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Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
« Reply #30 on: December 26, 2009, 02:12:58 am »
First time, some guy sprayed some metho at me and I blocked it with my arm... Sometime later he came at me with a lighter while I was talking to someone and set it alight.  I this he crapped himself more than me.  I just sort of looked at it like a badass while it burned for a few seconds then calmply wiped my other arm across it to put it out... it didn't go out and loosing my bad-ass composure I rubbed up and down a few times to stop it
Reminds me of last winter, still living at Raven road, I'm walking back from a party, and being a costume party, I'd gone as a "Tribal witch-doctor" and used some fire-breathing as part of the act. so, I'm cruising home, dressed in my street clothes again, but still with the facepaint on, and some chavs confront me, and start carrying on, and they're obviously cruising for a fight, so I pull out my flask while they're talking, and pour it all over my wool gloves.

"I'd back down now, if I were you."
"Oooh, what are you gonna do, slap me with your Bacardi glove, Faggot?"
"Bacardi? God no."
I light my lighter between my hands, which results in my gloves bursting rather vigorously into flame.
"Kerosene."

I lunged at the first one, but he ducked the punch and ran, with his mates rapidly following, so I just dunked my gloves in a snow-bank for a few seconds, took them off, shoved my hands in my pockets and carried on home.

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Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
« Reply #31 on: December 26, 2009, 02:19:14 am »


Australians and fire *sigh* It's a match made in... Well... Probably hell more than heaven *lol*

Seriously, our gum trees are designed to burn... how cool is that?
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Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
« Reply #32 on: December 26, 2009, 02:20:38 am »
o.O

I'm not even sure I can address all those stories individually at this point.

holy fucking shit Australia, what is wrong with you? I thought I was a pyro, but seriously. Is the whole lighting people on fire thing normal over there?

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Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
« Reply #33 on: December 26, 2009, 02:22:53 am »
It's like I said.   Our own gum trees are designed to burn.

Eucalyptus oil is very flamable.  It gathers up in the gum tree's leaf litter over time, then something sets it alight and WOMPF  it all goes up and burns through, leaving only the Gum trees alive since they are not only the ones who helped fuel the fire, but just happen to be fire resistant.

...Don't FUCK with Gum trees, They're the bad-ass pyro mother-fuckers of the forest.
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Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
« Reply #34 on: December 26, 2009, 02:28:01 am »
It's like I said.   Our own gum trees are designed to burn.

Eucalyptus oil is very flamable.  It gathers up in the gum tree's leaf litter over time, then something sets it alight and WOMPF  it all goes up and burns through, leaving only the Gum trees alive since they are not only the ones who helped fuel the fire, but just happen to be fire resistant.

...Don't FUCK with Gum trees, They're the bad-ass pyro mother-fuckers of the forest.
And they can explode like bombs when struck with my lightning.
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Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
« Reply #35 on: December 26, 2009, 07:31:32 am »
oh god. Street fighter, the later years...is now in my head...

"ride the lightning!"

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Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
« Reply #36 on: December 26, 2009, 07:36:42 am »
You arrived safely? Or just in WiFi at the airport?
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« Reply #37 on: December 26, 2009, 07:41:31 am »
I arrived safely to wifi in the airport. :P

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Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
« Reply #38 on: December 26, 2009, 07:48:24 am »
With no sleep... Which explains why you're posting in there *LOL*

I downed 1/3 of a bottle of Bacadi but feel totally Sobre o.O

Can't explain it.  Beer would have me under the table but the Bacadi... I couldn't get to sleep! I tried and just lay there with my mind racing... Go figure.
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Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
« Reply #39 on: December 26, 2009, 08:11:26 am »
Yay Bacardi!

I'm having a couple of beers but not feeling very talkative.

Merrry Fucking Christmas though.  Cheers.

(that's Merry Fucking Christmas in the positive sense.  I'm feeling great but exhausted because we pulled another one off (and my first in Taiwan), and the kids were Merry.  That's all you want.)

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Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
« Reply #40 on: December 26, 2009, 08:26:00 am »
I downed 1/3 of a bottle of Bacadi but feel totally Sobre o.O
Yep.

