Author Topic: HOLY CRAP  (Read 5936 times)

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HOLY CRAP
« on: February 03, 2010, 01:31:42 am »
i do belive akashayi's world takeover has began
for 350k this can be yours

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Re: HOLY CRAP
« Reply #1 on: February 03, 2010, 02:02:37 am »
No buy...
Too tall, no terrain capabilities, under armored, under armed, too slow.

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Re: HOLY CRAP
« Reply #2 on: February 03, 2010, 06:06:26 am »
Not impressed too tall,no real weaponary (it fires bean bags!) and can only go on flat terrain  :-\
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Re: HOLY CRAP
« Reply #3 on: February 03, 2010, 06:36:33 am »
It can't even traverse a sidewalk!

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Re: HOLY CRAP
« Reply #4 on: February 03, 2010, 01:32:39 pm »
Not impressed too tall,no real weaponary (it fires bean bags!) and can only go on flat terrain  :-\
as the resident mechanic im sure u can fix most of that up

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Re: HOLY CRAP
« Reply #5 on: February 03, 2010, 02:26:17 pm »
Heh, yeah, my mechs are 100 times more ass kicking than those

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Re: HOLY CRAP
« Reply #6 on: February 03, 2010, 04:46:02 pm »
Yeah, see you've got to realise that a tank will always be faster, more heavily armed and more heavily armored than any Mech which may be designed one day.  So whats the point of mechs?

All terrain capability.

Seriously. The advantage that A walker should have over a wheeled machine is to be capable of making its way through forests or even climbing rocks and hills that would be too steep or large for tanks and wheeled vehicles.  This way you get a relatively well armored and well armed vehicle where normally only troops could go.

The Vietnamese were able to defeat the U.S. forces because they could take cover in forests where the U.S. tanks and heavily armed vehicles were too bulky to follow.  In these circumstances it came down to troops and light arms only, which brought it back to a much more even fight since this was almost all the Vietnamese had over the U.S. in greater numbers.

We look at the Iraq and Afghanistan wars and we see a much easier success since there's very little forestry, so tanks and other armored forces can be brought to use much more easily.  The places they're still holding out are the mountains where it's difficult to follow with armored vehicles.

Bring in walkers and suddenly technology can take the advantage in the last refuge for the pure troop armies.
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Re: HOLY CRAP
« Reply #7 on: February 04, 2010, 12:13:47 am »
My idea of a walker is Ed 209 from Robocop but even then it could not handle stairs/steps. it is heavily armed and has a low centre of gravity unlike that THING. and Charles you should know that the NVA used tanks on thier last offensive into Saigon.
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Re: HOLY CRAP
« Reply #8 on: February 04, 2010, 01:06:44 am »
Yeah but by then the U.S. presence was all but nil so the NVA had enough of an advantage with tank numbers.

If there were still significant U.S. forces in there, they'd have had tanks ready and able to defend the city and its doubtful the NVA tanks would have had much chance against them.  But even then, its the U.S. Helicopters which would have done the real damage to any NVA tanks which had shown their head.

Low tech armies/forces/countries usually have only troop advantages.  They might not be as well trained or equipped but they have lots of them and they're more willing to put up with casualties than Western forces, so they keep to areas where tanks and other higher tech equipment can't be easily brought into the fight.  In the case of Afghanistan and Iraq, all they have are mountains.  Outside of that, the best they can do is keep to small groups in the cities and make small attacks of opportunity while trying to slip around under the noses of the enemy.  This is why Mechs could be important if they get it right.  Suddenly, western nations could bring technology into the mountains and forests, capable of withstanding light arms fire and returning fire.
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Re: HOLY CRAP
« Reply #9 on: February 04, 2010, 02:00:07 am »
but any way this version gets a nae vote from me to get into the Flipside Regime, if it does I'm fugging using it for targert practice.
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Re: HOLY CRAP
« Reply #10 on: February 04, 2010, 02:14:32 am »
i simply thought it seemd like a good idea for akashayi the regime will stick with jeeps tanks and the occasional aircraft

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Re: HOLY CRAP
« Reply #11 on: February 04, 2010, 02:37:50 am »
But that means we will be able to defeat Akashayi easily
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Re: HOLY CRAP
« Reply #12 on: February 04, 2010, 02:39:03 am »
dont let her hear that she has ninjas

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Re: HOLY CRAP
« Reply #13 on: February 04, 2010, 02:41:53 am »
Dam I forgot about her secret Ninja army  :o
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Re: HOLY CRAP
« Reply #14 on: February 04, 2010, 03:13:49 am »
I dunno.  Don't her mechs have death rays?  Kind of pointless having armor against something like that.

