a few of my questions answered awhile back and I thank you for that, however there is one situation I'm having trouble with and I don't quite know how to handle it. My dude friends are dicks so I thought my chances of getting a good answer from them was rather slim. Anywho after a somewhat disastrous date I'm not sure how to confront the girl I went out with (long story short we got lost for awhile). She was actually pretty cool with everything, but I haven't heard anything out of her for awhile. Any advice on how I should handle this?

Foof · « **Reply #189 on:** September 21, 2009, 07:38:18 pm »

Dear Suspira,
Is there any kind of instant communication device in your world? Like our equivalent of a cell phone.

thunder storm · « **Reply #190 on:** September 22, 2009, 09:53:19 am »

Hey maytag (bern can also answer this one too) what is the craziest thing that you have ever done?

also, have you (or do you now) have any pets?

Brion Foulke · « **Reply #191 on:** September 25, 2009, 10:20:20 pm »

I've got Maytag's Corners up until November 6th. Need more questions!

UmberIsSexy · « **Reply #192 on:** September 26, 2009, 01:43:50 am »

Maytag n' Bern! Do y'all shave your legs? How about your armpits? If so, how often?

Oh wait...no, I'll bet you use magical hair removal...but wait, the question still stands for you, Bern, since you normally don't use magic!

UmberIsSexy · « **Reply #193 on:** September 26, 2009, 01:45:24 am »

Hey Bern,

Have you ever been so drunk that when you wake up the next morning you don't remember the night before?

Oddball · « **Reply #194 on:** September 26, 2009, 01:50:16 am »

Hey crest ever drunk so much you have drunk your self sober?

strikecentral · « **Reply #195 on:** September 27, 2009, 12:31:30 pm »

Dear maytag(or, once again, anyone who wshed to answer),

Horray! It's my birthday!

1)What is your birthday?
2)What would you like to get for your birthday?

Please have as many characters answer this as you feel comfortable.
Dog pile!

parameciumkid · « **Reply #196 on:** September 28, 2009, 06:11:44 am »

What holidays are there in Iscariot?
Do they have conventions?
Do you ever go to conventions?
Have you or any other Flipside character been in any other comics?

Oddball · « **Reply #197 on:** September 28, 2009, 09:21:25 am »

Dear May and Bern to you what is a Hero? is it some sort of weird sandwich or some one that does something above and beyond the call of duty?

thunder storm · « **Reply #198 on:** September 28, 2009, 10:15:35 am »

dear maytag, and bern

if you traveled from Iscariot to the U.S.A. what would be the first things you'd want to do when you got here?

thunder storm · « **Reply #199 on:** October 04, 2009, 10:22:34 am »

dear maytag

wow, 90*F! you got it nice there. (now on with the question)

what kind of vehicles do you have in iscariot? the only one i've seen (and correct me if i'm wrong) was a horse drawn carriage that you , bern, crest, and suspiria got in. here we have cars the use internal combustion engines, it's sorta like a carriage that's powered by a constant explosion. but you don't get blown up, (expect for some very rare cases, on race built cars that have engines that are pushed to the limit, but there are safety devices in place to protect the driver)

Foof · « **Reply #200 on:** October 06, 2009, 07:46:29 pm »

Dear Crest,

(Ha ha, yes another question about sex.)
If you could have a threesome with Bernadette and Maytag--or an orgy with Bern, May, and Suspi--but the only requirement was that you dress in drag, would you?

parameciumkid · « **Reply #201 on:** October 07, 2009, 03:46:19 pm »

Foof, do you have a DeviantArt? 'Cuz I think I saw it today.

Brion Foulke · « **Reply #202 on:** October 14, 2009, 03:45:35 pm »

Have incentives up till October the 18th. Could use a few more questions!

parameciumkid · « **Reply #203 on:** October 14, 2009, 06:00:17 pm »

Dear Maytag,
Is there a question you wish you were asked in an interview but haven't been?

Oddball · « **Reply #204 on:** October 21, 2009, 01:57:27 am »

Dear Bloody Mary,
Can you lend me 50 pounds to mend the shed? Im right on my uppers. I'll pay you back when this postal order arrives from Australia, honestly. Hope the canabalisim is under control.

All the best from Oddball

Foof · « **Reply #205 on:** October 21, 2009, 10:47:13 am »

Quote from: parameciumkid on October 07, 2009, 03:46:19 pm

Foof, do you have a DeviantArt? 'Cuz I think I saw it today.

Yeah, I do. But I don't really use it anymore. XD; Was it Foofiliy?

To stay on topic...

Dear Mary,

Do you have a preference of people, or do they all taste the same? Have you ever tried cooking them instead of eating them raw?

xain · « **Reply #206 on:** November 02, 2009, 01:07:24 pm »

Dear Bernadette.
The reason your not using Grant's sword is because you require two identical swords right? THen couldn't you have your current swords enchanted with the same spells that are on Grant's? Maybe if you asked nice you might even be able to get Suspiria to do it for you.

xain · « **Reply #207 on:** November 02, 2009, 04:34:53 pm »

Dear Maytag
You alway seem to try your best to make potential adversaries into friends. So I can't help but wonder if you would attempt to do the same if you were ever to meet "the thin man" the bastard responsible for changing Clairen and bloody Mary

WingZero0ne · « **Reply #208 on:** November 23, 2009, 03:20:12 pm »

right on so this one is for suspira. your hair changes based on your mood or feelings i am not mistaken... does that make you a crappy poker player?
i hardly see any practical reasons for such a thing like that... well. peace.

parameciumkid · « **Reply #209 on:** November 23, 2009, 03:52:55 pm »

@Maytag:

Have you noticed your eyes gradually getting bigger over the last several months? Are you using some kind of anti-aging cream we don't know about?

News:

Author Topic: Ask Maytag: Questions Thread III (Read 98054 times)

Azonalanthious

EddyGirl

Valenthesial

LordKaT

Foof

Lightstep

thunder storm

Zoreaster

Foof

thunder storm

thunder storm

thunder storm

Foof

Foof

xain

xain

WingZero0ne