Some of Ewan McTeagle's poems:
Oh gi'e to me a shillin' for some fags and I'll pay ye back on Thursday, but if you can wait till Saturday I'm expecting a divvy from the Harpenden Building Society
and also:
Can I have 50 pounds to mend the shed,
I'm right on my uppers,
I can pay you back when this postal order comes from Australia,
honestly,
Hope the bladder troubles getting better
Love Ewan.