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Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
« Reply #41 on: December 26, 2009, 03:46:35 pm »
 :P I suck with spelling and typo errors even when I'm awake and alcohol free.  I need to get that internet spell checker for this computer (laptop on the left) as well, then I'll be fine.
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Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
« Reply #42 on: December 28, 2009, 06:57:19 am »
BlaaaaaaaaAAAAaaaaAAaaaaOOOAAAAuuuuuuuOrgh!

(combination of stress release and caffeine)

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Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
« Reply #43 on: January 08, 2010, 01:14:44 am »
HOW AWESOME IS THIS?

YouTube Porn Day
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Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
« Reply #44 on: January 08, 2010, 08:54:37 pm »
HOW AWESOME IS THIS?

YouTube Porn Day


Yeah, I'd seen that. I like how they hid some in Jonas Bros. and Hannah Montana music videos.

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Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
« Reply #45 on: January 09, 2010, 08:54:15 pm »
*lol* although I can half understand Youtube's stance on the matter.  They probably have insurance and child abuse groups down their throat forcing them to restrict it to older users.

But damn, sometimes 4chan come up with some funny crap.
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« Reply #46 on: January 10, 2010, 07:12:16 pm »
HOW AWESOME IS THIS?

YouTube Porn Day


Yeah, I'd seen that. I like how they hid some in Jonas Bros. and Hannah Montana music videos.
oh yeah that's wonderful.

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Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
« Reply #47 on: January 10, 2010, 07:16:19 pm »
@Umber: I put some more stuff about magic on the sex thread in case your interested.

I am sick and kinda out of it does that count?
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Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
« Reply #48 on: January 11, 2010, 05:18:59 am »
as being under the influence you mean?  Well sure!  Especially since we all have to chip in and work hard to put this thread as off-topic as all the others...

and yes!  I'm interested.  Thanks!

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Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
« Reply #49 on: January 11, 2010, 08:27:29 am »
I'm drunk blahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!

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Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
« Reply #50 on: January 11, 2010, 06:04:21 pm »
And I'm ugly, but in the morning, you will be sober.

Wait, I think I got this turned about somewhere...

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« Reply #51 on: January 11, 2010, 06:32:00 pm »
And I'm ugly, but in the morning, you will be sober.

Wait, I think I got this turned about somewhere...

Somehow, I see this as a line an opportunistic ugly person would say on a beautiful drunk person before escorting them up to the bedchamber for glorious beer-goggled intercourse.

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Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
« Reply #52 on: January 12, 2010, 02:55:51 am »
Think I've heard it some where before or had it said to me or I've said it  :'(
What good is dreaming it if you don't actually do it?.

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« Reply #53 on: January 12, 2010, 05:15:26 am »
And I'm ugly, but in the morning, you will be sober.

Wait, I think I got this turned about somewhere...

Somehow, I see this as a line an opportunistic ugly person would say on a beautiful drunk person before escorting them up to the bedchamber for glorious beer-goggled intercourse.
So, Anyone feel like getting smashed with me?

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Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
« Reply #54 on: January 12, 2010, 05:30:08 am »
Would love to, unfortunately I've got work in the morning, and no beer left anyway...

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Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
« Reply #55 on: January 12, 2010, 05:36:28 am »
Drank my last one yesterday too cool off from the heat :(

Can't be bothered getting into the harder stuff.  Maybe another time.
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Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
« Reply #56 on: January 12, 2010, 05:40:26 am »
Would like to Churba (got a good reason) but got work tonight  :-\
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« Reply #57 on: January 12, 2010, 05:48:55 am »
Would like to Churba (got a good reason) but got work tonight  :-\
You get your chance in April, boyo, Patience, patience. *Laughs* I don't exactly predict strong competition for the position, so to speak.

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Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
« Reply #58 on: January 12, 2010, 06:02:00 am »
well not a big drinker any more, used to be able to put it away but alas not now.
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« Reply #59 on: January 12, 2010, 09:56:28 am »
Sure, Churba. Come out clubbing with me ;P