But that way you get no hores'de ovores! Sacrelige!
Seriously though, merriges are realy for your family anyway, that and becuase it helps to get through the rough patches that you made an oath to your folks that you'd stick with it. But you hate your dad anyway, and you have a pretty strong monogamist streak, so probably not the most useful thing for you.
MORE FOR ME!
[NOMS LITTLE FINGER FOODS!/]