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The Fighting Thread
« on: December 02, 2009, 01:11:12 pm »
Selan created this thread once upon a time & showed me that I have a wonderful fascination for beating the crap out of forumites. So show us some love, & let the blood bath begin.

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*Like Peach from Super Smash Bros., P-fae smacks the next person to post in here with a FRYING PAN & sends them flying to the moon* :P

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Re: The Fighting Thread
« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2009, 03:52:11 pm »
Charles, grabs the moon and sends it hurtling towards P-Fae, crushing her.

CLAN OF THE CATS IS MAKING A COMEBACK! JUNE 8th.  BE THERE!

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Re: The Fighting Thread
« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2009, 04:17:02 pm »
O.O;;;

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(somebody save me!)

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Re: The Fighting Thread
« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2009, 05:45:18 pm »
Hi.
I've been out for two years, so warn me if I act like I missed something obvious. ^^;

...oh, and to anyone who missed me, I'm open to hugs, kisses, and intense tearful cuddles.

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Re: The Fighting Thread
« Reply #4 on: December 02, 2009, 06:45:51 pm »
I go all Frog on the moon and everybody in it's path.
'Science is on the march. Don't get in its way.'

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Re: The Fighting Thread
« Reply #5 on: December 02, 2009, 07:09:14 pm »
CLAN OF THE CATS IS MAKING A COMEBACK! JUNE 8th.  BE THERE!

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Re: The Fighting Thread
« Reply #6 on: December 02, 2009, 07:13:08 pm »
I put Charles in a head lock with one arm and grab his breasts with the other. Sex change, Charles? I wouldn't have guessed you were the type. ./fondle

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Re: The Fighting Thread
« Reply #7 on: December 02, 2009, 07:16:51 pm »
I install Windows on all Akashayi's computers (MS-DOS in the smaller ones)

MWAAAHAHAHAHHA!
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Re: The Fighting Thread
« Reply #8 on: December 02, 2009, 07:34:54 pm »
noooo!! I boot from a live linux usb stick and ddos the fuck out of Charle's servers at work :P

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Re: The Fighting Thread
« Reply #9 on: December 03, 2009, 12:24:03 am »
Decides to swipe Akashayi's computer while she is fighting Charles and swops it with a Sinclair Spectrum 48K.............with cassete tape drive  ;D ;D ;D ;D
What good is dreaming it if you don't actually do it?.

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Re: The Fighting Thread
« Reply #10 on: December 03, 2009, 01:59:07 pm »
*Drops a Barrett 416 Through Odd's chest from 2500 yards)

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Re: The Fighting Thread
« Reply #11 on: December 03, 2009, 02:29:16 pm »
*gives gun protestors Churba's home address*

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Re: The Fighting Thread
« Reply #12 on: December 03, 2009, 08:37:24 pm »
Thanks for the back up, Churba!

./whips out her katana and slices Charles in return

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Re: The Fighting Thread
« Reply #13 on: December 03, 2009, 08:54:12 pm »
RPGtotheface
Server: akashayi was killed by parameciumkid with RPG
Hi.
I've been out for two years, so warn me if I act like I missed something obvious. ^^;

...oh, and to anyone who missed me, I'm open to hugs, kisses, and intense tearful cuddles.

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Re: The Fighting Thread
« Reply #14 on: December 03, 2009, 09:08:34 pm »
WHILE Parameciumkid.status = alive
DO
IF Parameciumkid.location = unknown
CONTINUE WHILE
ELSE IF Parameciumkid.location = known
KILL -9 Parameciumkid FROM Server
SET Parameciumkid.status = dead
ENDIF
ENDWHILE

Server: Parameciumkid.location was set to known as he fired an RPG.
Server: Parameciumkid.status was set to dead
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Re: The Fighting Thread
« Reply #15 on: December 03, 2009, 09:10:26 pm »
<3
(sorry, was I supposed to fight in this post?)

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Re: The Fighting Thread
« Reply #16 on: December 03, 2009, 09:22:58 pm »
find / -name "fighting.spirit" -user Akashayi -exec chown charlesw {} \;
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Re: The Fighting Thread
« Reply #17 on: December 03, 2009, 10:01:22 pm »

Stab charles.

>>> How can you do that?

Stab charles with sword.

>>> What's a "sword"?



Dammit!

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Re: The Fighting Thread
« Reply #18 on: December 04, 2009, 12:06:14 am »
while CDSM tries to figure out how to correct his program I fly one of my model aircraft into his spine.
What good is dreaming it if you don't actually do it?.

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Re: The Fighting Thread
« Reply #19 on: December 04, 2009, 02:35:25 am »
You can't chown my fighting spirit or any of me for I am the only one with root access... rawr!

now, sudo make me a sandwhich, charles!

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Re: The Fighting Thread
« Reply #20 on: December 04, 2009, 07:21:56 pm »
*Inserts Linux Rescue Disk*

Linux Rescue

Mount Existing Partitions
# cd /etc
# vi passwd
root:x:0:0:root:/root:/bin/bash
->->->->-> x
root::0:0:root:/root:/bin/bash
esc
ZZ
# vi shadow
dd
i
root::::
esc
ZZ

Reboot
Remove Linux Rescue Disk
Logs in as self

$ su -
# find / -user Akashayi -exec chown charlesw {} \;
# cd /home/Akashayi
# touch sandwhich
# vi sandwhich
i
Lettus
Tomato
Ham
esc
ZZ
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Re: The Fighting Thread
« Reply #21 on: December 04, 2009, 07:25:26 pm »
wait, wait, wait. You use vi and not vim?

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Re: The Fighting Thread
« Reply #22 on: December 04, 2009, 07:31:00 pm »
I work with AIX unix, so there's not alot of point in learning vim if I won't be able to make use of it in unix.  It'd just confuse me when I move between the systems.

# mv /home/akashayi/sandwich /home/charlesw/sandwich
# mv /home/charlesw/sandwich /home/charlesw/halfeatensandwich
# rm /home/charlesw/halfeatensandwich
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Re: The Fighting Thread
« Reply #23 on: December 04, 2009, 07:36:16 pm »
my sandwich ._.

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Re: The Fighting Thread
« Reply #24 on: December 05, 2009, 07:11:43 am »
errr sorry if its a BLT with a chicken burger and covered in mayo and tomato sauce in it its MINE, cuts Akashyis hands off with a chainsaw for atempting to steal my lunch.
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Re: The Fighting Thread
« Reply #25 on: December 06, 2009, 06:30:23 am »
# mount /dev/chainsaw /home/Oddball/ASS

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Re: The Fighting Thread
« Reply #26 on: December 06, 2009, 12:41:11 pm »
# mount /dev/chainsaw /home/Oddball/ASS -o loop

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Re: The Fighting Thread
« Reply #27 on: December 06, 2009, 06:52:16 pm »
*Respwns after 9 seconds*

That means I respawned but had an epic typo error that made me pwn everyone.
Hi.
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Re: The Fighting Thread
« Reply #28 on: December 07, 2009, 06:58:33 pm »
*Respwns after 9 seconds*

That means I respawned but had an epic typo error that made me pwn everyone.

"BRILLIANT PUNK!!"

*slams a diamond forearm into 'kid's face*

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Re: The Fighting Thread
« Reply #29 on: December 07, 2009, 08:02:05 pm »
YA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA!

*Punches CDSM, and his Head explodes*