Tis me, I'm new here.
If I didn't say it before, ma'am, I'll say it now - Good lord, you're gorgeous. Don't do nursing home visits, you'd stop too many hearts.
well found out where I go wrong when im chatting up women "Hi I'm Odd" does not go down to good
Try this - Sketch out some stick figures on a napkin, with one in the middle being the object of your affection, and sign it, but no name, no number. Walk up to her, hand the folded napkin to her, and say "Excuse me, Miss, sorry to bother you, but your beauty has inspired me to high art." and walk off.