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Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
« on: December 20, 2009, 05:08:13 am »
WARNING

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That should be enough to cover us.

This topic is actually for posting pretty much any old crazy shit you want.  You might post under the influence of say 13 beers like I am right now, or you might just have some weird, perverted, scary crap to share.  Hell, maybe you regard this as the second SEX THREAD and want to make it sexy. Whatever.

Just remember Brion's rules.  If it blatantly shows real genitals, or shows them under stimulation (or with an obvious errection in the case of guys) please link it and warn people appropriately.  If we're talking basic nudity or some hot action that doesn't include the groin (or freckle) of either sex, it's probably fine to show directly with an IMG link.

If we're talking violence, etc. Then it's probably all fine as long as it's fake... If it's real or anything, then please link with appropriate warnings.  I don't know if we'll get too much of this stuff but *shrug*

If you're a little uncertain then always best to err on the side of caution and just link it with warings.

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Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
« Reply #1 on: December 20, 2009, 05:50:11 am »
Well Struth... Guess I'm the first to post after my own post.

I swear I just heard 4 gun shots somewhere nearby.  At about 11:36 on the dot. I reacted pretty quickly and ran to the front door, grabbed my sword and ran outside... I'm not exactly sure what I would have done with a sword against a gun with 13 beers in my gut but at least it was a real sword... I stayed out there for around 8 minutes, listening for anything else and looking for any other signs but nothing.  Heck, I'm wondering if I should call the police or anything, I mean, what do I tell them "Hi, I'm 13 beers to the wind and I heard 4 gun shots somwhere around here" *watches as the cops look across the vast array of houses*

No screams and no screetching tyres or any shouts and activity so *shrug* sit back and listen for sirens I guess.
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Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
« Reply #2 on: December 20, 2009, 04:02:39 pm »
What happens when you combine two awesome internet memes together?

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Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
« Reply #3 on: December 20, 2009, 06:19:07 pm »
Did you say 13 beers?!?

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Well Struth... Guess I'm the first to post after my own post.

I swear I just heard 4 gun shots somewhere nearby.  At about 11:36 on the dot. I reacted pretty quickly and ran to the front door, grabbed my sword and ran outside... I'm not exactly sure what I would have done with a sword against a gun with 13 beers in my gut but at least it was a real sword... I stayed out there for around 8 minutes, listening for anything else and looking for any other signs but nothing.  Heck, I'm wondering if I should call the police or anything, I mean, what do I tell them "Hi, I'm 13 beers to the wind and I heard 4 gun shots somwhere around here" *watches as the cops look across the vast array of houses*

No screams and no screetching tyres or any shouts and activity so *shrug* sit back and listen for sirens I guess.

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Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
« Reply #4 on: December 20, 2009, 06:22:58 pm »

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Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
« Reply #6 on: December 21, 2009, 04:55:15 pm »
Well, now I know how I'm going to mod out my next motorbike.
Man, that's really going to confuse people, giant vagina goes flying past at 75 miles an hour.

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Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
« Reply #7 on: December 21, 2009, 04:56:14 pm »
Well, now I know how I'm going to mod out my next motorbike.
Man, that's really going to confuse people, giant vagina goes flying past at 75 miles an hour.

You need to do yours as a penis, find this woman, and play chicken with her.

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Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
« Reply #8 on: December 21, 2009, 05:46:10 pm »
Just be careful that an arsehole doesn't get in the way *PMSL*
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Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
« Reply #9 on: December 22, 2009, 09:01:11 am »

*'s mind explodes*

Amazing likeness though right?

bit gross though.

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Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
« Reply #10 on: December 22, 2009, 10:21:14 am »
*'s mind explodes*

Amazing likeness though right?

bit gross though.

Sexual organs are totally gross, period.
Organs period, are gross, period.
Damn meatbags...

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Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
« Reply #11 on: December 22, 2009, 10:48:58 am »

*'s mind explodes*

Amazing likeness though right?

bit gross though.

likeness... LIKENESS?????? Me thinks not!

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Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
« Reply #12 on: December 22, 2009, 11:36:10 am »
?

well, individual differences perhaps?

looks pretty close to me...just a lot bigger.

I take it I'm wrong though?

edit: the inner (outer?) labia are rather huge and flapping around like Dumbo's ears...but sometimes they're that big right?

edit2: to scale of course?
« Last Edit: December 22, 2009, 11:38:14 am by UmberIsSexy »

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Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
« Reply #13 on: December 22, 2009, 11:59:28 am »

likeness... LIKENESS?????? Me thinks not!

Well, I'm sure you can only do so much with the materials.

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Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
« Reply #14 on: December 22, 2009, 12:32:51 pm »
Mine really doesn't look much like that, either.

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Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
« Reply #15 on: December 22, 2009, 12:49:31 pm »
Mine really doesn't look much like that, either.

Prove it!


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Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
« Reply #16 on: December 22, 2009, 01:01:18 pm »
Mine really doesn't look much like that, either.
True, but were yours seven foot tall and had wheels, too, I think that would be a cause for concern.

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Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
« Reply #17 on: December 22, 2009, 03:38:50 pm »
*'s mind explodes*

Amazing likeness though right?

bit gross though.

Sexual organs are totally gross, period.
Organs period, are gross, period.
Damn meatbags...

I've never really found them disgusting.

I think they can be quite a beautiful part of the human body *shrug*
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Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
« Reply #18 on: December 22, 2009, 03:56:47 pm »
Sexual organs are totally gross, period.
Organs period, are gross, period.
Damn meatbags...

I've never really found them disgusting.

