Author Topic: best fucking proverbs ever  (Read 8795 times)

shadowfire

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best fucking proverbs ever
« on: January 28, 2010, 01:24:49 pm »
post your proverbs or discuse the ones who have been posted ^_^

An old Irish proverb says:

You build a dozen roads, but do they call you Connor the road-builder? No. You sire six wonderful sons, but do they call you Connor the child-rearer? No. But you fuck one sheep...

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Re: best fucking proverbs ever
« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2010, 10:01:22 pm »
...An actual thread about proverbs?  I love proverbs, and so does Nietzseche!  He wrote pages and pages of them, literally.

"The vanity of others offends our taste only when it offends our vanity."

"Ultimately one loves one's desires, not that which is desired."

"Objection, evasion, happy distrust, pleasure in mockery are all signs of good health; everything unconditional belongs in pathology."

"The sense of the tragic increases and diminishes with sensuality."

"In revenge and in love, woman is more barbarous than man."

"The great epochs in our life are those moments when we gain the courage to rebaptize our most evil qualities as our best qualities."

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Re: best fucking proverbs ever
« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2010, 10:20:15 pm »
Some of my favorite Imperium Thoughts for the Day:

Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.

An open mind is like a fortress with its gates unbarred and unguarded.

Success is commemorated; Failure merely remembered.

Foolish are those who fear nothing, yet claim to know everything.

A suspicious mind is a healthy mind.


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Re: best fucking proverbs ever
« Reply #3 on: February 19, 2010, 08:21:00 pm »
Presumably Spiderman's seman is very sticky indeed.

The Individual can be devided, but it's not pretty.

Compare pornography to 50 years ago, then extrapolate 50 years into the future... That shits nasty.

Technically, you never stop touching yourself.

Anything more than 500 years old is probably evil.

Don't fear God's love. He hasn't gotten anyone pregnant in 2000 years.
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