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Rangers vs S.W.A.T.
« on: January 24, 2010, 12:09:51 am »
alright everyone i traded 2 hostages so i can post tonight as i told odd earlyer and am now telling all of you we have 3 ranger teams of 5 on site tonight for a special oklahoma swat team exercise and ill try to keep you guys posted as to whats going on before the end of exercise at 12 noon on monday

the exercise began at 12 midnight tonight and we began by shelling them with a 60mm mortar of gas that took out 4 of the swat team members but they quickly countered with something we honestly wernt expecting aparently one of their snipers was a former shadow team member for those of u who dont know shadow team was a 10 man sniper team including the man who holds the furthest kill shot on a 7.62 rifle during the begging of the iraq what

at aproxamitaly 0030 hours we came under sniper fire and we lost 1 of our interior guards which is more than i thought we would lose this entire exersice

at 0045 hours the swat team gave us a phone at which time i asked for a laptop and internet card they said no so i put a hostage at the window with a shotgun to the back of the head and asked again different answer this time

0130 we get delivery of laptop and at the same time someone tryed to enter through a lower level window and recived 2 12 gauge blastes for his troubles

0145 we send serveral rounds downrange in an atempt to disrupt some sniper fire that had started our atempts were met with them bringing in a .30 mounted machine gun who was dispatched by our own sniper scaring the living piss out of everyone around haha

0210 posting on flipside during a brief cease fire for them to "remove the dead" more to come as it unfolds

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Re: Rangers vs S.W.A.T.
« Reply #1 on: January 24, 2010, 08:22:54 am »
You crazy bugger I told you they would do some thing diffrent lol want me, Emp, Churba and Charles to turn up withthe Flipside Cheiftan?  ;D we shall do a feint from the North but swing round and attack from the south.
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Re: Rangers vs S.W.A.T.
« Reply #2 on: January 24, 2010, 08:31:40 am »
Then go in fast and hard with removed engine muffler and MGs blazing ;D

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Re: Rangers vs S.W.A.T.
« Reply #3 on: January 24, 2010, 08:51:10 am »
As long as they don't put me in the back of the van, I'm up for it.

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Re: Rangers vs S.W.A.T.
« Reply #4 on: January 24, 2010, 08:57:08 am »
Nah, you'll be the stand-in commander Churba, I'm gunner, Odd's driving and Charles get to haul ass with the 120mm paint shells ;D

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Re: Rangers vs S.W.A.T.
« Reply #5 on: January 24, 2010, 09:03:59 am »
Thought we would have a drunken Charles standing on the rear deck hanging onto the radio arial throwing his empty beer bottles at the SWAT teams  ;D
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« Reply #6 on: January 24, 2010, 11:06:47 am »
Thought we would have a drunken Charles standing on the rear deck hanging onto the radio arial throwing his empty beer bottles at the SWAT teams  ;D
Well, consider this. Australia declared war with Germany simultaneously with England. However, We're 10 hours ahead. So, for ten hours, the ANZACS were all alone against Germany. We didn't even have a fuckin' navy, just two guys in slouch hats, in a rowboat, throwing their empties at German battleships and screaming "FAAAAAARK ORRRRFFFFFF!"

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« Reply #7 on: January 24, 2010, 11:17:02 am »
ok guys im back its been a hell of a time

0300 negotiations break down we execute a hostage as a show of force

0400 swat trys to make entry running into my shotgun shell trip wires

0415 swat exits to recover

0500 we hear movement on the roof

0530 they make a new chimney and enter we engage in a fire fight

0545 firefight ends leaving 3 swat kia and 1 shot in the legs

0630 they try to bargin for their injured

0700 they try to enter through the windows again ^_^ same result as before with the shotguns

0800 we execute the injured swat

0850 we come under heavy sniper fire which ends up taking out one of my red team members

1000 i recive word from my sniper that he has located the enemy sniper force

1010 my sniper engages and elimenates the oposing sniper forces

1130 we provide cover fire as swat atempts to run down my sniper in a jeep

1135 my sniper returns to hq safely

1200 we arange a hostage trade for lunch

1300 we recive lunch and send some rounds downrange as the hostage is escorted out

1315 i post this update for u guys while eating cold chinesse those bastards cant even get us hot food

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Re: Rangers vs S.W.A.T.
« Reply #8 on: January 24, 2010, 11:23:03 am »
Next time take hexi block heaters, or just use C4 to heat up your food.
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« Reply #9 on: January 24, 2010, 11:26:07 am »
C4 to heat up your food.
Don't do that - it puts of really, really poisonous fumes that get into your food and can put you out of action, and on top of that, makes it taste funny.