I think they can be quite a beautiful part of the human body *shrug*
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Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
« Reply #19 on: December 23, 2009, 07:51:34 am »
Mine doesn't look much like that either, but I've seen some on some porno chicks that look rather like that, adjusting for the limitations of the materials.  Well...I guess there's too much pink showing around the outside, technically.  Some of that should be behind a fold of skin.

But don't some people just have large protruding labia just naturally, not as a result of being a porn star?

...not to be-labia the point or anything...

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Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
« Reply #20 on: December 24, 2009, 01:04:49 am »
just wondering being sleep depraved count as being under the influance? cos right now I'm having really wierd thoughts and seeing things. plus my typing is all gone to hell, (took ages to tyupe thus)
What good is dreaming it if you don't actually do it?.

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Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
« Reply #21 on: December 24, 2009, 06:02:24 am »
I'm posting this here since I'm 7 beers down, so you can all make fun of it

Well, people.  Many of you might not agree with the Christian holiday of Christmas and many of you may even celebrate alternate ones for your own religions, but be it Christmas or any other of the religious holidays, I like to think they all bring man-kind closer together.  So many people like to find something to justify their hatred and intolerance in just about anything, but I like to think that these things are all about love.  The love for your fellow man.

To all the forumites of Flipside... Thanks for being you.  Thanks to Akashayi for her wild and untamed self.  Thanks to Churba for his Loyalty and Honor.  Thanks to Oddball for his friendly self. Thanks to Deatzh, Razzly, Dragon the Huik, Chag4, Lordkat, Malki and many others who have left us or reduced their attendance to the time they've spent with us and the tears and triumphs they've shared. Thanks to Emp_Dragon for your intelligent yet friendly discussions. Thanks to Smiles and her sister for your joy.  Thanks to pozf for taking time for every forumite. Thanks to our enigmatic Selan and NoNa for your ninja photos and hidden selves and thanks to Leana for trying to unravel them.  Thanks to Ronin Angel for not holding back. Thanks to Night-Wraith for your playful attitude in any game. Thanks to CrystalDragonSpaceMarine for confiding in us and seeking our aide. Thanks for UmberIsSexy for all your observations and shared experiences.  To the remainder who I'm too drunk to recall... Thanks for something, I'm sure ;)

Most of all, thank you Brion for the wonderful tale of Flipside that you continue to share with us all and for the community that you have allowed to build around it in the forums and the rest of the Internet.  Thank you for a tale that preaches little else but tolerance and understanding… Together with simple awesomeness XD

I may not call you my Brothers or Sisters, but that’s probably because it would sound like some nerd quote from The Lord of the Rings or something.  But I’d call many of you “Friend”

Merry Christmas Friends.



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Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
« Reply #22 on: December 26, 2009, 12:34:28 am »
drink responsibly

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« Reply #23 on: December 26, 2009, 12:50:53 am »
drink responsibly, And don't be a douchey frat boy.

FTFY.

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« Reply #24 on: December 26, 2009, 12:53:16 am »
oh, quite right.

Douchebag frat boys! Drink irresponsibly! It's hilarious when you hurt yourselves in terrible, terrible ways.

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Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
« Reply #25 on: December 26, 2009, 01:25:51 am »
And to think...that guy probably gets laid more than I ever will.

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« Reply #26 on: December 26, 2009, 01:31:15 am »
but think of the types of women he sleeps with.

ew.

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Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
« Reply #27 on: December 26, 2009, 01:43:42 am »
but think of the types of women he sleeps with.

ew.

Wait... You think he's swimming with women?  I'm not sure you realise just how drunk he is.  If the things he's sleeping with are anything even close to human, I'd be surprised.

Well... He still needs to get set in fire two more times to catch up to me *LOL*
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« Reply #28 on: December 26, 2009, 01:47:12 am »
but think of the types of women he sleeps with.

ew.

Wait... You think he's swimming with women?  I'm not sure you realise just how drunk he is.  If the things he's sleeping with are anything even close to human, I'd be surprised.

Well... He still needs to get set in fire two more times to catch up to me *LOL*


....really.

How the hell did you set yourself on fire three times?

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Re: Posting under the influence - (NSFW R18+ NC-17 R21 AO R21 K-18)
« Reply #29 on: December 26, 2009, 01:58:16 am »
First time, some guy sprayed some metho at me and I blocked it with my arm... Sometime later he came at me with a lighter while I was talking to someone and set it alight.  I this he crapped himself more than me.  I just sort of looked at it like a badass while it burned for a few seconds then calmply wiped my other arm across it to put it out... it didn't go out and loosing my bad-ass composure I rubbed up and down a few times to stop it  8)

Second time, some guys carefully pulled my blankets back while I was asleep, poured lighter-fluid on my chest as I slept, then woke me up and lit it up at the same time... Do you realise how quickly you can go from asleep to fully awake when you're on fire?  Bloody quick.  A thousand calculations went through my head all at once and I quickly pulled the blankets back up over me to smother it... I'd like to say I then chased them with a hockey stick but they were long-gone by then, so I just went back to sleep.

Third time I was at a work function party... drinking... with a full face beard that some of you might remember pictures of (not the current borrimir beard, a FULL face one).  Anyway, some girl sat on my lap while I was talking and then asked someone for a light.  I kept talking to a guy across from me while she got the lighter and lit her smoke... then I heard her make some comment like "I wonder if this'll light", next minute I know my face is on fire with this blue flame thanks to much spilt grog which had gathered in my beard through the night.  By this stage I was accustomed to getting set on fire and just wiped it away, however the smell of burnt human hair was a bit over powering, not only for me but the girl on my lap.

...In case you're wondering, the girl on my lap was a fellow worker with 12 and 8 year old kids... She just got friendly when she got grog in her *shrug*
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