Plus if they've been programmed by her for ninja moves then we won't even see 'em coming.

The only chance we have is to use troops with heavy anti-tank weaponry.  I figure she's likely to program them to take out soft targets with giant mecha melee weapons... just to be badass, so we might have a chance if they're getting in that close for the remaining men to get a lucky shot off.

Think of it in terms of a sort of horror movie.  We might be able to scramble 10 men for each one of her Ninja-Death-Mechas so we put everyone into 10 man squads carrying heavy anti-tank weapons and they'll probably each attract one of the deadly bots.  I figure the first guy will go without anyone noticing.  2nd man probably gets pulled off in a manner thats just bearly noticed and starts to put the other 8 on edge as they begin to worry. 7th guy probably manages to get off a scream or two as he's dragged into the darkness so now they're really on edge.  6th guy is probably taken out with one of the remainging 5 managing to catch a glympse and begin raving to the others about it, who in turn doubt him until the guy doubting him is suddenly ripped appart in front of them with the death bot escaping before they can even point their weapons after it.  They decide to fortify their position and wait it out for a while until one of them just freaks out too much, breaks cover and gets one of his mates minced for his trouble.  The remaining 3 decide to take the action to the death bot and hunt it down initially seeming to have some success as they are believed to have the advantage of surprise until suddenly it's revealed that the death bot had their heat sigs detected the entire time and proceeds to obliterate one and give chase to the other two.  This is where the tables turn as one guy goes nut job and pulls a suicide move with some grenades or something and manages to disable some of the death bots components as he's killed by it.  This gives the last guy a chance to do some epic horror movie evasion work as the death bot chases him down, loosing all his ammuniton to trees and near misses against the death bot until by sheer luck he falls into just the right spot, now reduced to a broken leg, twisted ankle and wounded left arm, the death bot stands over to deliver the final blow to the last survivor in true epic horror style but the mand pulls a weapon with his one good arm from the dead hands of one of the first victims and unloads heavy-weapon hell into it.

You gotta play it to the movies here.  There's not other way *lol*
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Re: HOLY CRAP
« Reply #15 on: February 04, 2010, 03:15:03 am »

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Re: HOLY CRAP
« Reply #16 on: February 04, 2010, 03:49:41 am »
Ok then Charles lets play it by the movies.....................I have three Shermans all ready to go........ we use our own specail type of ammunition its filled with paint makes pretty pictures in the sky scares the crap out of people, we also like to play music real loud sort of calms us down  ;D ;D
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Re: HOLY CRAP
« Reply #17 on: February 04, 2010, 03:51:14 am »
i vote we hire him because he already heard about what we are doing

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Re: HOLY CRAP
« Reply #18 on: February 04, 2010, 07:11:04 am »
But that means we will be able to defeat Akashayi easily
don't go to sleep tonight Odd!

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Re: HOLY CRAP
« Reply #19 on: February 04, 2010, 10:34:32 am »
lol just as well I'm a day sleeper  ;D
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Re: HOLY CRAP
« Reply #20 on: February 04, 2010, 11:28:59 am »
But that means we will be able to defeat Akashayi easily
To quote Gilbert Gottfried on Hollywood Squares - "You FOOL!"

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Re: HOLY CRAP
« Reply #21 on: February 07, 2010, 11:42:06 pm »
OH NO!  Intelligence has managed to slip into one of Akashayi's Death-Bot manufacturing plant and sneak an image of her product.

It's bigger and sexier than we thought... we're doomed.

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