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Ask Maytag: Questions Thread III
« on: March 18, 2009, 05:58:13 am »
This is just like the character interviews, except the answers show up as vote incentives every day.

You may ask Maytag any question you want! It can be about the politics and pop culture of our real world, or about something in Iscariot, or philosophy in general, advice, or anything about Maytag herself and the people she knows. Funny or serious questions are OK!

You may can also ask the following characters questions:

Bernadette
Crest                   
Suspiria
Glyph
Umber
Sierra
Orransong
Bloody Mary
Kindred
Qtalda
Vajra

Some guidelines:
1. Keep your question to no more than 1 paragraph, and preferably as concise as possible. Your question may be skipped if it is too wordy.
2. Try to make it not too similar to other recent questions, or it may be passed over due to redundancy.
3. Watch your grammar and spelling. You don't have to be perfect, but at least put a little effort into them.

That's about it. Remember that unlike the interviews, you can ask as many questions to Maytag as you want, and even ask follow up questions to questions that have already been answered. Have fun!
« Last Edit: March 18, 2009, 06:43:12 am by Brion Foulke »

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Re: Ask Maytag: Questions Thread III
« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2009, 06:28:23 am »
Can you still ask one other character besides Maytag?

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Re: Ask Maytag: Questions Thread III
« Reply #2 on: March 18, 2009, 06:43:39 am »
Yes.  I edited the post to include a list of characters that you can ask.

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Re: Ask Maytag: Questions Thread III
« Reply #3 on: March 18, 2009, 07:19:35 am »
Hai maytag, is me! Wat maek u pankcakes?

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Re: Ask Maytag: Questions Thread III
« Reply #4 on: March 18, 2009, 08:39:17 am »
Dear Crest,

Just what did you mean by "Well, When they eventually do split up I'll be there to pick up the pieces, Maytag." which you said at the campfire?
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Re: Ask Maytag: Questions Thread III
« Reply #5 on: March 18, 2009, 10:03:01 am »
Wait, didn't I already make this thread?

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Re: Ask Maytag: Questions Thread III
« Reply #6 on: March 18, 2009, 10:40:25 am »
Dear Qtalda

Why are you such a bitch? Were you abused as a child or something? Is it just becuase you are old and crotchety and your uterus has all dried up? Do you need a hug? What's wrong with you?  :)
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Re: Ask Maytag: Questions Thread III
« Reply #7 on: March 18, 2009, 01:13:20 pm »
Dear Bloody Mary,

How did you learn to make fear demons? Can you make one at any time, or do you have to be well fed or something first?

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Re: Ask Maytag: Questions Thread III
« Reply #8 on: March 18, 2009, 01:32:39 pm »
Brion, just to clarify.  If we don't want Maytag there, do we have to specify that?  For example, will Shay's question go to Bloody Mary with Maytag watching, or just Bloody Mary?

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Re: Ask Maytag: Questions Thread III
« Reply #9 on: March 18, 2009, 03:20:55 pm »
Maytag will be there no matter what, since it is still her "corner."  Sorry!  Maybe I'll pick a coming month to be a month of answers without Maytag present.

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Re: Ask Maytag: Questions Thread III
« Reply #10 on: March 18, 2009, 08:14:06 pm »
Oh, not cool, dude.  Not cool at all.

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Re: Ask Maytag: Questions Thread III
« Reply #11 on: March 22, 2009, 03:27:41 am »
To Kindred, assuming this interview is taking place post your Bloody Mary fight:

What's it like being dead?
2 kids = no more comics, but you can still find me doing BG portraits now and then

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Re: Ask Maytag: Questions Thread III
« Reply #12 on: March 22, 2009, 07:51:36 am »
Dear maytag,

ok. So you would easily sacrifice yourself for Bern. But what if you had to choose who you wanted to save between: Bernadette or a poor defenceless little girl?

 

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Re: Ask Maytag: Questions Thread III
« Reply #13 on: March 22, 2009, 07:54:07 am »
Dear Bernadette,

Is your relationship with Maytag, the longest relationship you've ever been in so far?

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Re: Ask Maytag: Questions Thread III
« Reply #14 on: March 22, 2009, 07:55:04 am »
Maytag will be there no matter what, since it is still her "corner."  Sorry!  Maybe I'll pick a coming month to be a month of answers without Maytag present.

