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Re: XMAS Special: Vote Here!
« Reply #30 on: December 15, 2009, 09:54:56 pm »
How about jewels to adorn her swords' hilts? Something that represents beauty and protection.

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« Reply #31 on: December 15, 2009, 11:43:16 pm »
I believe that Bern would like something made by Maytag, those sort of gifts are the best kind, maybe secretly she would take up some sort of craft, example jewelry making, giving Bern a necklace or a bracelet that she hand made would make it infinitely better. Or maybe even a personalized show just for her! maybe some jester tricks, turning her daggers into flowers or maybe pulling some cards out of thin air, something sweet where they would both be together and Bern would see how much Maytag loved her.

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« Reply #32 on: December 16, 2009, 01:51:30 am »
Perhaps maytag could design a personal coat of arms for bern. As a symbol of knighthood and with symbols representing each of them.
She can still choose to give her jewelry, swords or sheaths with the coat printed on it.

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« Reply #33 on: December 16, 2009, 02:18:02 am »
i want to see bern in lingerie ;)

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« Reply #34 on: December 16, 2009, 03:25:30 am »
damnit, i made an account only to vote.

I love you guys <3

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The best gift for Bern is, of course, Maytag. If you know what i mean.

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« Reply #35 on: December 16, 2009, 01:44:04 pm »
Aw, looks like you won Odd :)

Even if I don't personally think that would have been the best gift (as if my opinion is more accurate than Brion's), that was super adorable! Cute Bern in slippers! Fuzzy and fluffy warm.

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« Reply #36 on: December 16, 2009, 01:59:30 pm »
Oh lawdy!
A pair of handshoes next!
And make them dangle down from the hand stumps in an awkward way!

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« Reply #37 on: December 16, 2009, 03:52:02 pm »
You know, I could use some of those too.  Adorable!

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Re: XMAS Special: Vote Here!
« Reply #38 on: December 16, 2009, 04:57:43 pm »
I say everyone's favorite.................SLIPPERS *whitsle*

Awesome work mate.

I wonder if we'll get a vote on Bern's gift to Maytag.
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« Reply #39 on: December 16, 2009, 05:32:15 pm »
Wondering the same thing... and to be honest, my mind is already working on what would be a good gift from Bern to May :)

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Re: XMAS Special: Vote Here!
« Reply #40 on: December 16, 2009, 08:28:04 pm »
hmmmm, Well... With Maytag, it instantly opens up all the sexual gifts.

...BUT. We're talking about a gift FROM Bern to Maytag, so she's probably more likely to go for something non-sexual or only on the edge of sexual.

...A JOKE BOOK!  :P
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« Reply #41 on: December 16, 2009, 11:19:13 pm »
Hi!

I've actually been thinking about it, and I think what Maytag should present to Bern is: A new scarf.

Maybe a scarf that's a little more sexy than the one she currently has. Or at least not as worn out and probably smelly as the old one ...

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I don't think swords are a good idea because: a) expensive and b) they have to be special, which is even more expensive and c) Bern surely has a bonding with her current swords.

As for the toy idea: Maytag might put that under the tree, but it wouldn't be labelled as present to Bern. It would be labelled as "Present to Maytag? Pretty please, Bern, pretty please with sugar on top."

Slippers? Always good to have those.

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« Reply #42 on: December 17, 2009, 12:03:46 am »
See you youngsters with age cometh experience  :P  you can never go wrong with slippers.
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« Reply #43 on: December 17, 2009, 08:10:00 am »
Right...easy to draw, and they make all your readers instantly understand what a jerk you are.

(love ya Brion!)

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haha :P

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« Reply #44 on: December 18, 2009, 11:33:49 am »
Ooh, a gift for Maytag!! I have some ideas:

-2 passes/tickets for both of them, for some sort of famous concert or performance?

-a really pretty bag/purse (as I remember Maytag keeping a variety of potions/sorcery-related objects)


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« Reply #45 on: December 18, 2009, 01:10:27 pm »
How about a new bra?

...what it isn't sexual! you don't have to make her try it on infront of the audience!

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« Reply #46 on: December 18, 2009, 01:29:58 pm »
Mittens.

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« Reply #47 on: December 18, 2009, 02:07:22 pm »
Bern should get Maytag a pin in the shape of crossed swords, something she can wear close to her heart that symbolizes Bern. 

Or a locket that opens up with photos of the two of them... Though would Bern submit to magical photography?  A painting or cameo then.

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« Reply #48 on: December 18, 2009, 02:45:39 pm »
Something magical! <3 The fact that she'd buy something knights are so totally against is sweet enough!
Liiiike... a magical camera! :D

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« Reply #49 on: December 18, 2009, 03:10:11 pm »
A Teddy bear. Made from a real bear.

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« Reply #50 on: December 18, 2009, 04:03:58 pm »
How about a Bloody Mary T-shirt?
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« Reply #51 on: December 18, 2009, 05:02:05 pm »
Something magical! <3 The fact that she'd buy something knights are so totally against is sweet enough!
Liiiike... a magical camera! :D

Oooh, I don't think Bern would like the results of getting Maytag a magical camera.  May would doubtless want to take nude photos of herself and the two of them together...

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« Reply #52 on: December 18, 2009, 06:37:03 pm »
Maybe Bern could get Maytag a Kitteh, it could ride on her jesters hat and play with the bells ^^.
The best of both worlds, cute and psudo-sexy i mean who doesn't want a little...... (runs away).

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« Reply #53 on: December 18, 2009, 06:40:55 pm »
Dandy handshoes!
Or more like a right handshoe and a left stumpshoe.
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Or just 2 stumpshoes.
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« Reply #54 on: December 18, 2009, 09:49:20 pm »
Something magical! <3 The fact that she'd buy something knights are so totally against is sweet enough!
Liiiike... a magical camera! :D

Oooh, I don't think Bern would like the results of getting Maytag a magical camera.  May would doubtless want to take nude photos of herself and the two of them together...
All the more reason to do it! Fan service and a cute/sexy/kinky/inappropriate Christmas Card?

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« Reply #55 on: December 18, 2009, 10:01:44 pm »
Get Maytag a diary, with an optional magical lock; or get her some new daggers; or perhaps, if its not too much to ask, put a bow on yourself and you would be her present.

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« Reply #56 on: December 18, 2009, 10:37:10 pm »
Bern should get Maytag a...
... Super Fluffy Robe!
Cause they are awesome!

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« Reply #57 on: December 19, 2009, 07:39:01 am »
A mechanical arm?
With extensions?

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Re: XMAS Special: Vote Here!
« Reply #58 on: December 19, 2009, 09:53:23 am »
A Tartan Jesters hat with flashing bobbles  ;D (yes at one time I had one)
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« Reply #59 on: December 19, 2009, 10:47:33 am »
Maytag is the type to want something STRANGE!.

I say get her a pack of rapid hive minded squirrels she can control with her mind.

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Or maybe some bath salts.

A Teddy bear. Made from a real bear.

This is good too.


and Chocolate is always on the menu for gifts when it comes to girls.
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