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what would they say
« on: December 17, 2009, 06:47:15 pm »
Kind of like the describe the person above you but something they might ramble like for odd "its nice but i can make it set something on fire too"

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Re: what would they say
« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2009, 06:58:40 pm »
@Shadowfire: "hey charles hows it going"  ;)
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Re: what would they say
« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2009, 09:20:07 pm »
what the fuck u mean im an australian im fucking awsome by default

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Re: what would they say
« Reply #3 on: December 17, 2009, 09:55:17 pm »
i'm planning on using you in my story, can I make you an awesome ninja cyborg chaplain?

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Re: what would they say
« Reply #4 on: December 17, 2009, 10:16:30 pm »
I'm asexual... But damn thats hot!
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Re: what would they say
« Reply #5 on: December 18, 2009, 12:25:58 am »
"I'm off to get a beer who wants one?"
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Re: what would they say
« Reply #6 on: December 18, 2009, 05:31:53 am »
"emp i said stay the hell away from my vehicles"

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Re: what would they say
« Reply #7 on: December 18, 2009, 09:42:47 am »
"Oups, I guess using a .50 rifle for deer hunting is a bit over the top..."

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Re: what would they say
« Reply #8 on: December 20, 2009, 02:40:17 pm »
"come on i wont break anything i promis"

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Re: what would they say
« Reply #9 on: December 20, 2009, 04:01:30 pm »
"Dammit, still not a big enough boom"
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Re: what would they say
« Reply #10 on: December 20, 2009, 04:06:03 pm »
"where's my sword when I need it?"
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Re: what would they say
« Reply #11 on: December 20, 2009, 04:47:55 pm »
" :'( :o :-X :-\ "
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Re: what would they say
« Reply #12 on: December 21, 2009, 01:56:20 pm »
Aye, that's right luv, don't mess with 'little charlie', the missus would 'ave yer 'ide over it.

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Re: what would they say
« Reply #13 on: December 22, 2009, 05:07:50 am »
"dam it! not enough runes on it I demand more chaos runes!"
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Re: what would they say
« Reply #14 on: December 22, 2009, 01:28:16 pm »
Oi Bonny Dutch lassy wanna come geocathing?

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Re: what would they say
« Reply #15 on: December 22, 2009, 01:40:36 pm »
Hallo! Ik ben Selan, En ik ben nogal Nederlands. Het maakt niet zoveel uit wat ik zeg, want niemand anders Nederlands spreekt, maar met haar naam in te krijgen over het punt dat is het bedoeld is Nederlands. Ook mijn excuses dat ik niet kon bedenken iets beters te schrijven. Ook hoeft u niet hebt rende naar Google vertalen, iedereen, Dit is allemaal mij blathering.

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Re: what would they say
« Reply #16 on: December 22, 2009, 02:03:58 pm »
Thanks to google, I can speak dutch like Selan and Leanar. Now, I need to go refresh my tea, because tea is bloody awesome.

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Re: what would they say
« Reply #17 on: December 22, 2009, 03:54:43 pm »
"Where's my soldering iron?  I have a new toy to modify"
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Re: what would they say
« Reply #18 on: December 22, 2009, 04:40:28 pm »
"Where's my soldering iron?  I have a new toy to modify"
What do you mean 13 Beers doesn't count as a "Small Brunch"?

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Re: what would they say
« Reply #19 on: December 22, 2009, 06:59:28 pm »
"Dude, teach me that"
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Re: what would they say
« Reply #20 on: December 22, 2009, 08:50:56 pm »
 gawk; talk; date; wine; grep; touch; unzip; touch; gasp; finger; gasp; mount; fsck; more; yes; gasp; umount; make clean; make mrproper; sleep 

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Re: what would they say
« Reply #21 on: December 22, 2009, 11:12:38 pm »
*LOL* nice... Except I haven't had anything in over a month :(


set STIMULATION=0

#Initial foreplay
while ($STIMULATION < 1)
do
    #choose action
    RANDOM_NO='expr "$RANDOM" % 3'
    case RANDOM_NO in
    0) set $ACTION="LICK"
    1) set $ACTION="CARESS"
    2) set $ACTION="NIBBLE"
    3) set $ACTION="SUCK"
    *) set $ACTION="KISS"esac

    #choose body part
    RANDOM_NO='expr "$RANDOM" % 4'
    case RANDOM_NO in
    0) $BODY_PART="LIPS"
    1) $BODY_PART="EAR"
    2) $BODY_PART="NECK"
    3) $BODY_PART="BOSSOM"
    *) $BODY_PART="LIPS"esac

    exec ${ACTION.BODY_PART} \;

    #Check if stimulation increased
    RANDOM_NO='expr "$RANDOM" % 6'
    if ($RANDOM_NO=6)
    set $STIMULATION='expr "$STIMULATION" + 1'
    fi
done

#End of foreplay
#Begin intercourse
for (($STIMULATION; $STIMULATION<10; $STIMULATION+=1))
do
    RANDOM_NO='expr "$RANDOM" % 6'
    case $RANDOM_NO in
    0) exec ORALSEX.sh{} \;
    set $STIMULATION='expr "$STIMULATION" + 1'
    1) exec MISSIONARY.sh{} \;
    set $STIMULATION='expr "$STIMULATION" + 1'
    2) exec WOMAN_ON_TOP.sh{} \;
    set $STIMULATION='expr "$STIMULATION" + 1'
    3) exec FROMBEHIND.sh{} \;
    set $STIMULATION='expr "$STIMULATION" + 1'
    *) exec NON_STANDARD_STYLE.sh{} \;
    set $STIMULATION='expr "$STIMULATION" + 1'
done

exec ORGASM.sh{} \;
echo "EXCELSIOR!!!!"
« Last Edit: December 22, 2009, 11:14:20 pm by charles »
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Re: what would they say
« Reply #22 on: December 23, 2009, 12:33:22 am »
"Remember Smurfs are not only a cartoon but can be used for other porposes."
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Re: what would they say
« Reply #23 on: December 23, 2009, 09:11:08 pm »
"when in doubt wrenches out"

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Re: what would they say
« Reply #24 on: December 24, 2009, 12:57:43 am »
"See that pile of rubble? it was a building 30 seconds ago"
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Re: what would they say
« Reply #25 on: December 24, 2009, 03:05:05 am »
"let my show you your own beautifull geocache-spot!"

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Re: what would they say
« Reply #26 on: December 24, 2009, 04:08:04 pm »
I can kick anybody's ass!

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Re: what would they say
« Reply #27 on: December 24, 2009, 04:48:27 pm »
Look at me!  Nup you missed me  :P
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Re: what would they say
« Reply #28 on: December 24, 2009, 11:49:39 pm »
Prepare to rip your eyes out and feast on the sight of my flesh!

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Re: what would they say
« Reply #29 on: December 25, 2009, 01:17:54 am »
More nekkid to feast on? Somebody hand me a spoon.
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