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Re: Rangers vs S.W.A.T.
« Reply #10 on: January 24, 2010, 11:27:52 am »
well with all the holes being put into the building the fumes wont matter, plenty of ventilation you see  ;D
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Re: Rangers vs S.W.A.T.
« Reply #11 on: January 24, 2010, 11:40:11 am »
Also, I suggest Laying downward firing boobytraps ABOVE the doors or windows, people often don't look up.

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Re: Rangers vs S.W.A.T.
« Reply #12 on: January 24, 2010, 11:43:03 am »
Suggested that to Shadow last night, Claymores set in the ceiling  ;D
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« Reply #13 on: January 24, 2010, 12:07:20 pm »
Suggested that to Shadow last night, Claymores set in the ceiling  ;D
My old favorite - tape it to the ceiling, on an angle, a few feet back from the door, so it's pointing towards it, and then cover it with an old light fitting, glass preferable, but anything that makes it, y'know, Not look like you've taped a fucking claymore to the roof.

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Re: Rangers vs S.W.A.T.
« Reply #14 on: January 24, 2010, 01:02:25 pm »
I suggested a non-lethal one too, half a pig carcass, suspended in a chain along with an oven-pan filled with it's guts, blood and innards over a probable entry-point, just for the hell of it :P

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« Reply #15 on: January 24, 2010, 01:14:14 pm »
I suggested a non-lethal one too, half a pig carcass, suspended in a chain along with an oven-pan filled with it's guts, blood and innards over a probable entry-point, just for the hell of it :P
I'd do that, And rig it to blow, AFTER you've covered the assault team in dead pig. Just because I'm an utter bastard like that.

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Re: Rangers vs S.W.A.T.
« Reply #16 on: January 24, 2010, 01:43:40 pm »
Those fucking git bastards shot the fucking laptop i still have my phome but its time to stop fucking around and kill me some swat fucks

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Re: Rangers vs S.W.A.T.
« Reply #17 on: January 24, 2010, 02:10:37 pm »
Those fucking git bastards shot the fucking laptop i still have my phome but its time to stop fucking around and kill me some swat fucks
Bally up and axe a motherfucker, Meat-bomb. Good luck.

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Re: Rangers vs S.W.A.T.
« Reply #18 on: January 24, 2010, 02:19:16 pm »
Well that dog wont hunt Shadow blow up thier command truck if you can lol Going after the laptop was a bit below the belt lol

Got another Idea: Play bagpipe music very loudly, no-one out of Scotland and Ireland can stand it lol
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Re: Rangers vs S.W.A.T.
« Reply #19 on: January 25, 2010, 08:23:56 am »
No-one eh? who played it during our last flipside skype-meet?

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Re: Rangers vs S.W.A.T.
« Reply #20 on: January 25, 2010, 10:47:18 am »
Alright the exercise is over and im proud to say tge regime stood strong haha final tallys 43 swat dead 20 police dead 3 snipers dead 36 firemen/ems dead 5 vehicles destroyed only 2 casualties and a computer on our side sadly it was my personal one so what do u say did we earn the title of the flipside regime did we fuck us up some sorry ass swat oh and btw when we ended the exersice we evacted the building minus our hostages and "blew it up" just to be dicks

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Re: Rangers vs S.W.A.T.
« Reply #21 on: January 25, 2010, 01:41:36 pm »
They actually shot your laptop broken? Or just simulated 'out-of-action' ?

Hmm... you think we could develop the estate you intended to get into a training facility for special forces and police units ?

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« Reply #22 on: January 26, 2010, 12:06:31 am »
Lol Aye I think you done us proud there Shadow: you took down lots of Tango's, did not let them get the hostages, blew up the building and got away with minimal casulties. Well done your lot have earned a coconut  8)
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Re: Rangers vs S.W.A.T.
« Reply #23 on: January 26, 2010, 11:20:41 am »
And a virgin sacrifice

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Re: Rangers vs S.W.A.T.
« Reply #24 on: January 26, 2010, 04:28:04 pm »
And a virgin sacrifice
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« Reply #25 on: January 26, 2010, 07:35:31 pm »
Meh lets hit whore island to celebrate and it was shot the paint round came through the window and took out my screen good

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« Reply #26 on: January 28, 2010, 12:13:17 am »
Claim it back on expenses  ;D
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« Reply #27 on: January 28, 2010, 12:27:31 am »
Claim it back on expenses  ;D

lol i did that $200 used pos laptop just became a $2000 top of the line seconds before the round hit it

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« Reply #28 on: January 28, 2010, 10:07:14 am »
Wow, that mus have been one awsome transformation to watch just before it got hit XD

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« Reply #29 on: January 29, 2010, 12:18:28 am »
Why not claim it was a Cray computer?  and when is it our turn to join in the fun?  ;D
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