Author Topic: Amusing; random excuse generator  (Read 5938 times)

akashayi

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Amusing; random excuse generator
« on: January 19, 2010, 05:59:38 pm »
http://www.jamesoff.net/fun/excuse/

highlights:
"Sorry, I've got to repair the prime-minister's boyfriend"
"I didn't do my homework because I had to iron the prime-minister's daughter"
"I was late because I had to explode the cat"
"I have a MIGHTY NEED to hammer my lawyer's pants"
"I'm double booked, I've got to nail my lawyer's daughter"


...."Sorry, I've got to prune the queen's mongoose"

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Re: Amusing; random excuse generator
« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2010, 06:24:54 pm »
You sure picked the dirtiest sounding ones...

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Re: Amusing; random excuse generator
« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2010, 06:28:40 pm »
You sure picked the dirtiest sounding ones...
And you expected?

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Re: Amusing; random excuse generator
« Reply #3 on: January 19, 2010, 06:32:33 pm »
You sure picked the dirtiest sounding ones...
And you expected?

I am unable to answer your query sufficiently.

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Re: Amusing; random excuse generator
« Reply #4 on: January 20, 2010, 12:25:06 am »

I can't, I need to look at the prime-minister's combine harvester
What good is dreaming it if you don't actually do it?.

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Re: Amusing; random excuse generator
« Reply #5 on: January 20, 2010, 12:36:44 am »
"I have a MIGHTY NEED to reconstruct my girlfriend"
CLAN OF THE CATS IS MAKING A COMEBACK! JUNE 8th.  BE THERE!

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Re: Amusing; random excuse generator
« Reply #6 on: January 20, 2010, 12:42:48 am »
This one is more plausable:

I was late because I had to visit my friend's cat
What good is dreaming it if you don't actually do it?.

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Re: Amusing; random excuse generator
« Reply #7 on: January 20, 2010, 01:08:17 pm »
"I have a MIGHTY NEED to shampoo my neighbour's monitor"
"I can't, I need to clean up the president's curtains"
"I was late because I had to consume the traffic warden's light bulb"

Ahaha, these are great.

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Re: Amusing; random excuse generator
« Reply #8 on: January 21, 2010, 01:43:36 pm »
I was late because I had to mount my lawyer's monkey

I have a MIGHTY NEED to steal the mistress

Sorry, I've got to polish my friend's monkey

I can't, I need to neuter my neighbour's football

I didn't do my homework because I had to shampoo my lawyer's mouse

Something for Ronin or anyone else feeling like it: I can't, I need to hammer my boyfriend

Like taken from LEON: Sorry, I've got to clean up my friend's mistress

Something I could say: I'm double booked, I've got to consume the daughter ;D

I didn't do my homework because I had to kick my friend's boyfriend

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Re: Amusing; random excuse generator
« Reply #9 on: February 07, 2010, 12:22:54 am »
Here are some funny ones.

I didn't do my homework because I had to irradiate my lawyer's ticket

I was late because I had to hide my neighbour's hedge

I can't, I need to eat my lawyer's jenga blocks

I have a MIGHTY NEED to admire the windows

I can't, I need to consume the traffic warden's curtains

Sorry, I've got to consume my neighbour's illegal mp3 collection

I didn't do my homework because I had to burn my lawyer's jenga blocks

I didn't do my homework because I had to kick my soliciters' tv

I was late because I had to explode my neighbour's football

I was late because I had to explode the traffic warden's cat

I can't, I need to explode the scrabble

It wouldn't be amusing if I didn't find and put one of these in here: I can't, I need to nail my girlfriend
« Last Edit: February 07, 2010, 12:43:59 am by Dorbo »

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Re: Amusing; random excuse generator
« Reply #10 on: February 07, 2010, 09:03:13 am »
Heh, admire the "windows", indeed.

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Re: Amusing; random excuse generator
« Reply #11 on: February 07, 2010, 12:11:51 pm »
Well good excuse to lurk,peep or stalk.
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Re: Amusing; random excuse generator
« Reply #12 on: June 20, 2010, 12:33:04 pm »
I'm double booked, I've got to clean up my soliciters' daughter

haha great (even if the thread is old)

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Re: Amusing; random excuse generator
« Reply #13 on: July 25, 2010, 01:21:03 pm »
Sorry, I've got to cleanse my friend's goat.

It also said something about eating my friends door, which I should actually be doing seeing as she almost never leaves the house. Maybe she'd leave if I did something drastic. Maybe I could use some ketchup. I hear anything gets good with enough ketchup.
« Last Edit: July 25, 2010, 01:23:41 pm by Chag4 »
Awkward hugs are my speciality.

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Re: Amusing; random excuse generator
« Reply #14 on: July 25, 2010, 09:14:53 pm »
and salt of course

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Re: Amusing; random excuse generator
« Reply #15 on: July 27, 2010, 10:38:00 am »
Don't forget the pepper!