No! Please keep Maytag there! I like it with her there... She's the best!

:D

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Re: Ask Maytag: Questions Thread III
« Reply #15 on: March 22, 2009, 07:57:39 am »
Dear Bernadette,

So have you ever been in any relationships with men? If so, how far did they go? I would love for you to go into details- if that's okay. :)

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Re: Ask Maytag: Questions Thread III
« Reply #16 on: March 22, 2009, 08:00:00 am »
Dear Crest,

Have you ever had a girlfriend? Or girlfriendS even? If so- please do go into details! :D

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Re: Ask Maytag: Questions Thread III
« Reply #17 on: March 22, 2009, 08:02:58 am »
Dear Glyph,

Where can i get a pair of those awesome glasses? You know... the ones that let you see through people's clothes? ;)

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Re: Ask Maytag: Questions Thread III
« Reply #18 on: March 22, 2009, 09:49:06 am »
Maytag will be there no matter what, since it is still her "corner."
I still don't see why she has to be there if the question specifically requests that she NOT be there.  I think Maytag would respect the person it was asked to enough to exit the room if necessary.

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Re: Ask Maytag: Questions Thread III
« Reply #19 on: March 22, 2009, 02:52:44 pm »
Aww, don't be like that. If he doesn't want Maytag gone, he won't move her. It'll just annoy him if we focus on it. Wait patiently and one of these days he might do the month without Maytag. 

QUESTION: Maytag, while you claim that your arm can be regrown and your finger can be reattached, you say your breasts could only be "repaired...sort of". Why?

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Re: Ask Maytag: Questions Thread III
« Reply #20 on: March 22, 2009, 04:11:37 pm »
Dear Qtalda,

What is the history and reason behind the creation of the Xibulba collars?
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Re: Ask Maytag: Questions Thread III
« Reply #21 on: March 22, 2009, 05:56:18 pm »
Wait patiently and one of these days he might do the month without Maytag.
Or he could, you know, just do one without Maytag when someone requests it, which would probably be rare.  It doesn't make sense to say "I won't do it once, but I'll do it thirty times."

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Re: Ask Maytag: Questions Thread III
« Reply #22 on: March 22, 2009, 07:18:14 pm »
Dear Qtalda,
                 why do you have banadges over your face?
What good is dreaming it if you don't actually do it?.

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Re: Ask Maytag: Questions Thread III
« Reply #23 on: March 22, 2009, 07:40:31 pm »
I know I'm going to hate the answer to that question >_>

...unless it turns out I was right ^_^

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Re: Ask Maytag: Questions Thread III
« Reply #24 on: March 22, 2009, 08:45:42 pm »
Or he could, you know, just do one without Maytag when someone requests it, which would probably be rare.  It doesn't make sense to say "I won't do it once, but I'll do it thirty times."

Yes, it's a totally arbitrary rule, but I like the idea that it's Maytag's corner so you can't get rid of her, and even if you ask for her to not be there, she will just ignore it.

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Re: Ask Maytag: Questions Thread III
« Reply #25 on: March 23, 2009, 05:24:59 pm »
Well that's mighty discourteous of her.

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Re: Ask Maytag: Questions Thread III
« Reply #26 on: March 23, 2009, 07:39:19 pm »
Dear Maytag,

Check out this video:http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/blog/5512

Do you think I have a future in stand up comedy, or should I just give up now?

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Re: Ask Maytag: Questions Thread III
« Reply #27 on: March 23, 2009, 08:01:43 pm »
@LordKat: Well Maytag is a member of the business so she should know.

Dear Orransong,

Was there a particular event that drove Grant to the belief the knights should use enchanted weapons?
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Re: Ask Maytag: Questions Thread III
« Reply #28 on: March 25, 2009, 10:58:52 am »
Alright, this time I'd like to have this question be answered by Bern. [size=8]I hope this one hasn't already been asked in previous threads....[/size]

Okay, question time!

Bern: When you were growing up did you know that you were lesbian? Or before you met Maytag in general? Since you wanted to be a knight all of your life I imagine realizing that you were one had to have been awful. Were you in denial at first?

Thank you for your time!

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Re: Ask Maytag: Questions Thread III
« Reply #29 on: March 25, 2009, 11:19:36 am »
Dear Maytag,

Are you wearing any underwear? If so, can I sniff it?