You're all out of your mind.
How can you find that, that thing there that looks like it crawled out from the sewers.. Cute? Anywhere? And those enormous pores! Egads. It's like looking Nosferatu in the eyes.
Seriously, you're all insane.
Akasha: Good! Don't wear makeup. It's bad for you. ...But I can't leave the house without it. And your skin looks amazing anyway, you don't need it.
Everyone else: Thank you, but you're all either insane or lying.